Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 10hDidn't make the six orbits... but nobody's perfect! 🚀 000
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 16hI'm sure y'all have fun with this latest shot of me visiting the Louisiana 🚀site. I've got more front than Brighton 🎢 110
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Tonight's launch... 🚀 Altogether now... 010
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think I'll name my next baby after the latest rocket lamp from IKEA.😁 🚀 020
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Local cat Basil with injured leg is all set for tomorrow's Flight 14 launch! 😻🚀 020
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It'll be me next if the Democrats get in. #ManCity 120
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I reckon this is of Paramount importance 💰🎞️ 120
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 24/09/2026What was I saying - There WILL be Civil War in Britain!!! ⚽🍻 #BoozeBan #Football 020
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Here at SpaceX we will treat you to a nice fish supper and a few gin and tonics first. 🤣 3102
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 19/09/2026SpaceX will be delivering more vital supplies to the International Space Station! 😁🚀 150
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 19/09/2026So while Tesla Takedown continues to sabotage my cars, back at SpaceX.. we have a problem...🚀🐱 #Caturday 060
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm just trailer trash! x.com/barronntrump...x.comBarron Trump 🇺🇲 (@barronntrumpll) on XElon Musk, the world’s first trillionaire, lives in a beautiful “palace,” which happens to be an Airstream trailer 😂 “I am coming to you today from the palace that I live in in Memphis, which is an A... 000
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Latest fabulous robot innovation from Tesla!!! 030
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 16/09/2026...I've also got a bridge to Ireland I'd like to sell you! 030
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Today's load of old bollocks from Yours Truly! (my hair's great though😁) 030
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You got it - I'm just trailer trash!!! 030
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 15/09/2026...and unlike me, the Mark lad can't afford a decent haircut. 020
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I loved the music of 1967... but... er... 120
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My Grok being used in classified defense systems! What could possibly go wrong??! www.axios.com/2026/02/23/a...axios.comMusk's xAI and Pentagon reach deal to use Grok in classified systemsAs Anthropic and the Pentagon fight, Elon Musk is moving in. 110
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This won't happen. They'll have to send me back to my home planet. 061
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Well, I hear South Africa is very nice this time of year! 😁 031
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Of course, I've got nothing to do with the flood of online information. 📲 (Disinformation, surely?? - Everyone). 030
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds... 020
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This is like a cat saying, we must stop knocking things over. 020
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Gotta buy this company... And the country! 042
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 12/09/2026And Liverpool will win the League, the Champions League, the FA Cup and Eurovision in 2027. ⚽ 020
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So Ashley said I told her before the election that I was going to unleash the 'anomaly in the matrix.' This is a total lie. But it's a great title for an album. 040
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I've taken a bigger kicking from this film than if I'd been brought down in the penalty area by Billy Bremner and Norman Hunter. Leeds United fans will understand. ⚽ 1822048543
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I meant to say, I'm the gamma in this relationship...☢️💣💥 010
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 11/09/2026...if my next Starship rocket doesn't blow up 🚀 022
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So for all of you off to the pictures to watch this, I will paraphrase John Lennon: "The people in the cheaper seats, clap yer 'ands. The rest of you, just rattle your jewelry." 😁 variety.com/2026/film/re...variety.com‘Musk’ Review: Alex Gibney’s Definitive Documentary Puts the Pieces of Elon Musk Together — It’s a Lacerating Portrait of Technocratic Brilliance, Power Lust and Crackpot Delusion"Musk" is a lacerating portrait of technocratic brilliance, power lust and crackpot delusion. 061
Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm doing some really great promo for this effing film. 020
