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Rivervan Gambler

@rivervangambler.bsky.social
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I live in a townhouse down by the Savannah river. Baseball nerd, AARP eligible Lego fan.

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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 12h
BDSM might be off the table this series but the Braves are still Didier Tonkin' Fuentes
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 14h
F' Freddie Freeman.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 14h
Not Lee! I was there Wednesday and still still suffering from PTLD.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 14h
Welp, at least they didn't show us his wife and kids every time Freddie does something.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I take back everything I said about Money Mike yesterday.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God Damnit.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God Damnit.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Come to Section 131 if you want a cold beer and an ass kicking.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Contributing to the pub shrine.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We're getting closer.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Happy new season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia day to those that celebrate.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Vampire Lazlo Cravensworth in disguise as regular human bartender, Jackie Daytona.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Cooter has died.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Big Bird and Waylon Jennings riding in a truck.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Put some beans on 'em cause they're toast.
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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Calling the RFK Jr diarrhea strain “MAHA Blast” since it has now evidently infiltrated Taco Bell
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Good vibes at the bar in South Carolina today.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Somehow, Strom Thurmond returned."
Poe Dameron
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Strom Thurmond didn't pick Lindsey Graham to take his job for him to go out and half ass it. Pathetic.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Come on rule of 3.🤞
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Photog Dan @danielmickphoto.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Saw this van down by the river this morning
White van with "matt Foley motivational speaker" written in the wheel cover.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I saw Mitch McConnell with a Chinese menu in his hand, walking the streets of SoHo in the rain.
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 04/07/2026
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Leo: Half of you wants to see the world. Half of you wants to change it. All of you is gonna get too drunk and order a cat bed online.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
🤣 MF'r was still at military school at 20?
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Blood Meridian
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU A chicken and falafel franchise in the Southeastern US called Hal Y'all.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Cought Drivin n' Cryin with about 100+ people tonight in a small venue. Fantastic.
Poster for Drivin n Cryin
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
🎶By now, you should've somehow realised what you gotta do🎶
Julie Andrews playing acoustic guitar in The Sound of Music
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Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This is her second fifth of the day.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It's alright Nancy Mace, you can still be mayor of the Myrtle Beach Margaritaville.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Booing a WWE Hall of Faner? In Madison Square Garden?
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Tell your old man to drag Giannis & Dwight up and down the court for 48 minutes!
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Al Jefferson, glue guy.
82-0 team:

PG Oscar Robinson 
SG Steph Curry 
SF Luka Doncic
PF Al Jefferson 
C Kareem Abdul Jabar
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I've wasted the last two hours at work on 82-0 trying to put together a team of Kardashian exes.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
🚨Breaking🚨 Zack Attack have pulled out of President Trump's America 250 concert.
Zack Attack, featuring 
Zack Morris - lead guitar & vocals, A.C. Slater - keytar
Jesse Spanish - bass
Kelly Kapowski - backing vocals
Screech Powers - drums (not pictured)
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Beautiful day, cold beer, Willie Nelson and ladies in sundresses & boots. L-I-V-I-N.
Photo of stage from distance with a Modelo in a Willie Nelson coozie.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Charleston, I am in you.
Drifter Blonde Ale
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Brought the Unc to my nephew's graduation party
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
What's got 2 thumbs and going to see Willie Nelson Sunday night? This guy.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Total Recall alien with 3 breast.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Don't threaten me with a good time.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live Conway Twitty Willie Nelson Alison Krause & Union Station Derek Trucks Band Afroman Velvet Revolver Widespread Panic Drive-by Truckers Flaming Lips Taj Mahal
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
For sale: new Grogu shoes, barely worn.
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’ve done an inexplicable thing.
It’s the cover of Weezer’s Blue Album but I’ve replaced all their heads with Jar Jar and where it said WEEZER in the top corner now it says WEESA
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Eli Gemstone: "Go on now and go play with your Jesus Jizz or whatever." Kelvin: "IT'S CHRIST CREAM, DADDY!"
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Baseball field sex enthusiast Jim Brockmire looking befuddled
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
DJ Khaled is the smart investment here because it won't go down.
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Monica Chandler Rachel Ross Phoebe Joey
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Rivervan Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Nice pivot by Breslow after Baltimore nixed the initial deal due to concerns with Little Joe's medicals.
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