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Ritchy Ingpiece

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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bro put the Flock camera in the goon cave
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I worked in a Global Video (Scottish-based Blockbuster). We were allowed to take one VHS home per shift, DVDs were forbidden. My boss was a cinema savant who used to be a projectionist at Pinewood, biggest film nerd I ever met and he was earning a pittance as a branch manager.
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
NOT the main issue but I will be outraged forever that they've sullied the B&L Wayfarer archetype. My personal favourite frame shape was already tainted by modern 'Ray-Ban' and now my vintage pairs are objectively devalued.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 07/08/2026
greek style drawing of icarus
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Incredible to think that the landmark that was for decades the premier rhyming slang for the act of masturbation is under threat from neoliberal austerity politics.
jodrellbank.net
The Story of Jodrell Bank - Jodrell Bank
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Catching the live broadcast of these (and chatting in character as a hog) really brings a different dimension to the whole experience. Highly recommended.
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Phenomenal standup show, personally I love that he worked in his long-gestating Jeremy Vine impression.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Lamine  Yamal holding up the Palestinian flag
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Did 'Yum! Brands, Inc.' buy Bluesky when I wasn't looking (I'm almost never looking)? Seems unlikely because only Taco Bell is being shilled, not much love for KFC, Pizza Hut, Habit Burger & Grill(?) or the 5 other little brands they still have.
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Losing it at the people in the comments who think this is a real image of EBH holding Heimskringla. They're on about hand oils and his shirt says "11.91 2828", they think he's casually reading 16th century Danish in a hydration break
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
an account with this avatar has just died
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Harry Kane's RFK Jr impression has come on leaps and bounds
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"Knicks Tic Tac Toe Presented By Experience Abu Dhabi"
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Let's fucking go, Casey won't steer you wrong when it comes to games
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Gianni Infanticide, is that anything? Has it been done? It has to have been done already.
Somewhat controversial FIFA president Gianni Infantino. I'm provocatively asking if he could reasonably be called Gianni Infanticide because of his and FIFA's support for 2026 World Cup co-host nation USA, and refusal to sanction the genocidal settler-colonialist apartheid state of Israel or prevent either nation's participation, despite their ongoing crimes.
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
For a role like this you need a right proper Bri'ish actor
Promotional picture for the 2009 Sherlock Holmes movie, showing the lead actor Robert Downey Jr, who is an American
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It works on phones too
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Me and the lads when we find out are hantavirus cruise is kicking out at Tenerife
Some England supporters behaving in an unseemly manner abroad. They are shirtless, countless alcohol containers litter the ground, an image I chose because it conforms to the unfortunate stereotype of the England football hooligan.
It's a joke about the coincidental nature of Brits loving Tenerife for holidays, and the hantavirus-afflicted cruise ship being scheduled to dock there under quarantine conditions so that passengers can be repatriated to their various home nations.
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Valentino Rossi popping out for breakfast in 2046
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Nat Gertler, only mildly scarier @nat.gertler.com · 05/05/2026
Reword of XKCD cartoon that showed the complex Internet structure all relying on some task that someone's been thanklessly maintaining since 2007. This has been reworked to talk about Fossil Fuel Infrastructure, and a strait that some random government has been thanklessly maintaining since the 15th century. Original viewable at https://xkcd.com/2347/ licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License viewable at https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.5/ -- original by Randall Munroe, adapted by Nat Gertler.
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I've been blocked many times but (until today) never for defending the incredibly optimised interior space of the Issigonis Mini.
Weird interaction where someone claimed they would not be able to drive an original Mini car because they were too tall. There's a YouTube video link to the six feet four jeremy Clarkson driving one with ample room for his gangly limbs. Here is the link; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iheko-roQfM
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/05/2026
tim heidecker drinks the blood of the forsaken youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
LAPD are going to be using way mo bullets
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/-ussy
en.wikipedia.org
-ussy - Wikipedia
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
How do you do? My name is:
Rufous hummingbird.
