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Ristray

@ristray.bsky.social
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Terrible at social media, sometimes does things. Creating Youtube gaming content just like everyone else! www.youtube.com/@RistrayPlays Enthusiasticly married to @camac.bsky.social

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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 18h
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voic e.
Me:| can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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Bernoid @bernoid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Twig Parachute everywhere after the rain. Marasmiellus ramealis. #FungiFriends
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Ristray @ristray.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(I wont)
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Ristray @ristray.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People really have an easier time killing the innocent then they do the guilty.
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 06/10/2026
The Psychonauts agent felt queasy after taking on his most daring operation yet. paletteswap.site/dif...
HEADLINE: Raz Nauseated After Diving Into the Mind of Guy Who Swears AI Movies Are the Future.
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Brandon Miracle @brandon.gvg.io · 05/10/2026
Remember when King Neptune AI slopped his hundreds of awful burgers in seconds and SpongeBob painstakingly made one delicious burger by hand
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Ristray @ristray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This cultural mental illness is becoming too fucking much.
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
COMIC: Sleepy
PANEL 1: OSO, a fawn pug, lays on green grass, eyes barely open.
TEXT: Sleepy from a walk.

PANEL 2: OSO lays on the ground in front of a sofa.
TEXT: Sleepy from not walking.

PANEL 3: OSO lays on grass by a bush, eyes barely open.
TEXT: Sleepy because they just slept for hours.

PANEL 4: OSO lies in a his purple dog bed.
TEXT: Sleepy because it’s been hours since they slept.

PANEL 5: OSO lays on his side, legs out, on a rug.
TEXT: Sleepy because they ate a massive meal.

PANEL 6: OSO lays on the floor, legs out.
TEXT: Sleepy because they ate a tiny snack.

PANEL 7: OSO dashes across the panel, eyes wide and dilated, a lamp being knocked as he flies by. The background is bright green to blue, the text is bright pink and yellow.
TEXT: FIVE-MINUTE WINDOW OF ZOOMIES

PANEL 8: Black text on white background: Dogs contain multitudes.

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Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
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Awkward Zombie @awkwardzombie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#awkwardzombie #1000: The Big 1000 www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/the-bi...
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Trusty! 🐍 @trustyalt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lets rocking with mama 💕
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Ristray @ristray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol you goof.
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
‘Be very angry about how the world is being fucked.’ King Guillermo, I adore you. 👑♥️ [Not my video! Saw on Reddit!]
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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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The Illustrations of Caitlin Abele @ladyholmes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I miss blockbuster/video rental stores…
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Ristray @ristray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TIL funeral homes tend to be empty unless they actually have a funeral going on. Visited three of them and had to call the number given at all three to leave a message about wanting to see if they had any job or volunteer opportunities. Did it the old fashion way. Now to see if I get anything back.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Ristray @ristray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mom's using AI to ask how to better write my resume and now I feel gross. 😑
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Amethyst Mare - COMMISSIONS OPEN 🏳️‍🌈➡️ Furcation @amethystmare.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Furry is political. Art is political. Writing is political. LGBTQ+ is political. Expression is political. Existence is political.
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Ristray @ristray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On the plus side, if I ever find the headphones we used to have I can now use the headphone jack!
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Ristray @ristray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guess I applied enough acetone onto the button to get it to unstick enough to let the phone finally boot up correctly. Still half hiding but as long as it works, I don't care. Now my phone gets to rawdog life without a case.
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specter @ out of the blender @specterthieving.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Ristray @ristray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Have only really used that when Jingle Jam comes around.
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Ristray @ristray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nah, remember that they're poisoning all of our veggies. There isn't a single foodie group not getting fucked by this administration.
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Ristray @ristray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I might have never shattered a phone screen ever but I am the dumbass who just glued their power button depressed. God damnit.
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Thank you Garfield.
A drawing of a plush Garfield. It's surrounded by hearts. Text reads: "I don't like Mondays - but I love you".
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 27/09/2026
james sunderland, master of first impressions
silent hill 2 comic
Maria: "My name is Maria. I-"
she looks down in surprise and concern
James stands there with brown substance on his arm
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ghost catcher jd 🪦 @softmossdog.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
I made a comic.
Four panels. Panel 1: pile of clothes on chair, pile of clothes on floor, pile of hangers on floor. Text: I'll do better tomorrow. Panel 2: toothbrush in a cup, flosser next to it, I can do it! brush my teeth chart with stars on Monday AM, Wednesday PM, Saturday AM. More stars by chart. Text: I'll do better tomorrow. Panel 3: open laptop says sent job applications: 0. Text: I'll do better tomorrow. Panel 4: crying eyes looking into identical crying eyes in mirror. Text: I'll do better tomorrow
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camac @camac.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just a reminder to temper those feelings of instant judgement and negativity that the internet is SO good at breeding inside of us all. Not even just for the feelings of a random stranger you'll never meet, but for your own mental health and the effect of such negativity can have on ourselves.
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chuck 🐦💐 @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
nobody has to get hurt 🐦🐔🐧
a drawing of a pigeon holding a gun, with a ted glove on its head like feathers mcgraw from wallace and gromit. it says "hand over all your crumbs"
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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 25/09/2026
Wheel of Fortune: nightmare difficulty setting
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Ristray @ristray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Should we be less trashy?" "No, it's the rats who are wrong."
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Fitswolf @fitswolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meowth Expressions 🐱 #pokemon #animation #meowth
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Feeding the birds
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Ristray @ristray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not being able to watch anything new while high is pretty terrible actually. It seems to affect both videos and social media posts. Guess I'll just watch what's already in my youtube history. 🫠
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Ristray @ristray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We have a smart tv because it was stupid cheap but we'll never connect it to the Wi-Fi so it's still dumb. We don't have any other smart stuff. Just not needed. 🤷‍♀️
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 24/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "I miss the days when bullshit was funny"
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Ristray @ristray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They had ONE JOB.
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
1/2
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Ristray @ristray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make sure you have bread and milk! (Does Mass also use this storm prep meme?)
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ZeTrystan @zetrystan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Size inclusive royalty.
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME
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Ristray @ristray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of our potatoes looked vaguely familiar. 🤔
A potato with a butt.A toad with a butt.
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Ristray @ristray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The best guy!
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Ristray @ristray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oops, all AI.
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Awkward Zombie @awkwardzombie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#awkwardzombie #998: Clean Streak (Splatoon Raiders) www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/clean-...
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can confirm ;-;
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