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Rob Crypt

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welcome to heck • artist • adhd • i like plants and cats • they/he

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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
i haven't been on here in ages but i made some new hearts recently i have one more to finish, one commission to start, then i only have one heart commission slot available until i hit 150 hearts and stop making them forever
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
really want to find a group of pals to play dnd with in person. my notes app is full of campaign ideas, npc's etc. everyone that's interested either lives miles away or thinks we want to play every day
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
put not hell, not heaven by scowl on the tony hawk remasters
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
starting some more new hearts tomorrow. they may have barely evolved since i started doing them. they may be quick and easy for me to make. but they are not ai and right now that's all that matters to me
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Scoobtoobins @scoobtoobins.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Get your digital copy of my comic! Ikiryō: Living Ghost Link in my bio!
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
yesterday holly put on some "cat tv" videos up for vinnie and sunny, and vinnie quickly realised that sunny not giving a shit about personal space doesn't stop at people.
vinnie the ginger moggy and sunny the calico kitten are watching a video on tv that features birds, squirrels etc. sunny is climbing on vinnie's back to get a better viewing angle.vinnie the ginger moggy and sunny the calico kitten are watching a video on tv that features birds, squirrels etc. sunny has one paw on vinnie's head to get a better viewing angle.
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
i would've used vinted to sell off a load of old books and comics a lot quicker than i have done if i'd known they'd sell as quickly as they have
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
when we first got sunny i looked into some stereotypes for calico girls and the most consistent ones were "divas who don't understand personal space" and i have no idea what they were talking about
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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 09/02/2025
Fun fact Google doesn't give you AI suggestions if you swear
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To bake the best bread, ensure your dough is properly kneaded to develop gluten, allow sufficient rising time in a warm environment, use a preheated oven, and bake until golden brown, checking for doneness by tapping the bottom of the loaf for a hollow sound; consider using a Dutch oven for added steam during the initial baking stage to achieve a crispy crust and soft inside.

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40+ comments. 2 years ago:

What are your idiot-proof bread recipes for beginners

Start with an Artisan loaf: few ingredients, minimal technique, and great crust. A great introduction to breadbaking.

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My first attempt at making bread ever. It's ugly but it tastes...

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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 31/01/2025
classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
Bugs and Daffy standing by a tree, sign reads DUCK SEASON, then RABBIT SEASON then ELMER SEASON, and they both glare ominously off camera
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
i showed my brother some writing i've been working on the past couple of days and he asked if i'd imagined the audiobook being read like godspeed you black emperor's dead flag blues, which is very high praise from where i'm sitting
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
we get the keys to our new place tomorrow and i'm so hyped to be out of this place. not long now til we're out of here for good
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
A letter from the new issue (Viz 343) which is in the shops today. Sorry no refunds. shop.viz.co.uk/viz343bs
A letter from the new issue of Viz (in the shops today, as we said): "I wonder if Rod Hull ever used Emu to take hot stuff out of the oven. A Kelly, Brum."
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holly crypt @greenxbby.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
the hobbit tarot card i designed and would looove to tattoo 🥹🫶 @greenwitchtattoo on IG worcester uk based
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
and just like that i'm back off adhd meds. the new ones, even on a lower dosage, were taking my blood pressure and pulse to dangerous levels and i need to be especially careful of that with my migraines. i really appreciate the titration team for being so quick and hands-on with me though.
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Beep @beepbat.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Xeno I finished recently !
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holly crypt @greenxbby.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
our beautiful, scabby girly
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Tore • オーハイトー @ohitore.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
kittyfish
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Roxi Wheels @roxiwheels.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This goes so fucking hard dude
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
whenever sunny "misbehaves" we've started full-naming her, and i don't think there's ever been a less threatening name than sunshine crypt
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
quick one for the comic book community. at work we're looking to bulk up our graphic novel section, particularly works outside of the marvel/dc range. we're working on a list but we have a lot of space to fill. what titles do you think it would be embarrassing for a bookstore to not have in stock?
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
quick one for the comic book community. at work we're looking to bulk up our graphic novel section, particularly works outside of the marvel/dc range. we're working on a list but we have a lot of space to fill. what titles do you think it would be embarrassing for a bookstore to not have in stock?
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
why the fuck would i want realistic graphics. i can see real things just by opening my fucking eyes. i want to see 1000 different interpretations of the world. show me what makes each thing a thing
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
we've had to get sunny a cone of shame from the vets because she simply will not stop scratching her head. it's horrible to see her like this but she keeps making herself bleed. by her right ear barely has any fur on it now
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
if you cut me open i bleed sainsbury's plant pioneers no meat mince
a screenshot of sainsbury's version of wrapped, saying "you were the number 1 buyer of plant pioneers no meat mince in worcester. nobody bought more than you in 2024"
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Brad Hanson @hadbranson.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
UK people! LONGLEGS is now streaming on Prime 🫡
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 07/01/2025
Meta is declaring open season on women, LGBTQ people, and especially trans folks on its platforms the day after they hire a wife beater on their board. You don't hate Meta enough.
A screenshot of a social media post by an account named "zuck" with a verified badge, posted 2 hours ago. The post states: "2/ Simplify our content policies and remove restrictions on topics like immigration and gender that are out of touch with mainstream discourse." The post has 326 likes, 43 comments, 27 shares, and 8 other interactions.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
when a nazi dies
3 panel comic

