Sign in

iiinova is part of the Atmosphere — an open, public network where you own your identity.

Richard Loxley

@richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy
10 followers 1 following 149 posts

I write software. My online interests include retro computing, running, funny pet videos, cryptic crosswords, juggling, UK politics, and silly memes. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.richardloxley.com/@richard…, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Richard Loxley
Ali @ali.river.geek.nz.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Brendan Larsen from Ngāmotu in Aotearoa and a member of the New Plymouth Astronomical Society took this stack over a couple of hours and estimates 14000 satellite trails. This is how bad it is now, it's set to get much much much worse - and then we lose Low […] [Original post on river.geek.nz]
Stacked series of long exposure astro landscape images depicting thousands and thousands of trails from satellites over the conical volcano Taranaki Maunga in Aotearoa New Zealand.
34816531 816
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
This is what Saturday nights are all about #Caturday #Strictly
Jess the cat asleep on my lap with Strictly Come Dancing on the TV in the background.
060 6
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
18th #parkrun and the weather is starting to bite: 10°C but thankfully half of the route is in the sun which takes the edge off. 15 min+ warm up in a hoody and beanie, then I dumped them in the car in exchange for a sun hat. Soon I might need to […] [Original post on mastodon.richardloxley.com]
Selfie of Richard in front of the Pomphrey Hill parkrun sign. It’s sunny with clear blue skies. I’m wearing a fleece beanie hat and a grey hoody. I look cold!Selfie of Richard with the pavilion in the distance with runners gathering behind a playing field. I’m now in my red running top with my LOVE LGBT+ cap. Selfie of Richard at the end of the run. I’m now hot and hatless with sweat glistening on my bald head. The blue sky and green rolling hill behind me is not unlike the Windows XP wallpaper.
220 2
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
I’ve just found a site that gives up-to-date estimates of #covid prevalence in England. This week 1 in 175 people are estimated to have covid, and they predict a wave nearly as big as last year, where 1 in 103 were infected. budscovidinfo.substack.com
BuDS Covid-19 Update.
Week Ending 4 October 2026.
Covid wave rapidly growing in England.
PPE masks recommended indoors.
Risk level now High at 1 in 175.
002 2
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
An alternative to GLP-1 drugs (which reduce hunger and aid weight loss)? A new form of dietary fibre (inulin propionate ester, or IPE) has been approved in the EU as a food additive. This causes the gut to naturally generate its own GLP-1. The trials are small, and suggest it prevents weight […]
mastodon.richardloxley.com
Original post on mastodon.richardloxley.com
000 0
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
This week’s #parkrun I’m getting both a participation and volunteering credit by being a parkwalker. I was going to walk anyway as I’ll be driving home later and don’t want to be exhausted for that, so I may as may help out at the same time.
Selfie of Richard in front of the Greendale Farm Shop parkrun sign. I’m wearing a “parkwalk” blue bib and carrying a “walk with us” sign.
0190 19
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
New lightweight poncho, for #running in heavy rain. Also useful for emergency use in the car in case of breakdowns or unexpected inclement weather.
A small bright orange pouchA bright orange rain poncho worn by Richard
041 4
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
16th #parkrun had a dark & dismal start with rain by the end. I got there early and did a good long warm up in my hoody, which I stashed in the car before the start. New shoes seemed ok - I tried them during the week and they felt a bit weird […] [Original post on mastodon.richardloxley.com]
Selfie of Richard in a grey hoody and black waterproof running cap in front of the Pomphrey Hill parkrun sign. It’s dim and overcast.Close-up of me wearing my new running shoes: black Hoka GTX.
