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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service)

@robfromchicago.com
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Trying really hard to get to the utopian future Gene Roddenberry showed me as a little kid. Neutral Good. “Conatus es pausa et denuo initus?” Network engineer, husband of @drru.bsky.social, dad, fashion disaster. He/Him/Hi!

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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 29/09/2026
See if you can get a chord going.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 25/09/2026
so cool how "cybertruck owner commits horrific crime" is just part of our cultural landscape now www.syracuse.com/crime/2026/0...
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Upstate NY driver killed pedestrian, then tried to hide Cybertruck in woods
The man was sentenced to prison on Wednesday. The crash took place in 2025.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 25/09/2026
I see you! I must be in the same shadow realm as you. 🫥
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 18/09/2026
I had a cup of coffee and I am just stuffed.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If I had to give up coffee, I'd take up knife throwing.
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Roxanne @roxanne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW CAT JUST DROPPED
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
PLEASE HELP YOUR TRANS SISTER.
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✨trash✨ @dollarpbr.gay · 17/09/2026
first ever accidental nobel prize inbound
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 16/09/2026
The last accordion jam you'll ever need!
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The The - This Is the Day (Official 4K Video)
YouTube video by TheTheVEVO
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16/09/2026
sorry every unit in the building is already octopied
A picture of the COMMERCE BUILDING in Galveston with a giant inflatable octopus hanging out of one of the windows. Its tentacles are also coming out of six other windows along the front and side of the building.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 16/09/2026
When I finally die, I'm going to Norway for my afterlife.
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The Life of Death and the Ensh*ttificator
YouTube video by Forbrukerrådet - Norwegian Consumer Council
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 16/09/2026
...🔨
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 16/09/2026
We could get into not harming spacetime itself, but then it'd be Doctor Who instead of Asimov.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 16/09/2026
Fun Fact: Jimmy Bob was previously made of Nerf, SPAM, vegetable fibers and recycled aluminum before they settled on stone.
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Echo & The Bunnymen - Bring on The Dancing Horses (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Echo & the Bunnymen
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 16/09/2026
Did he not read about all the hacks the robots used to get around that? Or the "zeroth" law? Or the positronic brain malfunctions? Come on, Winklevoss.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 16/09/2026
Happy Wednesday, Bsky!
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Love and Rockets - "Holy Fool"
YouTube video by Edgar Aldrett
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 14/09/2026
We need to build a fence around X and just start tossing in grenades.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/09/2026
Okay everyone. Here’s the YouTube interview with @jimmykimmel.com and @jamestalarico.bsky.social You know what to do. Watch it. Share it. Donate. Bury them. youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 09/09/2026
So, your options are "1/4 of one egg," or "legal weed."
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 03/09/2026
Okay, what'd you guys do?
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 01/09/2026
If your sunglasses light up and start recording me, there's gonna be a thing. Just saying.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
reskeeting with alt text bc this is a funny as hell way to dismiss someone's dumbass argument to their face
Screenshotted excerpt from a conversation transcript, reading as follows

Cottle: My guess is that you then completely reject the idea that we wound up with this wretched administration in part because of the backlash to the excesses of woke, especially alienating young men, who were told they were the problem, just generally speaking.

Bouie: [this line is highlighted] I completely reject that for simple reasons of linear time. This administration was elected in 2024. At peak woke, when Nancy Pelosi was wearing kente cloth, Democrats won a trifecta, right? At the--
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 29/08/2026
Maybe you can use him for parts or something.
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robodomer.bsky.social @robodomer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"This workaround, known as chain refoulement, is banned under the Geneva Convention against torture". It is tRump immigration policy. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/12/m...
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He Was Deported to a Country He’d Never Heard Of. He May Never Go Free.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 29/08/2026
Conservatives are all monsters. They should never be allowed to do this to us again.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 29/08/2026
I suspect no matter where he goes, he’s an intrusion.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 29/08/2026
The deportation bullshit is still troubling, but this at least made me laugh out loud.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 29/08/2026
The deportation bullshit is still troubling, but this at least made me laugh out loud.
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Debra Meeks @debrameeks69.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
WE NEED THE FOOD INSPECTOR'S BACK!!
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Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Shartacus
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Jaime Hylton, Hodophile, Orophile, Librocubicularist @shadowjaime.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#Caturday serenity
A closed-eyed cat sits next to a similarly closed-eyed Buddha in a garden.
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Angel Mendez🏳️‍🌈🦋 @akm6.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 29/08/2026
BORN TO DISCOURSE WORLD IS A FUCK 鬼神 Block Em All 1989 I am trans woman 410,757,864,530 BAD POSTS
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 28/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Adequateman
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You can take this to the bank. 👇👇
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In the memory of the great Frank N Furter, Bluesky will be going down on everyone
The server appears to be experiencing issues. Please try again in a few moments 

Right above a Tim Curry post
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Nico Mara-McKay 🦇 (they/iel) @nicomaramckay.com · 19/08/2024
Nobody will remember: - Your salary - Your fancy title - How 'busy' you were - How stressed you were - How many hours you worked People will remember: - Exactly how shitty your copper was
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Someone needs to protect Cher immediately.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 25/08/2026
Well, at least we're into the "D's" now. 😈
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 24/08/2026
If Jensen Huang has time to attend a $1 million-a-head dinner at Mar-a-Lago and fly across the world to meet with President Xi Jinping, he can find time to testify in front of Congress about reports that NVIDIA technology is powering Russia’s war machine.
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Je Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden · 24/08/2026
ready for another week full of breaking news
A toilet seat with a plushy pale pink seat cover that has a arms and feet and a Kirby face, it says Kirby near his left foot
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 24/08/2026
It's more didactic rigor, honestly...
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 24/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Gag Me With A Spoon Meme
ALT: Gag Me With A Spoon Meme
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 24/08/2026
Quibble relentlessly here.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 21/08/2026
First glance, I thought that said "Welcome to Vermouth."
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 21/08/2026
Reality just can NOT get weird enough anymore.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 21/08/2026
It's also amazing that he managed to get a price cut on a commodity the public is losing interest in buying. Art of the deal.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
sure is weird how beef prices are apparently scheduled to go up again a week after the midterms 🤔
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 21/08/2026
🫂🫂🫂 Good luck, Juno! Sending good thoughts your way.
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