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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This international break is fucking vile. I know we all complained about the constant stop/start of club football but it was better than this.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jumping on the bandwagon. So hard to pick 9 and probably loads I’ve forgotten.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Been reading this book this week. Almost finished it. Would thoroughly recommend. Football and a bit of sociopolitical history. Really interesting stuff.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 27 99🔥 98🔥 97🔥 90👑 80✨ Final score: 901
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Much love to you all.
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Rich @richgooner1886.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Years of appeal to get to that £10m fine and 6 month transfer ban are going to be fun and not at all tedious.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A pale, northern couple just arrived here in Zanzibar. Put their stuff down on the sunbeds near us, applied their sun cream and both immediately got in the pool for a bit, got out and then decided to take an exploratory stroll down the beach. Interested to see how burned they are tomorrow.
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Eileen 🌹🌸🌼🌺❤️🤍 @eispyeils.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can you take 2 mins to respond to Ofwat's consultation to demand they BLOCK the water bill hike. If water companies can't survive without hiking our bills, let them go bust and bring them into public ownership. Deadline: midnight Thurs 24th Sept weownit.org.uk/NoBillHike
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Demand that Ofwat says no to bill hikes. Let water companies go bust and bring them into public ownership for nothing.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Throw the fucking book at this soppy prick.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 24 97🔥 89🎉 100🎯 90🎉 86🎓 Final score: 914
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Understand/share concerns re pints being launched during goals but in my experience in many packed non-league stands where people have pints, beer rarely gets thrown and if it was introduced at all levels it probably wouldn’t be a problem as football fans are fairly good at policing themselves. BUT
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is one thing that I’m full Brexit about. Wear proper shin pads, ffs lads.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
With this lad, the Quintero twins, Dowman and Nwaneri, we have a potentially very exciting attack for the future. Just a shame they’re all not a few years older so we could use them now.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think I can stop now.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The food here was exquisite but their “English-style roast beef” might need to be called something else because there’s no way that’s getting served up at a Toby Carvery.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All killer, no filler.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What the fuck is wrong with these people?!
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky/Twitter
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just can’t comprehend why anyone gets worked up about this stuff enough to write a bullshit article about it. Film is art and therefore creative freedom is permitted. If it’s bad then it will come out in the critique and success of the production. If you care that much, write your own adaptation.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If anyone fancies tanking their production today then this is the game for you. www.fourfourtwo.com/quiz/442goals
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I imagine that football fans will use this as a stick to beat rival clubs and their players with rather than tackle the real issue that currently we are physically destroying these young men. No doubt Rice will get the worst of it.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well and truly beaten today. Cba to wet my pants about it.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We haven’t been good but we’ve been really unfortunate.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The performance has been awful so far but I’ve never seen a set of fans boo for perceived time wasting when their team is up 1-0. Brighton fans need to get off the internet. Morons.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I do feel bad that we flogged Ben White to the point where Timber has come back and he’s now out himself. Would be interested to see how many games we’ve actually had those two match fit at the same time since Timber arrived. My guess is not many at all.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mainly because we’ve had decades of politicians serving people like him. As if owning Man Utd didn’t make you enough of a cunt, eh?
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
2 centre mids on the wing. Full backs very much defensive over attacking. Has to be one of the most narrow teams I’ve seen in a while.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Everything I see of him tells me he’s just a thoroughly nice human being.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Heard you’re not in tropical paradise. A real shame.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Regis Le Bris pulling out Prime Arsene “I did not see it” when asked about their penalty tells you everything you need to know about the decision.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mikel is fuming. Sympathise with everything he’s said but PGMOL and the sanctimonious pundits will not forget it in a hurry.
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Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A technical area yellow for Arteta, denying Arsenal a corner before half, Sunderland taking five minutes per throw-in, phantom penalty on a shirt pull ... from Ballard. You'll rarely witness such committed #NarrativeRefereeing.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fair play Martin Keown 👑 Calling out their shit.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Even Gary Neville would say that Sunderland penalty was soft.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Konsa was exquisite again btw. Great lad.
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Steve Hills @merse10.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sunderland fans heading straight to Dover
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
John Brooks, Darren Fletcher and all the Sunderland fans, please get yourself together and collectively put yourselves in the bin.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
HAVE THAT YOU CUNTS 🤫
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Books Gabriel but Xhaka doesn’t get a 2nd yellow for being even worse? Awful, awful ref.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How the fuck was Mukiele allowed to take that long for a throw?! Calafiori penalised for taking half as long earlier.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Darren Fletcher just blamed Gabriel for *checks notes* getting pushed over
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING CUNTS
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He was fucking ITCHING to give them a decision like that btw, and I can tell you there is no way in hell he gives that our way. Well done David Raya. Justice.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
John Brooks is the worst referee for this type of game. In front of a hostile crowd of utter morons that cry over every decision against them while their own team foul and shithouse away as much as they like.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He just seems like a great lad does our Christos.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Barca used their playbook with him and it didn’t work out so now they’ve sold him out. Classy club as ever. Fwiw, they absolutely did tell him to come out publicly and do all of those things to make him hated by the Atleti fans. Barca and Alvarez probably deserve each other.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Going on holiday at the weekend and I’m packing my own teabags because nothing beats Yorkshire Gold and I’m already annoyed that my herb plants are going to die. I think it’s fair to say my youth is over.
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Joe @jhes1991.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I know we do but sometimes I do doubt whether we bother practising finishing in training.
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