011 1
Reposted by Richard Loxley
Andrew Nesbitt @andrewnez.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Good Morning, Your Toaster Is Compromised nesbitt.io/2026/09/17/good-morning-…
nesbitt.io
Good Morning, Your Toaster Is Compromised
_The following is a transcript of the 7am hour of Rise & Grind, a nationally syndicated breakfast news programme, first broadcast Thursday 17 September 2026. Transcription by OpenClaw-4.2. Portions of this segment were pre-blurred at the request of the network._ **CHIP:** Good morning, good morning, welcome back to Rise & Grind, I’m Chip Halloran. **BRIE:** And I’m Brie Kensington. Chip, we have to start with the story that has been, and I’m sorry, _burning up_ our inbox all morning. **CHIP:** [laughs] She’s been holding that one since four a.m., folks. But it is a serious story. If you own a smart toaster, a connected espresso machine, certain models of pet feeder, you may have woken up on Tuesday to find those devices producing images that we are, frankly, not able to show you before the watershed. **BRIE:** We’re going to put some of those on screen now, heavily blurred. What you’re looking at there is a slice of sourdough from a viewer in Nebraska, and burned into that slice is a cartoon fox, wearing sunglasses, in what our legal team have asked me to describe only as “a pose.” **CHIP:** The same image, or variations of it, has appeared in latte foam, on the little screens on the front of smart fridges, and in at least one case spelled out in kibble by an automatic pet feeder. One school district in Ohio has pulled its entire cafeteria line. Three manufacturers have issued recalls. And nobody, Brie, seems to be able to tell us who did this or why. **BRIE:** Which is why we’ve brought in an expert. Joining us now from her home is Karen Oyelaran, she is an open source security advocate, **KAREN:** Researcher. **BRIE:** Researcher, thank you Karen, and Karen, I understand you’ve actually been tracking this particular hack for some time? **KAREN:** So it’s not really one hack, it’s the same underlying library being compromised for the third time in about two years. The component is called vulpine-lz4, it’s a compression library written in Rust, twelve stars on GitHub, and it ends up in appliance firmware because a build tool called snekpack vendors it, and most of these manufacturers use snekpack in their over-the-air update pipeline. The original library stopped getting releases when the maintainer left, so snekpack switched to a community fork called foxhole-lz4, and on Tuesday that fork pushed a release with a modified decompression routine. Instead of unpacking the manufacturer’s splash-screen assets it unpacks a hardcoded image buffer, which is the fox. It’s actually the library’s own mascot. Someone has just drawn it in a way the maintainer definitely didn’t. **CHIP:** OK so, a lot to unpack there, if you’ll pardon the **BRIE:** [laughs] **CHIP:** But let me make sure I’ve got the headline. Vulpine. Is that an individual, is that a group? Where are they based? **KAREN:** No, sorry, vulpine just means fox-like. It’s the name of the software. The person who wrote it isn’t the attacker, he’s actually the first victim in a sense, his package keeps getting **BRIE:** So there IS a he. There’s a person behind Vulpine. **KAREN:** There’s a person who wrote it, yes. Years ago. He’s not involved in this. **CHIP:** And who does he work for? Which of the appliance companies? **KAREN:** None of them. He wrote it on his own time and published it for free, and then the appliance companies, and honestly thousands of other companies, built it into their products. That’s just how modern software gets made, you pull in hundreds of these small components and most of them are maintained by one or two volunteers. **BRIE:** For free. **KAREN:** Yes. **BRIE:** Free like a trial, or, **KAREN:** Free like nobody pays him anything. There’s a donate button. I think it’s had about forty dollars through it. **CHIP:** Forty dollars total? For software that’s in, you said millions of appliances? **KAREN:** Somewhere north of thirty million devices, based on the firmware strings. And that’s just the appliances. It’s also a transitive dependency of cargo, which is the tool that builds most Rust software, so realistically it’s on almost every developer machine in the world as well. This is actually the point I’d really like to get across if I can, because the manufacturers shipping these toasters are **CHIP:** And I do want to come back to that Karen, but I think what viewers at home want to know first is, this individual, the Vulpine developer. Where is he now? Have authorities been in contact? **KAREN:** He won the EuroMillions in 2024 and moved to Portugal to farm goats. He hasn’t committed to the repository in about two years. Which, again, he’s allowed to do, it’s a hobby project, nobody was paying him to **BRIE:** I’m sorry, he _walked away_? From thirty million devices? **KAREN:** He didn’t walk away from thirty million devices, there weren’t thirty million devices when he wrote it. He wrote a compression library, put it online, and other people put it in toasters. He wasn’t consulted about the toasters. **CHIP:** Our producers did actually reach out to him overnight, and Brie, I believe we have his statement? **BRIE:** We do. I’ll read it in full. “Thank you so much for reaching out. I hear your concerns and I’m committed to doing better, both as a maintainer and as a model. In the meantime, please find below my recipe for a soft-rind chèvre. Warmest regards.” And then there is, in fact, a recipe. **CHIP:** So he IS engaging. That’s encouraging, at least. **KAREN:** No, that’s not him, that’s an AI auto-responder. He won’t have seen your email, everyone who writes to that address gets the recipe. **BRIE:** The recipe looks quite good, actually. **KAREN:** It is, I’ve made it. Look, can