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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 15h
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
someone made this with snoopy
snoopy showing the steps to making a martini
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Logging on to blue sky dot com for the first time in like a week and am inundated with boobs (😊) and Ukraine flag posts (🫩) What the hell happened to this place lol
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ukraine flag moment
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wow, I love Paul Dano
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
episode 089
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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kat blackheart @gothfem.me · 28/05/2024
humans need an oracle fungus to tell us which leaves to collect so we can achieve ant communism
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Primetime was good ftr, Merritt Wever deserves an Oscar nom
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Oh I’m Robert Pattinson, I’m rich, talented and handsome, I have the respect of my peers and my entire industry, I can work on any project I want with the most talented filmmakers in the world, and I’m married to a supermodel pop singer, blah blah blah” F*ck you man
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the footage of the president speaking at a news conference and you can't hear him because it's the press he banned who bring the sound equipment is too on the damn nose because guess what we wouldn't have if people hadn't kept insisting on handing this asshole a microphone over & over & over again
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There is a car Jimi Hendrix?? How does he play guitar with no hands? And did he also asphyxiate on his…motor oil?
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Also every time they hook up a tow line to Lightning McQueen’s undercarriage I feel a little violated on his behalf
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Everyone’s talking about the unsettling implications of the Cars universe to death I know, but why do they have tractors? What are the cars farming?
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Took edibles and am watching Disney/Pixar’s CARS (2006) for the first time
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/09/2026
somehow its still controversial to say that genocidal war mongerers like netanyahu or george w bush love when their own people get killed as pawns in their ambitions
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Shouldn’t they be, idk, European?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2026
“Women who average more than 8.4 points, 2.3 rebounds, or 1.3 assists per game clearly have an unfair biological advantage over women who don’t, and we need to maintain a level playing field.” — Sophie Cunningham
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Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any ...
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Loser behavior from a guy who’s clinging like a shriveled old barnacle to a sport he doesn’t actually care about in a desperate bid for relevance. Do not cede one inch to him or anyone who acts this way.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/08/2026
i can’t believe trump said this
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s one big club and you ain’t in it
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They’re playing Clairo at the gym 😲
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I cannot imagine being motivated to write a soulful ballad about being in love with Bo Burnham of all people, but alas…
NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE, REALLY
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It seems Phoebe Bridgers is channeling Imogen Heap on her new album
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Mmm Whatcha Say Shocked Reaction
Alt: Mmm Whatcha Say Shocked Reaction
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2026
the current transpanic can literally only properly be described as fabricated mass hysteria at this point
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A.Ghost Pasquella 👻🎃 @agpasquella.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It Takes A Nation of Millions To Form A Subcommittee To Look Into The Possibility Of Determining The Feasibility Of Holding Us Back
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Meanwhile the basement deletes any post that isn’t posted from the inside of Tony Khan’s asshole
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dork
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Remember when this happened and they did absolutely nothing with the 2 weeks of actual mainstream press they got?
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 14/08/2026
Sonic the Hedgehog has warned Mayor Mamdani that he is planning a terrorist attack on NYC.
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@sonic_hedgehog

Hey @NYCMayor, there milight be a small crater caused by a Chaos Emerald tomorrow. Sorry about that!

Wanna see who can fix it faster?

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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
beast mode
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The Wrong Screams @thewrongsongs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm not certain that, if they had their Acceptable Bigotries (Islamophobia, Sinophobia, transphobia) taken away, the most insufferably center-left people would have any kind of political identity. Those prejudices really animate them, so I'm sure many would find comfortable homes on the hard right.
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Donald Trump Reacts: Wow, I Didn't Know That
ALT: Donald Trump Reacts: Wow, I Didn't Know That
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yes, AOC is at the top of the list of “potential 2028 candidates I’d even consider voting for” but it’s hard to do when she constantly plays the game of trying to court the same neolibs who thought she was a radical commie 8 years ago. Stand up for your principles, be consistent! Don’t be Pelosi 2.0
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Don’t worry, I’ll be working tirelessly to find someone else
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
That’s not what she was doing big dawg
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
No, I generally don’t think you should quote twitter shitposters on tv
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Maybe she shouldn’t have said it because it was a really stupid thing to say? Especially on national tv
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Spiderman 4 was not good enough for all this
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Maybe we should start gatekeeping movie theaters again because the concession lines are now *too long*
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🫥 @robcordero.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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