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Rita Despierta

@ritadespierta.bsky.social
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¡Coño! ¡Despierta, Boricua! 🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈 De Adjuntas y Ponce Independentista con la fe de los conversos. Anti-AI, porque hasta eso hay que decir hoy en día. #MuerteAlCarro #WarOnCars #Luddites

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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I hate that the answer to everything really is taking away rich people's money so they don't have it to spend on stupid shit.
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Love the energy, the plan for FEMA is bad, better to combine the rest of the plan with the legislation to make FEMA a cabinet level agency on its own.
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Once you go down the Wikipedia rabbit hole, Obama isn't out of place at all, tbh. Martin Luther King Jr. and Malala are real outliers among the laureates. Otherwise, he's just on a list with Gore, Carter, Kissinger, Woodrow Wilson, and Teddy Roosevelt, which, sure 🤷
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
... Wounded. 🫤
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm saving this, got a feeling it's going to get a lot of use
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They make you scan your ID on the app too, a thing I went to the store to avoid, god, Ihate everything now
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm so grateful that Lenin was the one that caught on in my corner of Latin American, really gives some perspective
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Teaching critical thinking, curiosity, empathy, compassion, and emotional self-regulation is possible and it should be an explicit goal of education. But we can't get people to agree that all children deserve an education at all, so it's an uphill battle
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AI bros are never beating the allegations
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Half-assed apology though 😑 , I had previously assumed those bastards were long dead
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤔 I personally wouldn't taunt the population known around the world for their guns and tank-like cars with that kind of talk, but I suppose he's feeling confident.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🥹
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He and Gavin are leading for the absolute worst the party has to offer in the primaries, a very competitive race
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had an elderly male cat I wish I were still cleaning up after, and I used a Hoover CleanSlate XL precisely because I tried my sister's Bissell and I found it inadequate.
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think that's mostly because Chinese EVs aren't available in the US market, they'd crush the competition real fast
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We need a 'wtf to do about stroads' graphic
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Even if you could magically pick the right 27%, it wouldn't work. You need to force 100% of all residents to vote and have them proportionally represented. Would still have 27% of irredeemable assholes represented but they'd always be in the minority.
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*deleted* ahh, I see
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Clint Eastwood as Gutless Man Miko
Alt: Gutless Man
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is this Massachusetts bar discourse bleed-over?
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Never fucking trust the spiritual heir to Elvis (derogatory), I guess
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most effective Republican governor right now 🤷
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
W. E. B. Du Bois called them copperheads in 1928. Some people just can't be told what they don't already know 🤷
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does Ms Rachel have an exploratory committee we should know about?
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rod Blagojevich would make a better president than Gavin Newsom.
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It unfortunately works, as we can see here
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They sound like they have a bullshit job that doesn't need to be done 🫤
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Antichrist uber fan should never be off the hook for any of the shit he's done, including murdering his side piece (allegedly) and I think anyone who contemplates making peace with him should be regarded as an ally to fascism.
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This, and this DA can't even be bothered to do his own bare minimum, hate to say typical, but it is
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He didn't even interview her, merely relied on a campus police report, it sounds like he's complicit with the university. And he would be, the big employer in that town, "let's not give Cornell a bad reputation they handled it"
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's like "yeah, you're being fucked over, my guy, you're just completely wrong about who is doing it and how", not exactly validating feelings
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Apparently the extra 30 seconds of just taking their word for it really adds up🤷
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The lawyer is described as young later in the thread, so I'll take "major local lawyer" with a grain of salt. I will take the brother is a violent asshole so fuck him as a reason though. Lawyers are still very much people.
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They could've been all "don't let your musical tastes get frozen at 32, good music you might like keeps being made even as you age", which would've been completely valid, but they didn't even say that.
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They're so adorable at that age
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have a vague notion that established party leadership is vaguely hostile to the two big Latino groups aligned with the Democrats (Mexican and Puerto Rican origin) because they keep often choose left challengers when left to their own devices (eg. Bernie, AOC) and they have nowhere to go
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ask the straights, dear
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good to know, feeling even better about my pick here then
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
On the one hand, Washington is probably carrying communicable diseases that would kill me. On the other hand, OJ Simpson makes very poor choices. I guess I'll take the smallpox, he seems like he might be able to figure out how to get out of the woods by finding the river or something 🤔
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Elite impunity is a cancer and USA might just be terminal.
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And it doesn't stop being true when you get out of your car. We would all be so much better off if we didn't have to pay for gas and repairs, could read during our commutes, and not have to stress out ever again over the other assholes on the road.
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's just so wild to me, as someone who is mostly a driver but would like to be a pedestrian and tram commuter, that drivers are sensitive about criticism. Drivers suck and driving ducks. It's obviously true when you're fuming in your stupid car in traffic while some dick drives on the safety lane.
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ay por favor, ya esta mierda cansa tanto
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not really. But we've been pretty pessimistic around here for a while 🤷 I hope 2020 is still rotting in hell though
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🫤 I know you're right, but still
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
... How do these Congress people have all this free time? Don't they have to work sometime?
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ay Jehova, de verdad que nadie aprende en este país
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Rita Despierta @ritadespierta.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Everything costs twice as much because Trump started a stupid tariff war and a stupid real war in Iran. Republicans won't stop him. Vote for me, and we will stop both of these dumb wars! Wars and taxes are Congress' job." (I will never be able to make a cushy living as a political consultant 🫤)
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