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roastedtato

@roastedtato.bsky.social
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Gaming/FGC, Hockey(🦈/🐻), Metal, Books, Cooking, ND, he/him. I talk politics sometimes.

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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 18h
An unquantifiable amount of diggity
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I sneezed and suddenly it was 3-0
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1, 2, 3, hockey, hockey, hockey! Lets go B's!
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God knew I'd be too powerful if they let me give myself the grace I give others.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someones 5 year old at the market has a man bun, im about to call child services
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the best parts of celebrating 9/25 as Dolly Day is that the very first one is on a Friday. She has always and will always be for the working people 💪
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bruins preseason game last night underwhelmed except for a few players. Had to sleep before the Sharks game came on but checking on the score this morning made me laugh real heartily.
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Asked my sister if shes been listening to the new Taylor and how her baby is. Got like 3 videos of my niece dancing to her music and a slideshow of pics 🥹
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rich Boy said throw some D's on it now Im dissociating and depressed. I may have misunderstood the song a bit.
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Loving that Queens of the Stone age dropped a single called 'Where the goth girls at'
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And all the goalies say I'm pretty fly for a Xhekaj
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Loneliness is all that oligarchs will give you for free. Loneliness without solitude: the ultimate totalitarian win." sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/i-wandered...
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I Wandered Lonely in The Cloud
How AI is destroying the life of the mind.
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I live too close to Salem to be single this halloween season, need me a spooky partner and a 3 day weekend stat.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Macklemore has been dropped from the Ed Sheeran tour for advocating for a free Palestine, which a growing majority of Americans support. Meanwhile unrepentant abuser Chris Brown was just presented with a congressional honor on his tour
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hope we all have a fantistic fall.
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tweet from @thamosdeaf
As a boy i always knew i wanted to grow up and use two factor authentication to access fast food reward points on an app
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Damn, I'm hella chatty for a Saturday today.
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Being against the war on terror at the time it was happening was wild because I thought the big hurdle to progress was that 80-90% of Americans agreed with the war but after seeing how todays wars are started, it probably never even mattered what the public thought.
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What are we all being for halloween this year? For me rn its a toss up between depressed and high.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Protect trans kids.
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too bitch, you're not special.
A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago,  research finds"
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Jordan Harper @jordanharper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
a tweet from "donald boat" that reads: nice 400lb squat bro she just let me hit cuz i'm goofy
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Congrats to Rob Thomas on becoming the new captain, like I always say; it's just like the ocean under the moon well, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you. www.nytimes.com/athletic/755...
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Blues name Robert Thomas captain, pick 4 others as alternates: Was he the right choice?
Thomas is entering his ninth season and succeeds Brayden Schenn as captain.
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have yet to read a single helpful piece of advice on how to counter autistic burnout while working a full time job. MDD complicates things sure, but I can't imagine what I'm reading to be of much use even barring the MDD symptoms.
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lydia 🐌🍂 is probably yelling about hockey (㇏(•̀ᢍ•́)ノ) @lyddia.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
'ber months #promosky 𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊 lydia 𖹭 30s 𖹭 she/her NSFW & MDNI 🚫 🍂 misandrist 🍄‍🟫 sometimes nsfw (no pics) ✨️ swiftie/music lover 🍂 yapper/complainer 🍄‍🟫 reader - 30/52 (in a slump rn) ✨️ trinket collector 🍂 gamer (indie and nintendo) 🍄‍🟫 ice hockey #ALLCAPS ✨️ cats 🍂 lgbt safe space 🍄‍🟫 tarot/witchery
Washington capitals light blue hat with cherry blossomsHello Kitty stuffed inside a glass jar with text that says " how it feels trying not to say weird stuff"Some Calico Critters on my desk( I work in a dental office) on the left is a rabbit dressed as a dentist with a mask on standing in front of his tools. On the right laying down in a chair is a beaver patient with a bib onme being a sleepy slug
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Gotta take some tylenol, I'm running low on autism (I have a headache)
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Nicole Kidman implies the existence of Nicole Adultwoman
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I look like this 🥁 If you even snare
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jordyn 🥀 @jordynsyrup.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#promosky is just a mutuals resume 🦋 always yapping ⟡ valorant ⟡ fortnite ⟡ the quarry ⟡ palworld ⟡ dbd ⟡ books ~ manga, fantasy & thrillers ⟡ studio ghibli ⟡ anime (too many to list) ⟡ pokemon ⟡ foodie ⟡ gym ⟡ self love & care
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ladies and Gentleman I give you the somehow, most respectable man in a red hat, give it up for Fred Durst.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh man, the moon does look incredible tonight.
The moon in Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. It's huge and crashing and it's got a creepy face, like a zombie.
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hey if you ever see me looking at Instagram please punch me in the face. If you ever see me reading the comments stab me. Thanks.
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Type of day where I need to put on a playlist of music that sounds like it wants to die.
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
CNN would call MLK neutral if they had to write his obituary today. Spineless worms.
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
That's it, I gotta call outta work or something. Need to reflect on the legacy of Nigel Thornberry.
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
THATS RIGHT DOLLY 🥔
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A full life of excellence side by side with philanthropy, and a marriage of 60 years show me Dolly never lost sight of what is important. Hoping to learn from her example.
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How many more traffic violations does he need to break Gretzkys record though, that's the real question.
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I love Guilty Gear so much. Congrats gaysexlegend.
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Woman says she has RBF, looks at picture, oh so you're just gorgeous. I'm sorry people made you feel like you resemble a 'bitch' for that. Maybe it's just my autistic ass, but like this is my reaction to more than most people who say they have RBF.
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"A children's entertainer? She has a master's degree in music education from NYU is what she has. In this household Rachel Accurso is a children's educator. End of story!"
Tony defending Columbus against criticism from Howard "The Professor" Zinn, as conveyed to him via AJ
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Patients on the waiting list for an organ donor love motorcycles. You should too.
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
All these food recalls have me apologizing to my protein powder. Im sorry I was so skeptical over just a little lead in my drinks. Its not like it's screw worm or massive diarrhea, or shards of glass. What's a little lead between friends anyway?
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period.
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roastedtato @roastedtato.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm starting to think you cant make free to play fighting games unless your developer team can fit inside a mini cooper. Welp, I need to find something else to play now.
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