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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

i’m sorry but you don’t begin your argument with “fe fi fo fum” unless you’re arguing in bad faith

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descartescaptor sakura 🏳️‍⚧️🏆👻✨ @tompkinssquare.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

feels like jon bois and david roth are the only ones here who the world cup is on

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descartescaptor sakura 🏳️‍⚧️🏆👻✨ @tompkinssquare.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

one of my dad's friends at Waseda watched Taxi Driver in theaters and somehow the main message he got from the film was "driving a taxi in NYC is a really cool job", so he moved from Tokyo to NYC in the 80's and was a cab driver for a year

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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 16/03/2026

ever since i was a child i always wanted to be a generic mech pilot, come across the protagonist, yell "I won't lose!" and say "tch ... !" and "This girl ... !!" until she impales me, there is a close up of my yelling, i explode into pink flames and i am forgotten after 3 episodes

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descartescaptor sakura 🏳️‍⚧️🏆👻✨ @tompkinssquare.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

just learned akb48 can ball sakurazaka46 you have 24 hours to respond

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descartescaptor sakura 🏳️‍⚧️🏆👻✨ @tompkinssquare.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

WOW they named a street in Lexington after the University of Kentucky's own Riley Gaines and her achievements!

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descartescaptor sakura 🏳️‍⚧️🏆👻✨ @tompkinssquare.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

these Class 6 team trial uma trainers are absolute demons - what do you mean my usual 570k team only got 370k points in a round?

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descartescaptor sakura 🏳️‍⚧️🏆👻✨ @tompkinssquare.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

here's an artist rendition of what my innovation will look like

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descartescaptor sakura 🏳️‍⚧️🏆👻✨ @tompkinssquare.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

after months of research, i've come up with an innovation that will revolutionize track and field and usher in a brand new era: have the option to run races clockwise

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descartescaptor sakura 🏳️‍⚧️🏆👻✨ @tompkinssquare.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

i miss when anime songs were unapologetically otaku-centered. like sure Yoasobi or Higedan openings are great but sometimes I just want to rock out to some real Dork Shit

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descartescaptor sakura 🏳️‍⚧️🏆👻✨ @tompkinssquare.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

reading Faust and i've already had to look up 4 words and i'm only on page 2 of the introduction fml i'm such a philistine

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

The Eddie Murphy one from Trading Places is an all-timer

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descartescaptor sakura 🏳️‍⚧️🏆👻✨ @tompkinssquare.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

trying to figure out if my vintage-loving friends sent me one of her latest thrift store jewelry finds --- or if she is telling me that her bf proposed

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descartescaptor sakura 🏳️‍⚧️🏆👻✨ @tompkinssquare.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Instagram Reels is great if you want to see the same 4 semi-racist joke comments over and over and over

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descartescaptor sakura 🏳️‍⚧️🏆👻✨ @tompkinssquare.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

to this day I don't know if the slang my dorm mate used was actual real Chicago slang or if it was shit he made up because he was perpetually stoned out of his gourd

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Kid Rock lip synced his entire performance at the Turning Point USA Half Time show

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

De-aged Robert Deniro: are you talkin to me? De-aged Sylvester Stallone: yo it wasn’t me, maybe it was Adrian De-aged Urkel: did iiiiiiii do that? Voiceover, done by an AI Gilbert Gottfried: Plasmax Services! buying blood and sperm for over 60 years!

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descartescaptor sakura 🏳️‍⚧️🏆👻✨ @tompkinssquare.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

lmao Kid Rock was lip syncing for the entire klan halftime show and not even well 😭

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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

oh is there a sportsball on? (a 1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse crashes through my living room and kills me instantly)

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descartescaptor sakura 🏳️‍⚧️🏆👻✨ @tompkinssquare.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

when did everyone in NYC learn how to play mahjong? was i busy that weekend or out of town or something?

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

It’s really weird for some corners of the media to do a whole “the Epstein files are a moral panic that has gone too far” thing when no one has faced any sort of punishment and doesn’t sound like they’re going to.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

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descartescaptor sakura 🏳️‍⚧️🏆👻✨ @tompkinssquare.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

still cracking up at the sovereign citizen I met at the dive on tuesday 😭😭 he was complaining to me that nobody in NYC dances anymore (true) and telling me his plan for rebuilding the country "one dance floor at a time?" "fuck yeah sister - one dance floor at a goddamn time"

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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

general strike is not enough the warsaw ghettos need an uprising

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5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down

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Victor Turner Overdrive @badfriendclub.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Stephen Miller and JD Vance are inseparable from President Donald Trump at Davos this year. Constantly tightly flanked by his two closest advisors, he’s sporting a fashionable new pair of sunglasses and looking healthier than ever

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