Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 17/06/2024Love when Donald J Trump wishes me a happy holiday in the most deranged of ways 020
Reposted by Rob HeatonMichael Kochenash @mkochenash.bsky.social · 29/02/2024Many thanks to @robheaton.com for this thoughtful review of my book and to both Rob and @rheaclassical.bsky.social for the opportunity to state publicly what I think about accusations of parallelomania! 165
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 09/11/2023What does it say about me that the YouTube algorithm served up this videoyoutu.beOld Country Buffet Training Video#BIGFANOFCATS#JUSTTRAININGVIDEOS 010
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 07/11/2023Not sure if I’m alone in this but Bluesky is going full risk of epileptic seizure on me lately. Rapid disorienting blinking and so on. Please fix @safety.bsky.app 000
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 04/11/2023Release the full Nemik manifesto, Star Wars youtu.be/-asb8zTiuZ4?...youtu.beAndor | Karis Nemik’s Manifesto | Disney+Rewatch some of the best moments of Season 1 of #Andor, starting with Karis Nemik’s manifesto monolgue in episode 12. All episodes are now streaming only on ... 000
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 31/10/2023Monty Python and the Holy Grail is returning to theaters for no particular reason in December. My people, assemble! holygrailincinemas.comholygrailincinemas.comHoly Grail in Monty Python and The holy Grail 48 ½ Anniversary Movie | Official WebsiteHoly Grail in Monty Python and The holy Grail 48 ½ Anniversary - December 3 & 6 000
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 30/10/2023One of the odder things to catch on a Saturday Night Live segment was a reference to an obscure biblical character from 1 Chronicles 010
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 27/10/2023Very nice to have Dr. Morrison’s endorsement of my book at Anderson University! 020
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 24/10/2023I could start a repository of NT scholars whose headshots I’ve photoshopped to remove backgrounds for lecture slides 000
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 22/10/2023Really enjoyed this discussion about @mattthiessen.bsky.social’s “A Jewish Paul,” a book I foresee using for my students learning about all Paul’s weirdness! 050
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 18/10/2023I may have read a lot of historical Jesus stuff but I’m eternally searching for a better description than @jonbois.bsky.social‘s “undrafted out of Nazareth” youtu.be/4QG5e271AZM&...youtu.beHave you heard the Good News? | The History of the Atlanta Falcons, Part 2Few remember this, but the Atlanta Falcons of the late 1970s and early 1980s were good. As in, “greatest defense in NFL history” good. They were thinking Sup... 010
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 14/10/2023Anyone else ever just think about the secret code to access the second Death Star being “blue” 000
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 10/10/2023My morning hot take is that Denver courthouse coffee tastes like absolute garbage. #juryduty 000
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 10/10/2023Jury duty tomorrow. Smash that like button for a live-bluesky event or I guess I could just read instead! 000
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 09/10/2023Just thought the world should hear that I’m batting .833 this fall ball season with a 1.690 OPS (nice). Is a 1.000 BABIP sustainable? We’ll find out! 010
Reposted by Rob HeatonJairo I. Fúnez-Flores @insurgentthought.bsky.social · 07/10/2023Academia loves to decolonize everything besides occupied land. Its silence on Palestine is enough to know how decolonization has become a metaphor signifying everything besides material change and collective resistance. 115442
Reposted by Rob HeatonJoey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 05/10/2023It's easy to make friends as an adult. I'm not going to tell you how, but it's super easy. Frankly, the rest of us are surprised you haven't figured it out. 48912
Reposted by Rob HeatonRob Heaton @robheaton.com · 05/10/2023My episode with Tom Boomershine for @newbooksnetwork.bsky.social is live! We discuss not only his new book but also wider issues of performance theory and the NT, orality/textuality in antiquity, and the Gospel of Mark’s composition. Listen and subscribe for free! newbooksnetwork.com/first-centur...newbooksnetwork.comPodcast | Thomas E. Boomershine, "First-Century Gospel Storytellers…Subscribe for free. Thomas E. Boomershine, "First-Century Gospel Storytellers and Audiences: The Gospels as Performance Literature" (Cascade Books, 2022) 022
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 05/10/2023The Ahsoka series reminds me how awesome Thrawn was written by Timothy Zahn instead. 040
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 01/10/2023It’s 2023 AD and I saw an internet ad for the NASB. What is happening 020
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 01/10/2023I was the “never saw my school friends over the summer” type of uncool 010
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 30/09/2023Hopefully no one objects to me calling P.Oxy. 5755 the “He Gets Us” papyrus... Holmes translation via textandcanon.org/whats-the-bi... 000
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 29/09/2023The Cubs missing the playoffs sounds extremely funny to me and I think it should happen. 010