Panel 1: A Purple guy and a Red guy.
Purple guy (very excited): YES! A NAZI DIED!

Panel 2: Red guy: Well, so much for the compassionate left. Would Jesus call this man a Nazi?

Panel 3: Massive Jesus appears on a cloud and shouts: I call him a slinky coz that motherfucker went DOWN STAIRS
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holly crypt @greenxbby.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
recent tattoos i've made ✨
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
MONDAY. PERSONALLY I PREFER MY SLOP TO HAVE THE HUMAN TOUCH.
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Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Billionaires should not own social media platforms. Billionaires should not run our newspapers. Billionaires should not control our politics. A free media is a democratic media - a public good that is owned and run by us all.
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Beta @betapositive.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
When we say that our society doesn't value art, it isn't a vague statement about appreciation, it's a very literal statement about money. You need money to survive and art is deiberately made unable to produce it.
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
if i have the time and inclination i might try and sketch up a new skull today. that'll be fun won't it
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lady at snakerama @deadspiderhands.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
december’s aceos
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
so basically every series the traitors say "we can't murder this person because they voted for me, so if they're gone it'll bring attention to me" but also say "if we murder this person everyone will look at this other person who voted for them"
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
i need to find people on here who watch traitors otherwise my brother is gonna get every "could've been a tweet" theory on whatsapp
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
i uninstalled twitter last night and so far the only thing i miss is the traitors memes
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
just over a month since we picked up sunny 🌞 she is the cutest and cuddliest little creature of all time but she is also an absolute menace who stresses us out daily, and we wouldn't have it any other way
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
december reading. if you love reading but wish you were too tired to ever do it i highly recommend getting a kitten and working christmas retail
the cover of absolution by jeff vandermeerthe penguin classics cover of goblin market by christina rossettithe cover of hardcore zen: punk rock, monster movies and the truth about reality by brad warnerthe 20th anniversary edition cover of the melancholy death of oyster boy and other stories by tim burton
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マニアニ/Maniani @maniani0122.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
🐱Cat bat🦇 #LittleShadowMonsters
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holly crypt @greenxbby.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
had a lovely new years day with my husband ✨ finally had a chance to scrub up a bit nicer instead of just wearing a baggy tshirt and leggings lmao
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holly crypt @greenxbby.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
had the best day w you
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
i'm so glad traitors is back. without seeing the lineup me and holly made a guess about some of the types that'd turn up and who'd get picked as traitors and we were basically spot on
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
lifted this from the work instagram but these (and open throat by henry hoke) are my favourite reads of the year also shoutout to material world by ed conway, i've been thinking about enormous mines and their corresponding towns ever since
a hand holding a stack of books. from top to bottom:
lanny by max porter. lost in the garden by adam s leslie. the wager by david grann. the new seoul park jelly massacre by cho yeeun. whalefall by daniel kraus. the ruin of all witches by malcolm gaskill. patricia wants to cuddle by samantha allen.
