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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service)

@robfromchicago.com
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Trying really hard to get to the utopian future Gene Roddenberry showed me as a little kid. Neutral Good. “Conatus es pausa et denuo initus?” Network engineer, husband of @drru.bsky.social, dad, fashion disaster. He/Him/Hi!

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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 26/07/2026
What's your sign?
A small green sign in a nicely kept lawn. The sign is in English and Japanese. It says “Do not disturb. Tiny grass is dreaming.”
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 26/07/2026
The best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only
The Three Stooges in Matri-Phony (1942). They appear in Roman soldier costumes. Curly sits with a wine chalice balanced on his head.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 24/06/2026
"Deliver results. No, not like that."
Hakeem Jeffries' Bluesky account header and PFP. Of note, it includes the words, "Work hard. Stay focused. Deliver Results." This apparently only applies if he picks the winners, and not, say, Mamdani.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 18/06/2026
Tiny green checkmark! I'm official!
Bluesky license from https://kojira.github.io/bluesky-license/. It says I'm awesome, trust me.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 03/06/2026
“I will have ORDER!”
Screenshot of a notification from "The Washington Post". The text reads: "Bari Weiss says fired '60 Minutes' correspondent Scott Pelley violated 'trust and mutual respect'."
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 28/05/2026
"America 250" is for the birds.
Fox Weather chyron reading "AMERICA CELEBRATES ON THE HIGH SEAS / MASSIVE CROWS FLOCKING TO NOLA TO SEE THE SHIPS" - a typo where "crowds" became "crows." Includes an "AMERICA 250" banner.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 14/05/2026
Huh.
An iPhone notification that says:

Just In:
US Border Patrol chief Michael Banks is resigning, in latest DHS leadership change
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 26/03/2026
Getting flashbacks from Battlezone. 😆
A screen from the 80s arcade game Battlezone.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 26/03/2026
Sure thing, asshole.
A map of northern Illinois showing today's average price per gallon of unleaded gas. In Cook County, that's $4.512 a gallon. Most of the northern counties in Illinois are over $4.50 a gallon today.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 09/03/2026
This is how I access Bsky. I think I might be sitting too close.
A black and white photo from the 1950s, showing an old man in a suit and bow tie wearing a miniature television over his eyes like a pair of glasses. The little TV has a giant pair of rabbit ear antennas sticking out of the top, and four or five little knobs on the surface.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 28/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed
The hills of rural Montana, seen from the highway.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 26/01/2026
The word "skub" is selected and highlighted, with a word balloon pointing at it. In the balloon, it says "Sorry, No Definition Found." Not shown: me looking perplexed.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 22/01/2026
Wade "Baby Legs" Wilson from the first Deadpool movie.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 22/01/2026
Block buttons ready!
A warning message from isdown.com that says there are early indications that X is having another outage.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 18/01/2026
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 15/01/2026
I was just wondering that myself.
The extra posting feature that just showed up at the top of the skyline. Because, sure, encourage us to post more.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 13/01/2026
lol no 😆
Screenshot of a notification from CBS News Chicago. The notification has a black background with white text that reads "Could the Bears' playoffs run shift the political landscape around their push for a new stadium?" There is a circular icon with a white circle in the center to the left of the text. The notification also shows "2m ago" in the top right corner.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 04/01/2026
Did the “meatbones” not tip people off?
An iPhone notification that says: CBS News Chicago
4m ago
A lawsuit accuses McDonald's of deception on the grounds that the McRib contains no rib meat.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 14/12/2025
Well, that’s the end of CBS News.
An iPhone notification that says:

CBS News
He was the last person to ask Charlie Kirk a question. Tonight, he joins a CBS News town hall with Erika Kirk.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 13/12/2025
#caturday as seen from above
Piper the Tortie is totally passed out. She has assumed the form of a large croissant, and is resting comfortably on a soft blanket.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 09/12/2025
Your back is up against the wall. All looks lost. Who is coming to save you? Film stills only (that is, no GIFs) #FilmSky
The command crew of the USS Enterprise (D), shown as their older selves in a recent episode of Star Trek: Picard.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 06/12/2025
👌
The score gauge from the New York Times Spelling Bee game. The score is 69, which the game indicates is “nice.”
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 26/11/2025
I’m married so I take just a whole ton of photos every time I go to the grocery store, for texting purposes.
A box of Dove Minis ice cream bars, perched in a shopping cart.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 26/11/2025
You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
A liquor department shelf, showing a whole assortment of On The Rocks premixed cocktails at very reasonable prices.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 26/11/2025
Post your warning label
A sign on a red door that says “Panic Carefully” in English and Japanese.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 25/11/2025
What I’m wearing to Bluesky rehab
A Japanese locker robot, from the show Robot Detective.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 16/11/2025
When a pot of coffee is just not quite enough, but a second pot is too much.
A bottle of Stumptown original cold brew coffee, in mah hand.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 15/11/2025
An iPad browser search for “cadbury creme egg near me”
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 15/11/2025
The Fisher King (1991) Dir. Terry Gilliam
Robin Williams and Jeff Bridges in a scene from The Fisher King.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 09/11/2025
The MST3K logo from their early closing credits. This frame shows the text, “KEEP CIRCULATING THE TAPES.”
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 08/11/2025
The Tick
A comic book cover showing The Tick at a comic convention. As usual, The Tick is happy and effusive, throwing both arms in the air and smiling. The Tick is substantially taller and more muscular than everyone else, and wearing a skintight bright blue super suit (no cape).
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 08/11/2025
This is my favorite time of year. Welcome to Chicago.
This Sunday, weather will be SEVERE WEATHER WARNING with 23° feels-like and up to 6” of snow. The following Saturday, six days later, 62° and sunny.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 07/11/2025
@jefftiedrich.bsky.social nails the perfect caption for this photo.
A photo from the man collapsing during Trump's recent press event. Jeff has added the caption "look for the helpers." Everyone else in the room is turned to help the fallen man. Trump stands several feet away, back to the helpers, with a look on his face that suggests he feels aggrieved and inconvenienced. He is not a helper.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 06/11/2025
They might be recycling the existing number…
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 23/10/2025
Columbia River Gorge, Washington #roadtrip
A photo of the Columbia River as seen from the cliffs over the gorge.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 23/10/2025
The Cars (1978)
The cover of The Cars first album, showing a young, smiling woman behind the wheel of a classic custom car.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 23/10/2025
What if I’m fighting crime?
Val Kilmer’s bat suit from Batman, with built-in prosthetic nipples.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 21/10/2025
Halfway between Fargo and Bismarck, ND. #roadtrip
A teeny but very bright chunk of rainbow peeking out of a huge storm front over the Great Plains of North Dakota.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 15/10/2025
"They are called skeets."
Kim Jong Un at a microphone announcing something.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 11/10/2025
A photo of an orca with the caption, “Fuck them boats.”
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 10/10/2025
Portland right now.
Kermit the Frog sitting in his swamp and paying his banjo, singing:

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 09/10/2025
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 08/10/2025
While I love Kermit's people skills, there's no substitute for the level-headed advice of Rowlf the Dog.
Rowlf the Dog from The Muppets, sitting at a baby grand piano and smiling at the camera.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 07/10/2025
describe your bluesky account in a single image
A sketchy looking black metal barrel labeled “Guaranteed to Contain Nothing But the Pure Sweet Fat of the Hog.”
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 05/10/2025
Fay Wray offered up to Kong as a human sacrifice.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 01/10/2025
Come at me, bro...
An old Pizza Hut that has been converted into a breakfast restaurant with a broken sign that reads "WAFFLE SQUARF"
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 30/09/2025
Logo for Gideon’s Brewing Company
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 29/09/2025
Good morning, Bsky! Happy fucking Monday!
A sign from the show The Good Place that reads “Welcome! Everything is fine.”
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 29/09/2025
Monday is just around the corner 😬 Using a vid, GIF, or pic, share how you feel about that 🖤
A photo showing the door to a store. On the floor in front of the door to the store, there is the phrase “Meat Entrance” spelled out in mosaic tile. The tiles feel somewhat ominous.
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 28/09/2025
What’s your sign?
A red door with a white sign that says “Panic Carefully”
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