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robert "florida ounces" wire @robertwire.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
yay #CoD
call of duty fanart— three sketches of dobermans snarling with bloody mouths, the ghost mask cracked and bloody, and a bloody 141 patch. text: "bad dog with a bad master. they said they're gonna let me loose soon."
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amber @amberistyping.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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Madhu Pai, MD, PhD @madhupai.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
“Kennedy would be less hazardous if he decided to do cardiac surgery. Then he would kill people only one at a time rather than his current ability to kill by the thousands. Why is it that killing a single person is seen as murder but killing masses is excused if you are a politician?” Dr Bill Foege
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
i think the next bullshit tech bubble will be the one. going all in on the next piece of shit thing
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Verity Holloway @verityholloway.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.
Screenshot of a tweet: 

British cavalry in the 1850s consisted entirely of twinks who used UwU-speak...
[Photo of a book page] "The dash of British cavalry officers was never greater than at the opening of the Crimean campaign in the spring of 1854. These aristocratic horsemen were, in the idiom of the day, "plungers," "tremendous swells." They affected elegant boredom, yawned a great deal, spoke a jargon of their own, pronouncing "r" as "w," saying "vewwy," "howwid," and "sowwy," and interlarded sentences with loud and meaningless exclamations of "Haw, haw." Their sweeping whiskers, languid voices, tiny waists, laced in by corsets, and their large cigars were irresistible, frantically admired, and as frantically envied. Magnificently mounted, horses were their passion; they rode like the devil himself, and their confidence in their ability to defeat any enemy single-handed was com-plete. Cavalry officers were saying in London drawing-rooms that to take infantry on the campaign was superfluous; the infantry would merely be a drag on them, and had better be left at
home."
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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/07/2025
just tried to explain the donkey kong family lineage to my wife and i sounded like a maniac
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 28/06/2025
william t sherman (colorized) with speech bubble to quoted skeet
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 27/06/2025
Thinking about the tut-tutting Democratic politicians who spent their two years in power warning that Supreme Court expansion was too radical an idea to even think about taking seriously. You absolute fucking rubes. You gigantic, credulous losers. I hope you are ashamed of yourselves today.
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 11/05/2025
#i bet kissing eric is like licking a battery

Followed by a doodle of Task licking Black Ant’s helmet and getting an electric shock.
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descartescaptor sakura 🏳️‍⚧️🏆👻✨ @tompkinssquare.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
you owe us, God
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robert "florida ounces" wire @robertwire.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
i'm going to miss taskmaster and his accidentally-adopted daughter so much 😔
ellie peering over taskmaster's shoulder: "what is that? teleporter? high tech tracker? doomsday device?" taskmaster, holding a little rectangle: "ipod."taskmaster and ellie sitting side by side, ellie leaning against his shoulder while they share a pair of wired headphones. ellie: "so in the ancient times, you guys were just stuck to wires whenever you listened to your sad old man music?" taskmaster: "in the ancient times, we threw disrespectful little twerps off the sides of mountains."
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
instagram rolled out AI chatbots with different personas, and one of them is John Pork who i think is going to kill me
(Image from Instagram featuring an AI pig man)
Hello there! Prepare to be disturbed... I'm John Pork, your unexpected caller!
John Pork
Chat with Al
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robert "florida ounces" wire @robertwire.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
also i fixed up the taskmaster's first internet ad comic 🙂‍↕️
taskmasters 1st internet ad comic. panel 1: tm puts his hand on dougs shoulder and says "doug my man where are we on the duckduckgo search results?" doug says ummmmm page uhhh. next: doug squints at his laptop and clicks a few times. next: dougs etes widen and he clicks frantically, clicks filling up the background. next: taskmaster stares at nothing while licks continue to fill the background. final: tm stands with his face in his hands, giant text saying BUSINESS LOSER pointing at him.tm says "doug, file for chapter 11 bankruptcy. again." doug, offscreen, says "on it, boss!"
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robert "florida ounces" wire @robertwire.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
taskant doodles
various doodles of taskmaster and black ant. ant looking at an alien skin mag and tasky calling him a pervert, taskmaster lying on his back kicking his feet in the air, ant doing a music video move of pointing from his hands and knees
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery
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The Majestic Phenomenal Whacky Fan of 'Pool @pooltasticdeadpool.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Taskmaster and Deadpool's chemistry in one picture
Artwork used in the edit is by the great Andrea Di Vito
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robert "florida ounces" wire @robertwire.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
good evening lords and ladiessssss (is anyone else obsessed with @poppylaur.bsky.social 's tiffany the maidinfluencer 😭)
bust sketch of tiffany the maid influencer wearing her pink hennin
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🔞⚔️Lumen⚔️ @churchofpossum.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
They don't really show their affection. At least not in the point of canon I draw them in and not in standard ways. Ppl know the beginnings of the story mostly, there might be changes later, depending on how they grow as characters in my head. I'm leaving them space to breathe and grow XD
A screenshot of a question from my strawpage reading:
How does Willow show his affection towards Douglas and vice versa