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 28/09/2023I’m not sure how this is even a question. Yes, scholars should be paid for their labor. Fine, say “we can’t under present conditions,” but if the question is what’s *fair*, that seems pretty obvious! 100
Reposted by Rob HeatonActive Measures, LLC @activemeasures.bsky.social · 27/09/2023*youth pastor voice* "You know who else thought about the Roman Empire a lot?" 1434101
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 27/09/2023🎙️New podcast! I spoke with @mkochenash.bsky.social about his “Roman Self-Representation and the Lukan Kingdom of God,” featuring Virgil’s Aeneid, Luke’s innovation/invention of the name Saul, and even some Bugs Bunny! Listen @newbooksnetwork.bsky.social: newbooksnetwork.com/roman-self-r...newbooksnetwork.comPodcast | Michael Kochenash, "Roman Self-Representation and the Lukan…Subscribe for free. Michael Kochenash, "Roman Self-Representation and the Lukan Kingdom of God" (Fortress Academic, 2020) 032
Reposted by Rob HeatonMichael Kochenash @mkochenash.bsky.social · 26/09/2023Many thanks to @robheaton.bsky.social for the invitation to discuss my book on the New Books in Biblical Studies podcast! newbooksnetwork.com/roman-self-r... 142
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 24/09/2023Remember when shelfies were a thing, for that brief moment in historical time? 010
Reposted by Rob HeatonAndrew Jacobs (he/him) @drewjakeprof.bsky.social · 23/09/2023new open access article by David Frankfurter on Pauline competition in Revelation www.cambridge.org/core/journal...cambridge.orgThe Fiction of the Seven Letters in the Apocalypse: Representing Heavenly Authority in the Shadow of...The Fiction of the Seven Letters in the Apocalypse: Representing Heavenly Authority in the Shadow of Paul 044
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 23/09/2023Tomorrow I’m recording a conversation with Tom Boomershine, one of the pioneers of performance criticism, for the biblical studies-talkie podcast series. Curious about Mark (and other NT “texts”?) as performed, and how that relates to the settled gospel and synoptics? Episode sometime next week! 160
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 22/09/2023Toddler, listening to my head with a “telescope” (stethoscope): “Your brain is feeling better, dad.” 030
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 18/09/2023www.nbcnews.com/news/world/l...nbcnews.comLetter showing Pope Pius XII had detailed information from German Jesuit about Nazi holocaustThe documentation from the Vatican archives, published this weekend in Italian daily Corriere della Sera, is likely to further fuel the debate about Pius’ legacy and his now-stalled beatification ca... 000
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 06/09/2023Interested in an alternative story of Christian origins, its reception and use by early Christians, and implications for how we tell the story of the NT canon? My book is 30% off with the code LXFANDF30. rowman.com/ISBN/9781666...rowman.comThe Shepherd of Hermas as Scriptura Non Grata: From Popularity in Early Christianity to Exclusion fr...Heaton applies a rise-and-fall structure to the early Christian book known as the Shepherd of Hermas, first proposing a soteriological hermeneutic and evaluating its predominantly positive recepti... 111
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 04/09/2023It’s excellent to see this released: fresh translations of Omar’s Arabic writings and a compelling argument to replace the convenient missional narratives of his enslavers. Also extremely curious to see Omar quoting Romans 10:9 at one point! 100
Reposted by Rob HeatonJeremiah Coogan @jeremiahcoogan.bsky.social · 31/08/2023Matthew, Luke, and Thomas in a second- or third-century papyrus—but not Q!thedailybeast.comScholars Publish New Papyrus With Early Sayings of JesusPapyrologists date the fragment to the second century CE, making it one of the earliest examples of Christian writing, even before the formation of the New Testament. 54722
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 30/08/2023🎙️Podcast! My conversation with @jschac.bsky.social about his “John Cassian and the Creation of Monastic Subjectivity” (Equinox, 2023) for @newbooksnetwork.bsky.social is now live and I’m excited for you to interact with it. 👇 newbooksnetwork.com/john-cassian...newbooksnetwork.comPodcast | Joshua Schachterle, "John Cassian and the Creation of…Subscribe for free. Joshua Schachterle, "John Cassian and the Creation of Monastic Subjectivity" (Equinox Publishing, 2023) 011
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 28/08/2023I’m happy Bluesky has dril and all but what we’re really missing here is the comedic-cum-dramatic stylings of “coffee dad.” 000
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 27/08/2023So, I wrote a thing (canon article)—based off my other thing (Shepherd book). Please get in touch if you need access help! www.academia.edu/105887721/To...academia.eduToward the New Testament Canon as Fourth-Century Invention: The Scriptural List of Athanasius and It...Scholarship on the New Testament canon regularly relies on criterial and reception-historical methodologies to antedate the Christian scriptural collection well before its first advocacy as a “rule�... 150
Reposted by Rob HeatonKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/08/2023What the chicken nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM: 374164831
Rob Heaton @robheaton.com · 25/08/2023Not to weight shame or anything but there’s no way he’s been 215 pounds in my lifetime (1985-present). 010