This is a picture from the wikipedia article for the Rufous hummingbird, a small hummingbird, about 8 cm (3 in) long with a long, straight and slender bill. I think it has a funny name, like imagine if a guy was called Rufus Hummingbird. I have been laughing for an hour.
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Is it overdoing things to think of this 2026 World Cup and the 2028 olympics as a kind of Berlin 1936 moment? But with the tendency to rebel being tempered by all sorts of TV money and athletes' individual sponsorships? The spirit is the same I think, although the death toll is unknown as yet.
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
"I heard we're deploying to a place called 'Car Guy Land', sounds pretty sweet"
US Marines boarding a Bell Boeing V-22 Osprey aircraft. Joke is a pun based on the similarity in sound between "Kharg Island", strategic oil export hub of Iran, and "car guy land" a fictional place in which a US marine might imagine they are going in order to receive a Ford Mustang 5.0 or a Dodge Challenger Hellcat.
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Let's suppose Gavin Newsom on the campaign trail is Patrick Bateman from the movie. If he gets elected he'll be Patrick Bateman from the book.
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Newcastle United Football (soccer) Club's Nick Woltemade holding his head in his hands after scoring an own goal in a game against arch rivals Sunderland Association Football Club. Newcastle are known as 'The Magpies'.
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Postecoglou ergo Proptercoglou
Recently sacked Nottingham Forest manager Ange Postecoglou pointing at his left and right temples with his left and right index fingers respectively.
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Just saw a guy wearing really long jorts. Like so long that they touched his shoes. We need a word for full-length jorts, I suggest 'jousers'.
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logan, hater club CEO @logan.hater.club · 12/08/2025
An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
there’s an infomercial on tv for some brain pill for seniors called neuroq and i don’t think you turn this country around until you (1) shut down the fake supplements industry and (2) make everyone responsible eat all the remaining inventory on a livestream i can check in on any time i want
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
There's a Vance on this website, don't give him attention
Grand Theft Auto character Lance Vance performing the 'Lance Vance Dance' in GTA: Vice City Stories
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Hey algorithm, if I scroll slowly past something it doesn't mean I want to see more. My taking a few seconds to parse a baseball post does not mean I'm an avid 'lover of the bunt', nor do I want to 'grand slam' a 'pretzel' on my 'run home'.
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Serial CEO Elon Musk balancing two spoons and a fork on one finger during a dinner at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey, held on Saturday, March 21 2025. In my opinion it closely resembles the next image, an anime meme.The popular meme "Is this a pigeon?" from the 1990s Japanese anime TV series The Brave Fighter of Sun Fighbird. This is a scene where Yutaro Katori, a human android created by professor Hiroshi Amano, misidentifies a butterfly as a pigeon. I am suggesting that Musk is misidentifying his frivolous public appearances as a way to increase the efficiency of the USA federal government, something which I doubt anyone truly trusts he is trying to do.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
:3
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Jonathan Cook @jonathan-cook.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
You can watch the Oscar-winning documentary No Other Land – which no US distributor dares pick up because it documents Israel's ethnic cleansing of Palestinians – on Britain's Ch4: www.channel4.com/programmes/n...
channel4.com
No Other Land
(2024) Oscar-winning film offering an insider's view of the destruction of the West Bank
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
now streaming at the link below raising money for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund! 🦕 www.twitch.tv/shaun_vids
twitch.tv
shaun_vids - Twitch
PCRF Fundraiser
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Taylor's jet having a well-deserved rest
Picture of a Dassault Falcon 900 with collapsed landing gear from a minor incident in San Diego in 2021 There were no reported injuries. This is the same basic type of plane as Taylor Swift's private jet, and the joke is that her jet must be exhausted and in need of a long rest due to the mileage it has endured.
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Ritchy Ingpiece @ritchyingpiece.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
The left's latest attack on farming /s
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