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Rita Despierta

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¡Coño! ¡Despierta, Boricua! 🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈 De Adjuntas y Ponce Independentista con la fe de los conversos. Anti-AI, porque hasta eso hay que decir hoy en día. #MuerteAlCarro #WarOnCars #Luddites

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
El día empezó mal, se puso peor, yo con esta pesadez durmiendo todo el día, y ahora me di cuenta, si hoy es el 9no aniversario de María.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
People alwayes aske "Wher dyd the yeares go?" when the answere ys clearlye ynto the ever-hungrye maw of the tyme wolf.
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You bolt awake in the mountains of Ayti. You are not online. It is 1492 CE. You are the Cacique Guacanagarix, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. The pale smelly shipwrecked sailors and their captain must burn.
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Urban Truth Collective @urbantruth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sometimes the WAR ON WALKING results in no sidewalks at all. Sometimes they put “something” in — but does that really make things walkable for anyone except those without any other choices? The #WARonWALKING takes many forms, but it’s always about making things comfortable for vehicles, not people.
Image of a wide concrete overpass with a huge truck travelling dangerously close to a thin, uncomfortable looking concrete “sidewalk.” The text says “Don’t buy the lie that there’s a war on cars. They’ve been waging a war on walking for a century.” Tagline at the bottom says the Urban Truth Collective. #UrbanTruth #WarOnCars
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lol, Giuliani se puede ir pa'l carajo todos los días, especialmente hoy, cabrón
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
personally I think we should just take the ai doomers at their word and shut it down if they’re telling the truth, well, good thing we shut it down. If they’re exaggerating, well, they shouldn’t have done that
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
if you don't have a functional public transport system you do not have a city, these are the rules
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The wise does at once what the fool does at last. Says Skeletor, looking at about 77 million fools that need to wise up.
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Benjamín Torres Gotay @torresgotay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Proyectos como Esencia nos ponen ante la pregunta de qué tipo de desarrollo queremos en Puerto Rico, y si los que vivimos aquí cabemos en esa visión de desarrollo. Gracias por leer y compartir mi la columna de hoy, ‘Un cuento para fomentar el turismo’ www.elnuevodia.com/opinion/las-...
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Opinión | Un cuento para fomentar el turismo
El proyecto Esencia le plantea una pregunta fundamental al gobierno y a la sociedad puertorriqueña acerca del tipo de desarrollo al que aspiramos, escribe Benjamín Torres Gotay
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David Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
As always,a lot of people are very interested in what people with less power say instead of what those with a lot of power do.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
rokos basilisk except its just future humans looking back and remembering all the creators who worked with ai and then still not to supporting them
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yo todavía no entiendo como Alexander Mogilny no está en el Salón de la Fama de Hockey. 😒
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton y Tim Curry. 😒 De nuevo, el viejo de 80 años equivocado. Estamos en el infierno.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Diarrhea in the lettuce, glass in the popsicles, E. Coli in the berries, screw worms in the beef, salmonella in the chicken & eggs, listeria in everything else. Man I love deregulation. Libertarianism is such a great philosophy.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title is “Cats living together”.
The first panel shows a black cat and orange cat cuddling with their eyes closed. The orange cat says “I love you”. The black cat says “I love you too”.
The second panel zooms in on them. 
The third panel shows the orange cat opening its eyes.
The fourth panel shows the orange cat raising its paw to punch the black cat. It says, “Actually you know what”.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
it's always odd when "you should expose yourself to more diverse ideas" always means a certain kind of conservatism instead of like, Indigenous art, new fusion foods, math paradoxes, or the Dvorak keyboard layout
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Que cosa, un Republicano tratando de quitar la ciudadanía estadounidense a todos nosotros los colonos después del 2027 🤔
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/07/2026
more and more of my time spent in public space is dedicated to the question, "does this room have adequate signage?" the answer is always no
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hay gente que se queja de que nada es como antes, pero yo estoy comiéndome un bacalaito en las fiestas patronales en la plaza y estoy viendo yo creo que las literal mismas machinas en las que me monté yo chiquita, las mismas picas, y mucha de la misma gente. Hasta la misma espera por el bacalaito.
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Esto es universal.
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yo no necesito inteligencia artificial, tengo más que suficiente de la natural 🤷
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Uno trata de vestirse de paciencia, pero no sé como carajo a alguien se le ocurrió defender cerdos ferales. De verdad que eso es de no criar y de nunca ni visitar el campo.
