rmuk @rmuk.net · 15/07/2026Well, I'm sure Eunice Foote would like a word. Also, this newspaper clipping from 1912. 100
rmuk @rmuk.net · 12/07/2026Apparently Trump called up FIFA and now the "true spirit of the World Cup" is to think fake gold plating is classy and for your wife to be a Russian plant who sleeps in a different bedroom. 020
rmuk @rmuk.net · 11/07/2026I was going to make a similar comment. Trump spends half his life thinking about Obama, and I'm sure the paragraph under his photo is just a bunch of cringe cope. 3220
rmuk @rmuk.net · 10/07/2026Update after a few hours: It's horrible that she might have been murdered - no-one deserves that - but I'm not going to pretend that the world isn't better off without some people because of how they left. She was vile. Her killer (if that turns out to be what happened) is no better. 000
rmuk @rmuk.net · 10/07/2026Well, I mean, it's not as if the oil companies and car manufacturers bought up public transport services and deliberately ran them into the ground specifically to bolster their already obscene profits by forcing people to encumber themselves with car ownership, though, right? Right? 100
rmuk @rmuk.net · 06/07/2026It's owned and controlled by a bunch of corrupt foreign billionaires so "British" in name only too. Also, it has dogshit production quality, so "Great" can go as well. 000
rmuk @rmuk.net · 29/06/2026Dance, monkey, dance. On schedule. On demand. Just like you've always done, but different, but familiar, but new, but better, but the same. DANCE, I say. 000
rmuk @rmuk.net · 26/06/2026"A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely." -The Twits by Roald Dahl 010
rmuk @rmuk.net · 26/06/2026"If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it... 120
Reposted by rmukLeo Hickman @leohickman.carbonbrief.org · 24/06/2026++BREAKING++ Leading climate scientists in the UK have written to senior editors in broadcast media - and OFCOM and IPSO: "To express our concern about recent media coverage of extreme weather, climate change and net-zero and to urge you…to inform public audiences of the scientific links" 451588792
rmuk @rmuk.net · 24/06/2026Okay, so if we give billionaires more tax breaks they might spend some money on AI, and if we let their data centers guzzle our diminishing fossil fuels and co-opt more water supplies to satiate their endless thirst, I'm sure they'll altruistically figure out a solution for us. 000
rmuk @rmuk.net · 24/06/2026Vacuous chest-thumping bullshit aside, can we also appreciate how shit that Photoshop (or whatever) job is? 010
Reposted by rmukLed By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 23/06/2026Exactly 10 years since the Brexit vote, the verdict is in. 15039221763
Reposted by rmukBremain in Spain @bremaininspain.com · 23/06/2026Well this should cement the message to Andy Burnham and all at Westminster! "The words BREXIT BROKE BRITAIN have been carved into a Wiltshire, with the letters so big they could be seen from space" #LedByDonkeys 513557
rmuk @rmuk.net · 20/06/2026"Appeasement never works. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... but it might work for us." -FIFA, probably 020
Reposted by rmukGeorge Eaton @georgeeaton.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Reform have now lost six by-elections in a row in England, Scotland and Wales. Their national poll rating is 26% – below Labour in 1983 – and Farage’s approval rating is -37. They’re very far from the voice of the people and need to stop being treated as such. 21169692244
rmuk @rmuk.net · 19/06/2026Honestly it was as if Burnham had a backing singer during that speech. 000
rmuk @rmuk.net · 18/06/2026Reminds me of an anecdote I once heard - possibly apocryphal - about a rail system that was tested and worked perfectly in Norway and Morocco, but failed almost immediately in Manchester. Our climate is tough on infrastructure. 000
rmuk @rmuk.net · 17/06/2026I think Burnham has a very specific "big role in Government" in mind already, doesn't he? 000
rmuk @rmuk.net · 17/06/2026A good rundown written by someone who's well-informed and worth a read on it's own but those caricatures are a thing of beauty. 010
