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Rob Hakimian

@robhak.bsky.social
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Arsenal season ticket. Utility Week news editor. Beats Per Minute editor. Living in Stoke Newington. Getting excited/angry in equal measure about football, music and politics is my whole thing

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Lewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Angry, gleeful, anxious. Really angry. And, somewhere, afraid of complacency.
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Be angry, but never be complacent
On Man City, corruption, cheating, anger, protests, and the duty of fans
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well that was an entirely novel - and still extremely unpleasant - way for Arsenal Women to fail to win. Spare a thought for the mental health of us fans - especially @jamiespangher.bsky.social who probably is up at the crack of dawn to watch this nonsense
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please VAR, bail us out of this #AWFC
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Cartoon Steve Bould. @cartoonstevebould.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is crazy to see in writing, and yet completely unsurprising considering every statement City have made on the subject. Truth is what they want it to be.
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Bill Horton @mrhortywho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The reaction of the assistant coach behind DeZerbi is just hilarious lol #arsenal #totavl
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Lewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Including today, Tottenham have trailed in 53 of their 81 league games since the start of 2024-25
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
David Raya needs a chant NOW
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The only reason Arsenal aren’t beating Napoli is the red shorts (And maybe a bit because Merino and Saka missed sitters)
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nice new chant can be heard from the away fans: “We’re gonna win the league again / With Mik Arteta” to the tune of Low Rider” by WAR
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Bruno pervs are feasting tonight
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Robert Sanchez is still crap and we love it… though I now wonder why I put Lacroix in my FPL team
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tielemans in United’s midfield
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Simpsons: Uter Full of Chocolate
ALT: Simpsons: Uter Full of Chocolate
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Find someone who looks at you the way Mikel Merino looks at the World Cup
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Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Ryan Mac 🙃 @rmac.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
government is literally bombing another country right now and they’re displaying a giant LOVE banner
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
All those defenders and none in the same postcode as Lautaro Martinez
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
When you have Jude Bellingham, you have a chance. What a fucking player
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
When you have Jude Bellingham, you have a chance. What a fucking player
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Merino is truly Mr Clutch for Spain
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Brian Larkin @derrymanc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Colombia v Switzerland being referred to as Charlie v The Chocolate Factory.
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
FIFA getting away with it again because the product is TOO good, no matter how much you step on it
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Tony Montana
ALT: Tony Montana
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Dan Burn. Chapeau
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Looks like it’s deep block o’clock for England
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
That’s exactly what Saliba did at Everton that Arsenal got away with. The review panel said it was a VAR error not to give it
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
So who puts in the call to Infantino about Quansah’s ban? Starmer or Burnham?
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Is it possible to experience altitude sickness at sea level?
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Penny for Joao Pedro’s thoughts right now
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
That is ICE COLD from Haaland 🥶
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Paraguay with the most scumbag performance I’ve ever seen tonight. Some of the biggest shithousers I can remember. Galarza in particular was an absolute disgrace.
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The spin of the ball on that Kone shot was very pleasing
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
FIFA getting away with it again because the product is TOO good, no matter how much you step on it
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Tony Montana
ALT: Tony Montana
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Asking price for Ismaïla Sarr is £120m in today’s market
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
England need a triple sub at the drinks break Are you listening Tommy!?
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Goal of the World Cup
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
ITV paid all that money for an incredible New York studio overlooking Manhattan yet all they can give Emma Hayes for her tactics section is chalk and a blackboard
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
“Set piece again ole ole” going up in this North London pub Welcome to the Dark Side, Mr. Kane
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Sad to see Kieran Tierney has traded in his Tesco carrier bag for a backpack The lad’s forgotten his roots
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Miguel Delaney @migueldelaney.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
First final to go to extra-time since 2016, and first where both teams have scored since 2018.
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Dom Wakerley @domwakerley.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Thanks to Oli G #cpfc
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
What a night in N5
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Mikel Arteta is a Premier League Champion
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Max Dowman is a Premier League Champion
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Myles Lewis-Skelly is a Premier League Champion
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Declan Rice is a Premier League Champion
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Martín Zubimendi is a Premier League Champion
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Tommy Setford is a Premier League Champion (in our hearts)
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Riccardo Calafiori is a Premier League Champion
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Kai Havertz is a Premier League Champion
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Mikel Merino is a Premier League Champion
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