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I have a lot of sympathy for Latin American World Cup fans this year. It can't be easy to choose between the most insufferable European country there is and our former colonizer.
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
No hay razón para hablar mal sólo de los muertos, asegúrate de hablar pestes de los vivos también 😊👍
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hay muchas cosas peores que pitiyanquis MAGA pero fó
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Exfiscal Julia Díaz-Rex sustituiría a Stephen Muldrow como jefe de la fiscalía federal de San Juan
La evaluación de su candidatura habría provocado la abrupta renuncia
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
En el Puerto Rico Nuevo, nuestro Ministerio de Alimentos no permitirá ingredientes secretos. 🙄 De verdad que uno se pone a leer sobre las barbaridades de las leyes pendejas gracias a los cabilderos comprando congresistas yanquis y queda uno de una pieza.
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A veces es extraño buscar información y darse cuenta que uno se ha convertido en un experto de larga experiencia en el tema y la razón que la información que buscas no aparece es que solo tu juicio te puede guiar ahora 🤔 (Esto es sobre orquídeas y atrapar gatos realengos, nada profundo, porsiaca)
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
At a certain point the Supreme Court dissent opinions start reminding me of how much liberals love a revolutionary movement as long as it failed and all the revolutionaries are dead
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Mel Brooks llegó a los 100 años también 🤔 tiene que ser para confundirnos. De verdad que me alegra e inspira.
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Space Balls Hello
Alt: Mel Brooks giving the "Spaceballs Hello" which resembles the crude gesture of jamming his fist up while holding onto his elbow, then waving delicately
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Alan Greenspan vivió a los 100 también, como Kissinger, los buenos cabrones. Así que prepárense, aquel otro cabrón que todo el mundo quisiera se fuera ya va a durar dos décadas más.
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Ponce (y Adjuntas ... y el resto de Puerto Rico también) Tranvías, albergues, y árboles. Tal vez debería cambiar mi respuesta por dos dedos de frente.
Foto en blanco y negro de la Calle Mayor en Ponce con un tranvía
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President Vermin Supreme @verminsupreme.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Wishing you and yours a safe and happy pride month all year long.
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
alt.tv.x-files, and it's not even close
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 12/06/2026
A society with one trillionaire and millions of people in poverty is something to be deeply ashamed of, actually
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David Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
AI is not real, so it is definitely not inevitable.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I am no traffic engineer, but I think we should simply design roads that make drivers nervous and scared so they slow the fuck down. We shouldn't want drivers to feel comfortable.
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
8 years ago, everything felt right in the world
Nicklas Bäckström holding up the Stanley Cup skating next to Alexander Ovechkin
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Jay Hightman @jay.hightman.org · 07/06/2026
Donald Trump and his gas, oil and coal producing buddies do not believe in climate change, so why would one need sensors to monitor the worlds oceans? COVID cases go down when you don't test for them!
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Trump dismantles critical ocean-floor observation network
In line with Project 2025, over 900 deep-sea sensors are being removed from the ocean floor, cutting off data used to track climate change
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 07/06/2026
Practical complexity is not the same thing as moral ambiguity. The moral course of action being extremely difficult or even impracticable doesn't reduce its moral imperative. Sometimes the right thing to do is just...really hard.
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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 05/06/2026
i was not prepared for how much of adulthood is trying to decide what to eat
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Las maravillas de las utilidades privadas 🙃
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/06/2026
all lived experiences are valid except the guy who said he likes windows 11. that specific guy is full of shit
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
All cheese is so good. Blessed are the cheesemakers.
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I wish my ancestors had been literate, I bet they got up to some stupid bullshit too I'll never know.
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Esto aplica tanto a nuestra pobre UPR, excepto por la parte de todos los recursos habidos. Quebra, jodi'a, la UPR puede decir, "Yo cree la clase profesional de este pueblo y pudiera hacer más si me dejaran." Y por eso la odian los sanguijuelas de la derecha en el liderazgo PNP 🫤
jamelle @jamellebouie.net 

this truly is the thing that makes the united states exceptional, and right wingers hate it so much they want to destroy it

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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social

US universities genuinely are like “welcome to Tennessee Agricultural College in Bumfuck Nowheresville. We invented the modern potato and our facilities include a particle accelerator, nuclear reactor, and TOP500 supercomputer.  Tuition is $12,000 for instate students and we have 40,000 of them”

12:13 PM May 14, 2026
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