The reply is a doodle of Willow with crossed arms on the left and Douglas being a bit standoffish on the right. The dialogue reads:

W: Bastard.
D: Golden Boy.
W: Asshole. 
D: Spoiled Brat. 
W: Just shut up. 
D: Make me.
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robert "florida ounces" wire @robertwire.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
thank you @kimhu.bsky.social for letting me know he's a little robot
ant blabbing while tasky doesn't pay attention. in the next panel, ant glitches, sparks flying off him. tasky says "AGAIN?" next panel, blank-faced ant says in a robot voice "your [eric o'grady] life model decoy is overdue for routine service." tasky pinches the bridge of his nose: "im gonna go back in fuckin time and mercy Steve jobs all over again."
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robert "florida ounces" wire @robertwire.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
about to be so incredibly brave and go into a grocery story for the first time in months 🙏
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robert "florida ounces" wire @robertwire.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
bendy spider-man🥺
page of sketches of spider-man in a black suit. he twists to look down his body, back bends in half, and hangs from the ceiling
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KamyDraws / OPEN FOR WORK @kamydraws.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
(Comic) Taskmaster- "Back From Hell" Taskmaster is back after getting lost in Hell with Deadpool*. Only problem is that he was supposed to be somewhere with a certain someone. #Taskmaster #Blackant #Deadpool *Previous comic short: bsky.app/profile/kamy...
3 panels. Taskmaster walks into his dark apartment. Black Ant was sitting, waiting for Tasky and dramatically turns on the lights.Black Ant is mad that Tasky was meant to be on a mission with him, but he wasn't there. There was another comic short where Tasky was dragged to Hell with Deadpool, and Tasky explains it. But Black Ant is mad in the mentioning of Deadpool, feeling jealous. As Black Ant says he's about to leave, Tasky states that no matter what, no one can replace Black Ant, cause he's his favorite~~.

Black Ant ruins the mood and says "Favorite Bedbug?" And Tasky is like "OUT!"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/02/2025
watched some reacher on the treadmill today and i do love that we have a whole franchise whose central premise is “what if a man were really big”
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robert "florida ounces" wire @robertwire.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
watching reacher for the first time and you know... cinema....
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 11/05/2024
Since you guys learned Ant is a robot, I present to you, the dumbest thing I ever drew-
rathalaric squeakryn:
Present models are very susceptible to typographic attacks. I expect future models to be less obviously flawed, but the black-box pattern recognition inherent to neural networks always carries the risk of vulnerability to adversarial images as it diverges from human perception.

Followed by a doodle of Tasky showing Ant an Apple with a sticker that says 'iPod' on it, and Ant being unable to tell it's an apple.
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robert "florida ounces" wire @robertwire.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
truly, from the bottom of my heart, get his ass (from avengers: the initiative issue 13)
Trainee: "I READ ON THE INTERNET THAT YOU ONLY HAVE TO SEE SOMETHING DONE ONCE, AND YOU CAN ALL OF A SUDDEN DO IT YOURSELF." Taskmaster: 
"YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S CALLED HAVING PHOTOGRAPHIC REFLEXES. I CAN SHOOT LIKE HAWKEYE, FIGHT LIKE IRON FIST, FENCE LIKE THE BLACK KNIGHT." 
Trainiee: "YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRAIN OR PRACTICE OR ANYTHING?" Taskmaster: "NOPE. THERE A
POINT TO THIS, BUTTERBALL?"
Trainee: "SO, UM... THEN WHAT QUALIFIES YOU TO TEACH US HOW TO PRACTICE?"

