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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 13h
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
someone made this with snoopy
snoopy showing the steps to making a martini
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Logging on to blue sky dot com for the first time in like a week and am inundated with boobs (😊) and Ukraine flag posts (🫩) What the hell happened to this place lol
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
episode 089
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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kat blackheart @gothfem.me · 28/05/2024
humans need an oracle fungus to tell us which leaves to collect so we can achieve ant communism
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Oh I’m Robert Pattinson, I’m rich, talented and handsome, I have the respect of my peers and my entire industry, I can work on any project I want with the most talented filmmakers in the world, and I’m married to a supermodel pop singer, blah blah blah” F*ck you man
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the footage of the president speaking at a news conference and you can't hear him because it's the press he banned who bring the sound equipment is too on the damn nose because guess what we wouldn't have if people hadn't kept insisting on handing this asshole a microphone over & over & over again
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Took edibles and am watching Disney/Pixar’s CARS (2006) for the first time
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/09/2026
somehow its still controversial to say that genocidal war mongerers like netanyahu or george w bush love when their own people get killed as pawns in their ambitions
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2026
“Women who average more than 8.4 points, 2.3 rebounds, or 1.3 assists per game clearly have an unfair biological advantage over women who don’t, and we need to maintain a level playing field.” — Sophie Cunningham
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Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any ...
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Loser behavior from a guy who’s clinging like a shriveled old barnacle to a sport he doesn’t actually care about in a desperate bid for relevance. Do not cede one inch to him or anyone who acts this way.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/08/2026
i can’t believe trump said this
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s one big club and you ain’t in it
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They’re playing Clairo at the gym 😲
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It seems Phoebe Bridgers is channeling Imogen Heap on her new album
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Mmm Whatcha Say Shocked Reaction
Alt: Mmm Whatcha Say Shocked Reaction
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2026
the current transpanic can literally only properly be described as fabricated mass hysteria at this point
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A.Ghost Pasquella 👻🎃 @agpasquella.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It Takes A Nation of Millions To Form A Subcommittee To Look Into The Possibility Of Determining The Feasibility Of Holding Us Back
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 14/08/2026
Sonic the Hedgehog has warned Mayor Mamdani that he is planning a terrorist attack on NYC.
Sonic the Hedgehog
@sonic_hedgehog

Hey @NYCMayor, there milight be a small crater caused by a Chaos Emerald tomorrow. Sorry about that!

Wanna see who can fix it faster?

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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
beast mode
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The Wrong Screams @thewrongsongs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm not certain that, if they had their Acceptable Bigotries (Islamophobia, Sinophobia, transphobia) taken away, the most insufferably center-left people would have any kind of political identity. Those prejudices really animate them, so I'm sure many would find comfortable homes on the hard right.
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Maybe we should start gatekeeping movie theaters again because the concession lines are now *too long*
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 02/08/2026
just normal things that a minister of environmental protection in a totally normal country would normally say to allow for a totally normal practice.
To facilitate this plan, Environmental Protection Minister Idit Silman declared the crocodile a "cultivated wild animal". Under this new taxonomy, the reptiles will be released into moats around Israel's dungeons, where Palestinians are imprisoned and treated like animals.
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is clearly an OP because I’ve never heard of this song or this person in my life
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Fathel @fath0039.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The gross racism directed towards Abdul el-Sayed really shows how much of a gerontocracy the US is. The widely believed and accepted anti-Arab and Muslim racism that has been a core part of American politics for 70 years or so is no longer pervasive among the general public as it is old politicians.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
yeah you can’t say that shit and *if* you accidentally did you better be tripping over yourself to apologize
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains.
MASSIVE ATTACK - MEZZANINE
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animal from the international network @animalonline.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
she didn't talk in this exaggerated way until this race btw
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Alright but I’m not going to be lectured by a Holocaust Harris stan
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/07/2026
remembering that time when gretchen whitmer went to meet at the oval office with trump
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Finally dug up my favorite Odyssey tweet ever
@Owl_Meat on Twitter

Cyclops (crying): omg I'm so ugly

Odysseus:*puts hand on shoulder* Nobody cares

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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Flustered because the receptionist at my optometrist looks like a taller Odessa A'zion 🫪
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
An ICE officer is trained for 71 days. It takes 150 days to become a certified pet stylist at Petco. One grooms dogs… the other carry’s guns. This is what’s wrong with our country.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/07/2026
it blows my mind that there are still people that believe this ICE is an institution that can be reformed
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026
Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
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