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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva? One is a hunt on a course #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Wife: "I'm annoyed!" Husband: "Again or Still?" #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'd work at a sex shop for a day just so I could confidently tell customers "You can shove this up your ass!" 😃 #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars They should just send me there to hit a golf ball #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I once dated a pair of twins, people always asked how I could tell them apart It was easy: Mary painted her fingernails purple and Bob had a cock #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just about had it with Amazon Every time I order chicken pellets and grain, they email me three days later asking for their feed back #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I recently lost my sex drive Or to put it more accurately, those fuckers at PC World recently lost my sex drive #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Really pleased to get a full tank of petrol for £60.00 today Granted it was for the lawnmower, but I'm trying to keep positive #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Didn't qualify as a commercial release unfortunately 😏 You've still got your copy, right?

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We need more women in meteorology I just feel like they'd report the inches with a little more accuracy #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If I was a corner man for a female UFC fighter and she was losing the fight I would just yell "calm down!" #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What's the difference between a Bishop and a Rook? The Rook doesn't fuck kids #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

As I slipped my finger inside her hole, I could feel her getting wetter and wetter, then she started going down on me! That's when I thought, "I should buy a new boat" #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A reproductive health clinic has a sign that reads "For family planning and contraception, come through the back door" #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis!" I replied, "That's 15 love!" #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

In Los Angeles, a porn star was sent to jail for pretending to his co-stars that he didn’t have an STD He’s also been banned from the porn industry for being a convincing actor #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Professor X: What’s your mutant superpower? New X-Men recruit: Hindsight Professor X: That won’t help us at all Mutant: Yes, I can see that now #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Let's face it Anyone named Captain America should be overweight and have a porn addiction #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If you hold the sole of your foot to your ear You can hear the sound of your hip dislocating #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

BREAKING: Dandelion will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Obviously not all boomers, gammons, right whingers, conservatives, whatever. But you know the ones 😉 #ThursdayThoughts

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I walked in on my wife having sex with her fitness trainer Me: "Okay, this isn't working out" #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I'm not saying I'm old But back in the day we pulled maps out of the glove box and traveled like pirates! #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Do you think, in a pinch Jim Henson ever used Kermit as an oven mitt? #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My bank, who passed all 14 interest rate rises onto my home loan account, but only half of them onto my savings account Just sent me some tips on how to identify financial scammers #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I've come up with a plan to ensure a comfortable and affordable retirement Shoplifting #FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Date yourself with a snap of your first computer. 😄

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