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@robertmpls.bsky.social
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Minneapolis. Hooman to an adorable dog. Cook. Snowboarder. Buddhist. (not in that order) Signal: RobertMpls.51

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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was home sick from school, maybe 9 years old, and I talked my mother into letting me rent the 1986 Tobe Hooper version of "Invaders from Mars" on VHS. I had nightmares for months.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love this 👇
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, it's legit scary, especially for it's age. The part that gets me every time is when the hitchhiker pulls out the knife in the van. Eek! If you want any other horror recommendations let me know!
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm also jealous of your kids' childhood.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean, it is delicious.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Safe travels, my friend!
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not to make it worse for you, but it can be dusty or sticky, and it tastes bad too. It doesn't taste as bad as perfume. Not ideal. But in the moment who really cares. :)
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, of course. I'm in no way judging anyone who chooses to wear makeup, but it's definitely one of those things about intimacy that's pretty gross if you think about it in the clear-headed light of day.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
JFC, Amazon's chat ai SUCKS
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Was it because she's a nutcase?
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
100%! The best sandwich in Minneapolis, hands down.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wait, where is this? I've lived here for 20+ years and I've never seen this place.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
my first thought was "get him" and my second thought was "don't hurt the bike". i think i may finally be a minnesotan.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yesterday I saw 7!!! MPD show up to arrest a man who was drunk, but fully cooperative. A truly overwhelming show of force for a situation that could have been solved by someone telling the dude to go home.
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This makes me so happy! The BWCA is a special place.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Thank you!!! I tell everyone that will listen that the BWCA is one of the most beautiful places in the USA specifically because it's so untouched. We need more places like this.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Climate change is a tragedy and this is terrifying and we should all be worried. But also, cool ships! I can't wait to see more pictures.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Northerner here. Biscuits and gravy, and cheesy grits. Both deserve respect. Delicious.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I dunno. This would require the MPD to stop playing candy crush sitting in their cars on the sidewalk all day long. You can't ask too much of them.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 28/07/2026
See you in court, creep.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"random sidewalk meat" would be a great punk bank
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Every accusation from these folks is an admission. Every single time.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
How much do you want to bet that he just wanted to see how well he could do against the pros? F-ing love that guy. :)
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Caught some clips from recent Trump speeches. He's never really seemed in good mental health, but goddam he's slipping fast. Rambling. Incoherent. Slurring. It's pretty sad.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Not a drag queen, huh? I'm starting to think there's a little projecting going on. :)
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
That's probably good news. I'd be curious how this maps to the age of congresspeople. Overall, they're pretty old right now. I wonder if election to election, does the % retiring relate to the average age? ballotpedia.org/Ages_of_memb...
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Ages of members of the 119th Congress (2025-2026)
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The world cup pre-game commentary folks on fox are the absolute worst. Where do they find these people?
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
OSSOFF: I expect tonight's speech to be equal parts pathetic and dangerous. I think we will hear from the world's most famous sore loser, a prime time presidential sour grapes address reheating, debunked conspiracy theories about an election in which he was soundly defeated.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
that's the very first thing I thought of when i saw this!
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Is there such thing as a dual to two deaths?
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Law? I'm not sure that's part of the math for them.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Does he honestly not understand that a cognitive test isn't done to prove how smart he is. It's used to test how much he's declined. You don't get a biopsy to prove how good you are at not having cancer.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"Nixon had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I’m saying? We knew we couldn’t make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders, raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did.”
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Wow. My mom was about that girl's age when this photo was taken.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
this administration is so cringe
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I have this conversation with anyone who will listen.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is one sick dude. But, I think y'all should watch it just to know what's going on out there. Warning: it's deeply troubling, immoral, inhumane stuff. www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-oE...
youtube.com
The pastor who wants to repeal voting rights for women is becoming more mainstream | Newsmakers
YouTube video by NPR
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I mean, that outfit is spot on if you want to give off warrior vibes.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I LOVE this more than anything
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The sky is blue. Water is wet.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I think at this point the only thing the @usmnt.ussoccer.com can do to claim any legitimacy is to sit Balogun. Otherwise everything they accomplish will have the stain of corruption.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I mean, FIFA's name couldn't be more tarnished. But I agree with the sentiment.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Of course Trump and FIFA ruins the biggest event of the only sport I love. I guess I'm rooting for Belgium now?
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Maybe the first time I've agreed with a Christian pastor.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Norway just simply outplayed Brazil. That's an idea that would have been inconceivable in the past. If they play this smartly, they could go all the way.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
That woman's face is all of us right now.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
After listening to the painfully pretentious and condescending French commentators, I'm officially taking a stand on who I want to win the World Cup: anyone but France.
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Are there Sleepwalkers in the trailer?
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Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Also, how on earth does Canada not play Dayne St Clair? He would have stopped all three of those goals.
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