Taskmaster looks shocked. The next panel is the recruits all running laps while Taskmaster yells.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 18/03/2025
I do keep thinking about the fact that courage, like fear (and measles) is highly contagious
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robert "florida ounces" wire @robertwire.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
we do also have to talk about the cat taskmaster hangs out with in agent x
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robert "florida ounces" wire @robertwire.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
it's hard to call any taskmaster moment Underrated since he is hardly Rated in the first place (peace and blessings), but this one from agent x where he spends a week watching romcoms so he can use his Special Power to ask out his ex girlfriend is. up there.
taskmater sitting on the ground clutching his head while sandi looks concerned: "You know
my gift. If I see someone do something, I can do it. All this week I've been watching soap operas and comedy romances trying to find some clue how to do this. I don't think it worked."
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PencilEquipped @pencilequipped.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Started with a Black Ant sketch and ended with a parody of the old hostess cream pie ads in comics in like, the 70s. I think they'd fit in one of these ads haha. #blackant #ericogrady #taskmaster #she-hulk #shehulk #marvelfanart #fanart #marvelcomics
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robert "florida ounces" wire @robertwire.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
rizzmaster
spidey looking angry and pointing at taskmaster "what does this guy have that i dont?" deadpool:"millions of dollars sometimes?" ellie: "respect for women?" princess: "a gun."
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/03/2025
you show me some guy who emanates hitler particles, i’ll show you the biggest can’t get no bitches loser on the planet
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robert "florida ounces" wire @robertwire.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
is there an actual name for spider-man/taskmaster/deadpool
taskmaster and deadpool having a long conversation. spiderman in the background squinting at them, the homophobic dog meme beside him
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 10/03/2025
I love the MK/Task dynamic because it is basically just this.
Doodle of Moon Knight and Taskmaster with chainsaws.
MK says: Let's go, Tacky!
Tasky says: Leave me alone, this is insane, I don't even want to be here.
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robert "florida ounces" wire @robertwire.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
more spideypool fanart 🤏
spideypool fanart. spidey is halfway crawling up dp's side. they're both in defensive poses while they stare down a small mouse. background text: oh shit it's a ratspideypool fanart. spidey swinging by and grabbing dp's gun by the barrel. he looks amused. dp is on his back like a bug, yelling YOUR BARE HAND?!?
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LKiKAi @lkikai.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
楼顶偷偷摸摸的俩人
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Timegal25 | Writing Comms (2/6) Open @timegal25.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii is a beautiful story about a 60 year old Japanese man having his third mid-life crisis by becoming a pirate and falling in love with a divorced father of three on the high seas.
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
i commend pirate yakuza in hawaii for creating the most alcoholic father design imaginable
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robert "florida ounces" wire @robertwire.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
who said that?
taskmaster fanart. he's just standing there, blocking some text behind himhe turns and looks offended at the text which says TITMASTER
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robert "florida ounces" wire @robertwire.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
spideypool content🫵
spideypool fanart. peter holds a burrito aloft, the spidey suit pulled down to his waist and tied like a jacket. he has a black eye and bloody ear and lip, as well as some bruises on his body. top surgery scars are visible. dp has his mask pulled up to his nose, sitting with his chin in his hand gazing fondly up at peter. peter is ranting, a speech bubble with indecipherable text that says "long incomprehensible diatribe caused by low blood sugar." dp says "i love how demonstrably ill you are physically and otherwise."
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
A piece of concept art in the Art of Super Mario Odyssey book is overlaid with the text "Note: Relief is temporary." While it actually refers to the fact that the design of the relief carving is not finished, it inadvertently appears to make an existential statement instead.
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Cartoon for you :)
Sicko meme done with Taskmaster from Marvel Comics
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robert "florida ounces" wire @robertwire.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
taskmaster takes a corporate contract
succession and taskmaster fanart. logan asks kendall "son are you a [bleeped]?", kendall says "no papa i simply [bleeped] a poor person on accident. roman: "ha! papa thinks kendall is a [bleeped] unlike me." shiv: "roman didn't you [bleeped] the interim ceo?" taskmaster watches all this in silencetaskmaster stares at the audience and asks "what kind of [bleeped] ing businesses is this???"
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 22/05/2024
Contrary to other Black Ant fans, I don't want Marvel to retcon Eric being a pervert. I want them to go all in with it instead.
Doodle comic of Tasky and Ant standing in front of some alien goo creature. Eric saying 'Would' while Tasky is looking like all that is holy and good has just died. Upon noticing, Eric is making up a panic excuse about how he's just talking about exploding the thing from within as a totally non sexual fighting technique.
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robert "florida ounces" wire @robertwire.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
taskmaster's 1st internet ad (a metaphor for trying to find content about him now that there's a very popular unrelated tv show) 😔
comic called taskmaster's first internet ad. first panel, taskmasker asks: "hey doug, where are we on the duckduckgo search results?" doug says "ummm... page... uhhh". next panel: doug squint at his laptop and clicks a lot. next panel: the clicks intensify while doug looks bemused. next: taskmaster's blank skull face while the clicks continue. final panel: taskmaster puts his face in his hands and says "doug file for chapter 12 bankruptcy. again." and doug says "on it boss"
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robert "florida ounces" wire @robertwire.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
sharing very direct and severe eye contact with the checkout clerk while her manager sang that stupid fucking drake meet your madre song two feet away from us.
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robert "florida ounces" wire @robertwire.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
we have got to get stupider (taskmaster identity shenanigans)
spider-man clinging to a wall and asking deadpool "hey where's your kid these days?" deadpool waves a hand casually and says "don't worry about ellie, she's hanging with tony."spider-man looks confused and pictures iron man
deadpool thinks about taskmasterspidey grabs deadpool by the shirt and says "that literally factually cannot be true in reality." deadpool says "has anyone ever told you that you look like a basketball from this angle?"
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