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Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️ @valdevia.art · 30/12/2024
Some of my favourite art from 2024!
The Ghost Buckeye (Junonia prosopon), descended from a species driven extinct by habitat loss, evolved to ward off humans.
When spotted, they display the uncanny face-like patterns on their wings. This image has inspired folklore stories, marking whole areas of forest as haunted.Bloodbark trees are prized for their exotic red wood. Also called Murder Trees, they produce large volumes of sap that imitates blood.
Those who strike it become convinced they are killing a person. This is thought to be an adaptation that helps Bloodbarks survive in a deforested world.Cuscuta haemotrophica, commonly known as leechweed, is the only parasitic plant known to target animals.
The vine digs under the skin to consume the host's blood, making photosynthesis unnecessary.
Infestation in humans rarely progresses to the blooming stage, when it can become life-threatening.The oldest known instance of the "Cool S", a symbol of unknown origin, on a tenth century Viking runestone.
This sigil has persisted through millennia and is still found today. Scholars believe its origin is unrelated to the letter S, and that it was originally part of a ritual.
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The Children’s Policeman
A hunched figure with a concrete border behind him, dressed as a police officer. His limbs are strange and boneless, with sporadic and mismatched fingers. His head is a concrete orb painted with child-like features. It has a long pointed nose that is banded with rings of primary colour.
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Rob Crypt @robcryptx.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
art vs artist 2024 getting a job in a bookshop allowed me to accept and start to recover from some intense creative burnout, to the point i only made 10 pieces this year i'm finally starting to feel like i can do more arty things next year though :)
a collage of 9 images in the "art versus artist" style. the images are:
1. a small horned heart on a grey background. the heart is orange and says "halloween" in yellow.
2. a handpainted wooden hand. the hand is purple with a pink and red themed monster mouth dominating the surface area of the hand.
3. a small horned heart on an orange background. the heart is a light yellow and says "pumpkin spice" in brown in the centre.
4. a small painting of one of my "plant pot people" which has one eye and lots of simple pointed teeth.
5. a selfie taken when i was very sweaty and waiting for the bus. it is taken from a low angle and i am looking to my right.
6. a drippy horned heart against a trippy black and grey background. the heart is drawn in oranges and pinks.
7. a small drawing of a horned heart against a black background. the heart has "horror" written on it in the friday the 13th font and colour scheme.
8. a handpainted wooden hand that is painted mostly black, save for a red and pink zombie themed monster mouth in the centre of the hand.
9. a small drawing of a horned heart with a black background. the heart is a light purple and says "spooky season" in a light green font.an a4 drawing of a jaggy horned heart with "cherry coke" written inside the heart in the old 90s style cherry coke font. the background of the heart is an extension of the old cherry coke can design. in the background of the photo are a selection of houseplants.an a3 drawing of a jaggy skull on a wooden table. the background of the skull is painted to look like a sepia tone from light yellow into a dark brown at the edges. the skull has a spiral in the forehead and the jaggy lines are dripping down the skull.
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Dusty Ray @sloppjockey.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
scum ii. graphite 2022
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Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Israel has destroyed the last remaining hospital in northern Gaza. We have witnessed the total decimation of Palestinian healthcare, met with silence from political leaders who refuse to acknowledge the horrors they have enabled. This is the dehumanising reality of genocide.
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