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@robertmpls.bsky.social
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Minneapolis. Hooman to an adorable dog. Cook. Snowboarder. Buddhist. (not in that order) Signal: RobertMpls.51

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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
JFC, Amazon's chat ai SUCKS
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yesterday I saw 7!!! MPD show up to arrest a man who was drunk, but fully cooperative. A truly overwhelming show of force for a situation that could have been solved by someone telling the dude to go home.
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This makes me so happy! The BWCA is a special place.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 28/07/2026
See you in court, creep.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Caught some clips from recent Trump speeches. He's never really seemed in good mental health, but goddam he's slipping fast. Rambling. Incoherent. Slurring. It's pretty sad.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The world cup pre-game commentary folks on fox are the absolute worst. Where do they find these people?
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
OSSOFF: I expect tonight's speech to be equal parts pathetic and dangerous. I think we will hear from the world's most famous sore loser, a prime time presidential sour grapes address reheating, debunked conspiracy theories about an election in which he was soundly defeated.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"Nixon had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I’m saying? We knew we couldn’t make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders, raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did.”
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Wow. My mom was about that girl's age when this photo was taken.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is one sick dude. But, I think y'all should watch it just to know what's going on out there. Warning: it's deeply troubling, immoral, inhumane stuff. www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-oE...
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The pastor who wants to repeal voting rights for women is becoming more mainstream | Newsmakers
YouTube video by NPR
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I think at this point the only thing the @usmnt.ussoccer.com can do to claim any legitimacy is to sit Balogun. Otherwise everything they accomplish will have the stain of corruption.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Of course Trump and FIFA ruins the biggest event of the only sport I love. I guess I'm rooting for Belgium now?
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Maybe the first time I've agreed with a Christian pastor.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Norway just simply outplayed Brazil. That's an idea that would have been inconceivable in the past. If they play this smartly, they could go all the way.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
After listening to the painfully pretentious and condescending French commentators, I'm officially taking a stand on who I want to win the World Cup: anyone but France.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
OMG, the Canada vs Morocco game is so boring.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Holy. Fucking. Shit. Cape Verde, you guys are absolutely amazing. That was maybe the best World Cup game I've ever seen.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Holy shit! Cape Verde takes it to an extra period!
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I don't want to jinx anything, but could Cape Verde win this?!? They've got heart. They've got talent. It's not inconceivable.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
That Portugal Croatia game took a few years off my life.
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Unicorn Riot @unicornriot.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
NEW: Charged in Anti-ICE Conspiracy, Two Minnesota Defendants Speak Out [Videos] Activists say they’re being targeted for their political beliefs by a retaliatory government seeking to quash dissent.
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Charged in Anti-ICE Conspiracy, Two Minnesota Defendants Speak Out - UNICORN RIOT
Two of the activists from the Minnesota 15 spoke to UR about the politically motivated federal conspiracy charges they're facing.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
For some people you can tell how stressed out they are by how much they drink. I don't drink. But I'm opening my 5th bottle of hot sauce in 2026 and I realize this is my indicator. It's probably healthier, but no less concerning.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"The idea that some lives matter less is the root of all that’s wrong with the world." ~ Paul Farmer
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Stuck in my hotel room because there's a tornado, and the only channels that still come in are Newsmax and a channel that apparently only plays commercials. Not ideal. Not ideal at all.
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Arvindjadwa @arvindjadwa.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Nearly 2 billion people live in the red area. It is becoming completely uninhabitable. What do the climate deniers, who also hate immigration, think is going to happen?
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Every once in a while I think about all those people who wouldn't vote for Harris because of Palestine. No shade. I honestly wonder how they feel about that decision.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Whoa. ICE agents lied?!? They seemed so honorable when they were beating up old ladies and kidnapping children as they walked home from school. Fuck ICE, and fuck everyone who supports this criminal administration. apnews.com/article/minn...
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Video brings new scrutiny to an ICE shooting in Minneapolis after charges against 2 men collapsed
The city of Minneapolis has released a video showing a chase and a scuffle that ended in a nonfatal shooting in January.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
These two look like they're going to spend the summer getting into all sorts of hijinks on the quest to finally ... get ... laid!
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
So, can I still wear my Fuck ICE shirt when I fly? It's terribly comfortable.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Ha ha! We beat this little prick with chat rooms, whistles, bravery, and determination. Let him serve as a warning to others.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Vermont has been so inspiring lately! Keep it up!
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Anyone remember when Bill Clinton said that he didn't inhale when he tried weed? What a simpler time.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Oh, the irony that the people who keep us from moving away from oil dependence are the same people who cause oil dependence to be a huge political and economic problem. There is so much braindead stupid build into "usa conservative", but this one just gets me every time.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
for context, Iran has been "weeks away" from a nuclear weapon since i was in high school (i am not young)
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
This is hard to listen to. Man, we have to do better than this. We just have to.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/02/2026
Bovino advanced all the way to within eyesight of Paisley Park, but his supply lines were stretched too thin and ultimately his frozen troops were encircled by Will Stancil and wine moms with whistles
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
This is so fucked up. Poor kid. That cop needs to be suspended or fired.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
This is an absolutely amazing conversation about what's happening in Minneapolis today. Please take 15 minutes to watch it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDVr...
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Sociologist Nicole Bedera explains how observing ICE is a 'de-escalation' tactic
YouTube video by MPR News
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Strava just asked me if I want to switch from a password to a one-time emailed code. Has anyone ever wanted that?
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I sometimes wish the Democratic Party in Congress consisted of any 260 people in the Minneapolis telephone directory rather than the 260 dignitaries now representing us.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 27/01/2026
my expectation of democratic senators is that they find 1/10th of the bravery of your average 70 year old lutheran lady following ICE around mpls in her subaru crosstrek
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
YES! This!
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
HAPPENING NOW: Greg Bovino Seen Packing Power Wheels With Capri Suns and Uncrustables
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Genghis @genghis.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
"Listen, we have killed and terrorized a LOT of Minnesotans in our time, so we speak from a place of authority when we say -- y'all are fucking outta control"
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The whole interview is worth it
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 24/01/2026
sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Greg Bovino can fuck all the way off
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
If you're not already, tune into @thecurrent.org this morning. It's the best set I've heard on there in years!
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I think this sums up the community in Minneapolis pretty well right now. Fuck ICE.
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