Reposted by rmukSue Wilson MBE @suewilson91.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Grrrrrrrrr! www.thenewworld.co.uk/jonty-bloom-...thenewworld.co.ukThe 13 people most to blame for BrexitFrom liars like Johnson, Farage and Gove to incompetents like Cameron, May and Corbyn, here are the guilty men and women responsible for a nightmare 41912
Reposted by rmukCarole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla.bsky.social · 16/06/2026A) This a properly brilliant piece of investigative journalism by BBC & @hopenot.bsky.social Huge kudos to all involved for doing the job the UK police & CPS failed to do: naming the alleged spymaster & clearly showing Kremlin’s role. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukRussia was behind arson attacks targeting PM, BBC revealsEvidence shows Russians directing the plot and stoking tensions with fake far-right and Muslim groups. 442012966
Reposted by rmukBrexit Bin 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 @brexitbin.bsky.social · 09/05/2026All together now! ... "But Nige did take five million quid, and Nige would take five million more!" 💥💥💥 #RefUKkers 14657051954
Reposted by rmukStan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Happy 80th Birthday to our Cognitive-Test-Acer-In-Chief! @theonion.com 16953112
Reposted by rmukJen Thorne @jenthorne.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I am appropriating the #BSPP54 of #StaticBelief for my final #PoetsOfDoom homage to Dorothy Parker before I hand over to @daveashleypoet.bsky.social #BlueSkyPoetry @sonnetsmith.bsky.social @phylogeneticsteve.bsky.social 88724
rmuk @rmuk.net · 11/06/2026Anyone who bemoans working under a CEO with absolutely no understanding of IT has never worked under a CEO with a very limited understanding of IT. This shit happens All The Time. 010
rmuk @rmuk.net · 09/06/2026I'd love to know who thinks bureaucracy is a bad thing? "Oh no, there are rules! Rules that we agreed on! Rules that apply to everyone equally and are written down where anyone can read them! Rules that can be challenged if they're unjust! Rules that protect against petty tyranny! Can't have that!" 110
rmuk @rmuk.net · 08/06/2026A November release was always risky, what with them competing with all the Christmas gifts people will be buying. 000
rmuk @rmuk.net · 04/06/2026Sigh. Stretch. Yawn. If we're really lucky, sneeze. All big and must be acknowledged. 140
Reposted by rmukJames Steel @jamessteel2008.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Well that didn’t take long, another summer of #FarageRiots ingerland playing in the World Cup will only keep them distracted for three games. 0414
rmuk @rmuk.net · 23/05/2026I literally got my sizing kit an hour ago. I need to make sure my order is updated with the correct size for my sausage fingers. 010
rmuk @rmuk.net · 21/05/2026> politicians "need to take responsibility" Like, okay, but maybe the media, the actual people who actually control the means by which people actually learn about the world and actually shape how it's perceived also, maybe, perhaps, kinda, ought to have a slither of responsibility too? 030
rmuk @rmuk.net · 20/05/2026@bencollins.bsky.social do you realise how close to reality you're getting? 000
rmuk @rmuk.net · 18/05/2026I finally got my new watch from @repebble.com! It's the watch I've been waiting 14 years for! And, seriously, it's probably the first gadget in that time I've actually been excited for, and in the hand it's exactly what I hoped it would be. Everyone involved: well done, you delivered. 071
rmuk @rmuk.net · 18/05/2026You should have swapped it for an Alanis Morrissette shirt, cause that's ironic as fuck. 010
rmuk @rmuk.net · 16/05/2026I did NOT vote for KAMALA and I NEVER WILL because unlike you I am NOT from the US but if I was I PROBABLY would vote for her BECAUSE she seems to MAKE a lot of SENSE. 020
Reposted by rmukKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Two nights ago, I said Trump had been using our troops as pirates in Iran and a Republican got mad. Well… the president just admitted it. He literally bragged about doing piracy. 688231257185
