Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The Republican Party will not tolerate Lauren Boebert having sex with consenting adults. 040
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The Stanford Prison Experiment I want to see is all the tech exec alumni put in jail. 030
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Imagine what an Arch Manning without media training would say. 010
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The goat fucking is designed to make their pedophilia seem normal. 020
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Darkness, imprisoning me All that I see, absolute horror 020
Reposted by Hatey McLifeCaptain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026During Super Bowl I, did the broadcast mention that it was the 25th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor a baker's dozen times during the telecast? 041
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"How come Coors never made an Antartic ICE beer?" 000
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 04/09/2026How embarrassing! I'm not sure how you go out in public when people know you recognized the announcer for Wheel of Fortune. 040
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Folks, we're bringing back the Model T hand crank starter! 000
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 27/08/2026When I'm President I'll rename Lake Superior to Lake Looks Like Mr. Burns' Mother. 010
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 24/08/2026He got stuck in the McDonald's drive-thru window Winnie the Pooh style and the Secret Service just pried the frame out and put his suitpants over it. 150
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Another Ford brother getting attention for crack. 051
Reposted by Hatey McLifePatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 24/08/2026i'm too conflict-averse personally to enjoy this. but forcing your way back into your old employer and making them deal with you is like winning the Hater Lottery 151673122
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Natalie Harp is Smithers in Malibu Stacy's body. 040
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Excited to win $10k from Kalshi betting how long it takes an ICE agent to shock his balls once they get taser gloves. (Less than a minute) 060
Reposted by Hatey McLifeMichael Love @elkmovie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I’m on a small-ship Alaska cruise with my son; our boat rescued a stranded vessel last night and apparently we did that after the Coast Guard radioed Mark Zuckerberg’s yacht - which was closer - and they repeatedly refused to respond. (There was near unanimous booing when the captain announced this) 11672001855
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 07/08/2026So Yemen attacking Saudi Arabia would lead Turkey to defend Saudi Arabia which would lead Yemen to attack Turkey which would lead NATO defend Turkey by attacking Yemen? 010
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 30/07/2026With the cyclosporiasis outbreak no sane person would put lettuce on their fetus sandwich. 0103
Reposted by Hatey McLifeKristy Greenberg @kristygreenberg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Hurling F-bombs at an 85-year-old scientist who won’t fight back doesn’t make you tough. Staying silent after your own daughter accused Rep. Max Miller of holding a gun to her head, pushing her against a wall, and fracturing your granddaughter’s collarbone makes you a coward. 24162111749
Reposted by Hatey McLifeSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 28/07/2026i don't think the mayor of new york should have "theories about shrek's penis" 612910
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 21/07/2026So now this gang of pedophiles wants to check IDs? 020
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Sign shops selling "NO DATA CENTER" signs are more profitable than OpenAI. 042
Reposted by Hatey McLifeGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning 19195774342
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 20/07/2026People annoyed by crying babies on planes are the villains, it’s the airlines who charge extra to check babies. 082
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey may be gone but ladybugs lives forever. 020
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Teenage me listening to 'Wake Up' for the first time: "Flip like Wilson? I thought Tim was the rat?" 010
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Is he promoting them because he sold them big dick toilets? 010
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 30/06/2026(Bursts into a room at the Port of Long Beach Extended Stay and starts popping the corks out of dozens of 47-week pregnant immigrants.) 021
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 28/06/2026 Kelsey Plum, Maude Flanders me straight to hell. 060
Reposted by Hatey McLife◥◤Kriston Capps 250 @kristoncapps.bsky.social · 26/06/2026This is the one true recipe for a Reflecting Pool: 2oz rum, 4oz pineapple juice, 1oz blue curacao, one Blue Razzberry Fruit Roll-Up 11044701280
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 23/06/2026"I know a lot of it is, but maybe not everything is gender." Trump: "Anitfa gave the Reflecting Pool a vagina." 072
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 11/06/2026"What a hideous baby. Better name him something that lets the blind know he gets no pussy." 030
Hatey McLife @hateymclife.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Love the pause while everyone inhales as much air as they can right before the boos start. 010
