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@roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net
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Mostly Harmless. I used to write code to pay for Porsche parts. Previously at Basho and Oracle Cloud. Uncertain what to do next, currently funemployed. I do scalable and distributed systems. Track rat and Instructor #F1 #IMSA #WEC brianroach.info

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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 29/06/2026
Sooooo, yeah, this is what it looks like when it's 90+ F and I'm not going to wear full makeup because it's just going to melt off anyway 😂 Oh to be young again. That said, not so bad for an elder goth.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and— I said look. Look with your eyes! Oh now you’ve gone and touched it. The paint is peeling. My beautiful paint! I’ll have to call my pool guy back. Vandal! Antifa! I said look And despair Nothing but the algae remains.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 09/06/2026
I am starting to wonder if shutting down a chunk of midtown and forcing Knicks fans to spend an hour-plus waiting outside so a widely loathed bigot could sit in a weird glass box and stare grimly into middle distance and then fall asleep might have had an effect on the energy in the building
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 08/06/2026
He strung along the memestock morons for a time for attention on twitter but deleted all his tweets and ghosted them once dear leader gave him a position.
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 29/05/2026
Not going to lie, I was about 5 minutes away from going out and finding a giant orange cat to adopt. And then I met this amazing woman.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Gov Jared Polis told a Colorado Sun event that his decision to give clemency to Tina Peters "will be remembered fondly." He was later interrupted by protesters carrying an enormous banner reading EAT SHIT POLIS coloradosun.com/2026/05/19/j...
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Jared Polis says his Tina Peters decision
Gov. Jared Polis made the remarks at The Colorado Sun’s annual legislative recap event, only to be drowned out by a small group of protesters
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 11/05/2026
Seraphina and I went to a lovely little French restaurant (La Foret in Denver on Broadway) yesterday for brunch. Food was amazing; crab benedict topped with caviar 👀 Going to have to go back for dinner at some point in the near future! #Denver
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 24/04/2026
That is most certainly the plan.
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 24/04/2026
Matt, ngl, I love her. She's pretty much the most amazing person I've ever met.
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 24/04/2026
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 22/04/2026
I've lived almost an entire life without meeting you. Yet it feels like I've known you well before. Now that I have, there's no going back. We only have what we have left. If you'll spend it with me, I will be yours.
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 17/04/2026
I 💗 @simonscatofficial.bsky.social
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 16/04/2026
Verdict: OMG the woman can cook! 🥰
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 15/04/2026
Hahahahaha.
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 15/04/2026
Going to Saraphina's tonight for dinner. This is *literally* the first time anyone I've ever dated has cooked dinner. Not joking. For some bizarre reason every woman I've ever been in a relationship with (incl. my ex-wife) couldn't cook 😂 It's why I had to learn! Ngl ... feels a little weird!
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 13/04/2026
SHINY! And registration renewed. I haven't driven this thing for a minute, I forgot how blindingly fast it is when the turbos spool up 🤣
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 10/04/2026
Another great evening with the stunning Seraphina.
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 06/04/2026
Had a wonderful night with Seraphina. 😊
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 05/04/2026
(Sooo ... my long term relationship ended about a month ago. It's a long, complicated, somewhat ugly story and honestly there's just nothing gained speaking ill of other people.)
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 05/04/2026
I swear on all that is holy that I just went out to dance last night! 😁 An incredibly attractive woman started talking to me after we'd been dancing near each other on the floor. I'm pretty sure at first I didn't grasp that she was flirting with me 😂 I now ... have dinner plans in the near future.
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 05/04/2026
I need to drop a few pounds that I've been carrying since the pandemic. It's not like I'm fat but I've definitely got the "dad bod" thing going on and losing 15 lbs would get me back to my usual weight. Dancing for me was always great natural exercise, so I figure hit goth nights at local clubs.
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 05/04/2026
Hey @lousywords.com ... I hate to do this to you (Or do I?) but ... I went shopping today. 😁
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 04/04/2026
