Reposted by Road ToastQueer Satanic @queersatanic.com · 02/10/2025Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play go fuckin Huskies Nazi UW students fuck off 29387342287
Road Toast @roadtoast.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Just watched a Tesla get clipped by a speed camera in a school zone. Get fucked loser. 023
Reposted by Road Toastceej @ceej.online · 27/04/2025people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting 17365691072
Road Toast @roadtoast.bsky.social · 26/04/2025I’m reading the andromeda strain and Michael Crichton tediously explaining the processes and power of a computer in 1969 is really something man. 010
Reposted by Road Toastacabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 25/04/2025teachers aren't working class actually 429021
Road Toast @roadtoast.bsky.social · 25/04/2025My first year of teaching I made $37000 and ate eggs and cereal the last week of every month. Literally shut the fuck up. 010
Reposted by Road Toastpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/01/2025My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project” 114114491538
Reposted by Road Toastit's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 10/01/2025"must've been the wind", we say to the empty darkness so the assassin knows we've given up the search for now 2335
Road Toast @roadtoast.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Currently in twitter jail bc I told Elon to kill himself and when I finally figured out which email account I used to create that account, I found out google suspended that email account in December of ‘23… and I don’t know why. Anyways. What up. 330
Road Toast @roadtoast.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Just weighed in at under 200 pounds for the first time in 11 months 😤 010
Road Toast @roadtoast.bsky.social · 31/12/20242025 is the year I fully migrate from twitter to bluesky 010
Road Toast @roadtoast.bsky.social · 29/11/2024media.tenor.coma yellow robot is standing in a dark room with tools on a tableALT: a yellow robot is standing in a dark room with tools on a table 030
Road Toast @roadtoast.bsky.social · 23/11/2024My tender and mild ass thought these were two sheep curled up together 😔 020
Road Toast @roadtoast.bsky.social · 23/11/2024MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD 000
Road Toast @roadtoast.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Should I go buy a book today even tho my birthday is in 2 weeks and Christmas is in a month 000
Road Toast @roadtoast.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Do you think the Dorian in JD Vance stands for a Picture of Dorian Gray? 000
Road Toast @roadtoast.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Bruh good comics are so good This has been insightful analysis brought to you by Grent 000
Road Toast @roadtoast.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Am I allowed to tell someone to kill themselves here or will I go to free speech jail 030
Reposted by Road Toastonion person @junlper.beer · 18/11/2024me on my death bed: fuuuuck i wish i posted online more 1078631808
Road Toast @roadtoast.bsky.social · 19/11/2024The “what hot classic” tab is rough. But I set these all so long ago that idk how it works anymore 000
Road Toast @roadtoast.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Feels lame here. Like a parent teacher conference meets student council. Need more clowns and characters. 110
Road Toast @roadtoast.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Laying in the tub as the shower rains down hot. Sunday morning rain is falling. 000
Reposted by Road ToastVittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Deserves to be shared on Bluesky too. The funniest video of all time. 612220445073
Road Toast @roadtoast.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I haven’t been chill about it since pentagon disclosure in 2020. So much more is real than we were lead to believe! Like this shit exists!! 010
Road Toast @roadtoast.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Can’t scroll for more than 30 seconds without seeing furry porn what the fuck is wrong with this place 210
Road Toast @roadtoast.bsky.social · 15/11/2024See a lot of people talking about how much more positive this place could be. Unfortunately, I am a hater, and will carry that energy everywhere. 021
Reposted by Road ToastMolly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 15/11/2024When a government becomes destructive to the rights of "Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness," the people have the right to "alter or to abolish it." - The Declaration of Independence 519762
Road Toast @roadtoast.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Unsure how chaotic or wholesome this account will be Stay tuned 010
Road Toast @roadtoast.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Laying down gingerly on the couch after a long day and all I can think is “oh my god my poor butthole” 000
Road Toast @roadtoast.bsky.social · 06/10/2024Twitter getting much worse recently. The migration has begun. 010
