Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was home sick from school, maybe 9 years old, and I talked my mother into letting me rent the 1986 Tobe Hooper version of "Invaders from Mars" on VHS. I had nightmares for months. 000
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yeah, it's legit scary, especially for it's age. The part that gets me every time is when the hitchhiker pulls out the knife in the van. Eek! If you want any other horror recommendations let me know! 120
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Not to make it worse for you, but it can be dusty or sticky, and it tastes bad too. It doesn't taste as bad as perfume. Not ideal. But in the moment who really cares. :) 010
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yeah, of course. I'm in no way judging anyone who chooses to wear makeup, but it's definitely one of those things about intimacy that's pretty gross if you think about it in the clear-headed light of day. 110
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Wait, where is this? I've lived here for 20+ years and I've never seen this place. 010
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 23/08/2026my first thought was "get him" and my second thought was "don't hurt the bike". i think i may finally be a minnesotan. 001
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Yesterday I saw 7!!! MPD show up to arrest a man who was drunk, but fully cooperative. A truly overwhelming show of force for a situation that could have been solved by someone telling the dude to go home. 0132
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Thank you!!! I tell everyone that will listen that the BWCA is one of the most beautiful places in the USA specifically because it's so untouched. We need more places like this. 010
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Climate change is a tragedy and this is terrifying and we should all be worried. But also, cool ships! I can't wait to see more pictures. 021
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Northerner here. Biscuits and gravy, and cheesy grits. Both deserve respect. Delicious. 020
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I dunno. This would require the MPD to stop playing candy crush sitting in their cars on the sidewalk all day long. You can't ask too much of them. 030
Reposted by RobertGovernor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 28/07/2026See you in court, creep. 251125022799
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Every accusation from these folks is an admission. Every single time. 000
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 25/07/2026How much do you want to bet that he just wanted to see how well he could do against the pros? F-ing love that guy. :) 020
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Caught some clips from recent Trump speeches. He's never really seemed in good mental health, but goddam he's slipping fast. Rambling. Incoherent. Slurring. It's pretty sad. 010
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Not a drag queen, huh? I'm starting to think there's a little projecting going on. :) 000
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 23/07/2026That's probably good news. I'd be curious how this maps to the age of congresspeople. Overall, they're pretty old right now. I wonder if election to election, does the % retiring relate to the average age? ballotpedia.org/Ages_of_memb...ballotpedia.orgAges of members of the 119th Congress (2025-2026) 020
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The world cup pre-game commentary folks on fox are the absolute worst. Where do they find these people? 000
Reposted by RobertAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026OSSOFF: I expect tonight's speech to be equal parts pathetic and dangerous. I think we will hear from the world's most famous sore loser, a prime time presidential sour grapes address reheating, debunked conspiracy theories about an election in which he was soundly defeated. 547174874767
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 17/07/2026that's the very first thing I thought of when i saw this! 010
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Does he honestly not understand that a cognitive test isn't done to prove how smart he is. It's used to test how much he's declined. You don't get a biopsy to prove how good you are at not having cancer. 000
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Wow. My mom was about that girl's age when this photo was taken. 030
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This is one sick dude. But, I think y'all should watch it just to know what's going on out there. Warning: it's deeply troubling, immoral, inhumane stuff. www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-oE...youtube.comThe pastor who wants to repeal voting rights for women is becoming more mainstream | NewsmakersYouTube video by NPR 010
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I mean, that outfit is spot on if you want to give off warrior vibes. 000
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I think at this point the only thing the @usmnt.ussoccer.com can do to claim any legitimacy is to sit Balogun. Otherwise everything they accomplish will have the stain of corruption. 010
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I mean, FIFA's name couldn't be more tarnished. But I agree with the sentiment. 070
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Of course Trump and FIFA ruins the biggest event of the only sport I love. I guess I'm rooting for Belgium now? 120
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Maybe the first time I've agreed with a Christian pastor. 031
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Norway just simply outplayed Brazil. That's an idea that would have been inconceivable in the past. If they play this smartly, they could go all the way. 010
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 05/07/2026After listening to the painfully pretentious and condescending French commentators, I'm officially taking a stand on who I want to win the World Cup: anyone but France. 010
Robert @robertmpls.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Also, how on earth does Canada not play Dayne St Clair? He would have stopped all three of those goals. 000