🤣🤣🤣 Don't hate me but ... the shirt under the jacket is pretty badass as well ... 😁
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 04/04/2026
Cut off all my hair. Very weird having it short for the first time in ages. Showers are ... much faster 😂 Went to see @garynumanofficial.bsky.social last night at ReelWorks here in Denver. Had an absolute blast. Wound up at The Crypt afterward. #ElderGoth #Denver
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 17/03/2026
I've waited to say anything but after this weekend's race I've decided that the current #F1 formula is probably the worst formula in my lifetime. It makes me very sad. 😥 The whole thing feels like a giant set of gimmicks.
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Bobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
You sound like an unhinged person if you in plain words describe what’s happening, but the Trump admin demanded Anthropic’s AI be able to kill things for it w/out human approval and also do mass surveillance. Anthropic said no, and now the admin is trying to destroy the company in retaliation.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Man 'trains' crows to attack MAGA hats after saying there's 'no longer a moral option'
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Man 'trains' crows to attack MAGA hats as there's 'no longer a moral option'
A man has gone viral after training a murder of crows to swoop down and snatch MAGA hats from unsuspecting Trump supporters, documenting his months-long experiment
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Elliott Payne @elliottpayne.org · 14/01/2026
ICE just confronted us in our car saying it’s our first & final warning. There’s nothing illegal about driving your car safely on Stinson, Lowry, or any street in our community. They are purposefully surging at school get out times terrorizing our families. Ice needs to stay away from our kids.
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 14/01/2026
Me too, Gonzo. Me too.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
We have Justin Amash and Bill Kristol saying ABOLISH ICE before most Democrats. What does that say about the Democratic establishment? Primary season is on right now, folks. We all deserve better.
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 13/01/2026
On you list of real af businesses that deserve unyielding support because they provide it to us, please include Ace Nicollet Hardware:
From Ace Nicollet: Be safe out there! Proper safety equipment is critical when ICE presence increases the potential for unsafe conditions. We hate that this needed, but the least we can do is have safety
equipment available for you. (Picture is of gas masks, eye protection)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The LeBron James of divorced women. No one is doing it like her.
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Deth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Reminder.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 06/12/2025
If only Flavio was the team boss at Red Bull. Yuki's not *that* far back from the McLarens on the start ... 😁 #F1 #AbudhabiGP
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 06/12/2025
Lewis out in Q1 *again*. I'm sure he'll give a good interview in the media pen 😂 #F1 #AbuDhabiGP
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 04/12/2025
If you haven't caught the AP News Report out of VA about the drunken raccoon, you should go read that. Also, here's some new advertising out today from the VA ABC (not joking) 🤣 #DrunkenRaccoon #VAABC
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 01/12/2025
We went to see @mikemasse.com tonight. If you've never seen his Viral video of him performing 'Africa' you prob don't know who he is. Great covers of various songs from the 70s / 80s, basically a dinner theater thing that I took my GF parents to and everyone had a great time!
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 30/11/2025
I didn't have "McLaren does a dumb on the pit wall and gives Max an easy win" on my bingo card 😂 #F1 #QatarGrandPrix
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 20/11/2025
Murdered. The word you're looking for is murdered, Newsweek.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
Polymarket tweets: "BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals."

Laura Loomer replies: "You know things are bad when you can't tell if this is real or a joke. 

Dear God. It's real. Isn't it?"
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 17/11/2025
At this point it sorta feels like the hellocobber shelve should be annexed by Gonzoland.
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 17/11/2025
The #Broncos are being very un-Bronco-like lately. 😁 9-2. Who would have thought??
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 14/11/2025
we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 13/11/2025
💔
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 12/11/2025
Pretty telling that people still gatekeep things like this behind being privileged and able to afford to travel to expensive conferences when there's literally no barrier for it to happen online.
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Roach_b_me @roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net · 12/11/2025
This idiot jumped ship a while ago, just refuses to change his affiliation.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.
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