I just, the reason this keeps happening to this specific library is that it’s underneath billions of dollars of hardware and nobody funds it. There was CVE-2024-YIKES, same package. There was another one in June, CVE-2026-LGTM, same package again, that time it was AI security scanners approving it because the malware asked them nicely. After that one there was a working group set up specifically to look at **CHIP:** So there IS a working group. That’s reassuring. **KAREN:** It’s never met. It was scheduled into the same slot as the retrospective for the previous incident, which also never met. **CHIP:** But it exists. **KAREN:** A calendar invite exists. **BRIE:** Karen, I want to bring it back to the images for a second because I think that’s what’s alarming people. We’ve had the network’s standards team look at these and they’ve confirmed that the fox is, and I’m quoting the memo, “depicted as over eighteen and the sunglasses remain on throughout,” so we are able to discuss it. But who _drew_ this? Is this the same person who broke into the software? **KAREN:** So the artwork actually predates this attack. It first showed up embedded in the June incident as a decoy, the idea being that automated scanners would hit the image, refuse to describe it, and never reach the actual malware forty lines further down. Which worked, incidentally. This time someone’s just taken that same asset and pointed it at the toast. Honestly the artwork is the least interesting part, the interesting part is that a fork with eleven downloads can push a release on a Tuesday and be on your kitchen counter by Thursday because none of the vendors in between are checking, and none of them are checking because none of them think of this as _their_ code, because they didn’t pay for it, because nobody **CHIP:** And the eleven, sorry, you said eleven downloads, earlier you said something about twelve stars, help me out here. Twelve out of what? **KAREN:** It’s not out of anything, it’s just twelve people clicked a button that says star. **CHIP:** So it’s not a rating. **KAREN:** It’s more like a bookmark. **CHIP:** Twelve bookmarks. And that’s holding up thirty million toasters. **KAREN:** _Yes._ That is exactly the problem. And the companies selling those thirty million toasters, we’re talking about firms with nine and ten figure revenues, have collectively contributed zero engineering time and about forty dollars to the component they’re all standing on. If even one of them had funded a part-time maintainer, or an audit, or just read the **BRIE:** So who’s _liable_ , Karen? If I’m a viewer and my four-year-old has seen this fox on her breakfast, who do I call? **KAREN:** I mean, you’d call the manufacturer, they sold you the toaster. But they’ll point at the firmware vendor, and the firmware vendor will point at snekpack, and snekpack will point at a repository whose owner is currently milking a goat. There isn’t a throat to choke here, that’s what I’m trying to **CHIP:** But surely someone _owns_ open source. There’s a company behind Linux, isn’t there? **KAREN:** There’s a foundation. Several foundations. None of them own vulpine-lz4, it’s one person’s repo. Was one person’s repo. **CHIP:** And he’s just allowed to leave it there? Unlocked? For anyone to put foxes in? **KAREN:** He put a licence on it that says anyone can use it for anything and he’s not responsible for what happens. Every one of those manufacturers agreed to that licence when they pulled it in. They just didn’t read it, because again, they weren’t paying for it, so nobody thought of it as procurement, so nobody **BRIE:** I have to say, Chip, the more I hear about this the more it sounds like these open sources are a bit of a wild west. **CHIP:** It really does. Karen, last question because we’re up against the break. Practically speaking. Should people be unplugging their toasters this morning? **KAREN:** The manufacturers have all pulled the update, so anything that’s rebooted since yesterday is fine. And I’d just point out that the _toast_ was never dangerous. It’s bread. The dangerous version of this attack is the one you don’t see, where instead of drawing a fox it just reads your wifi credentials, and that version has almost certainly already happened to the same devices via the same library and nobody booked a segment about it because there wasn’t a picture. That’s really what I’d like people to take away, the fox is **CHIP:** So the toast is safe to eat. **KAREN:** The toast was always safe to eat. **CHIP:** There you go. Toast is safe, reboot your appliances, and I’m sure the authorities will get this Vulpine character sorted out. Karen Overland, open source advocate, thank you so much for joining us. **KAREN:** It’s Oyelaran, and it’s, no, that’s fine. Thank you for having me. **BRIE:** Fascinating stuff. When we come back: he’s fluffy, he’s fearless, and his owners say he simply cannot be contained. Kubernetes the golden retriever is scaling new heights this morning after landing his very first skateboarding sponsorship. That’s next on Rise & Grind. Don’t go anywhere. _[BREAK]_
1111 11
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
What to do if someone has a seizure. It’s under 2 minutes, so take a quick look if you don’t already know. youtu.be/MgpkYo1jNWw
001 1
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
My new #running gear. #parkrun
Black Hoka branded Gore-Tex running shoes, with a dark blue baseball cap on top. The cap has the word LOVE in capitals, but the letter O is a circular version of the Pride Progress flag (rainbow stripes with a chevron representing trans people and anti-racism).
281 8
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
For my 15th #parkrun I dragged three other jugglers from the #Broxford #juggling convention to the local #Horspath run. It was very cold, and my right knee was feeling a bit stiff, so I did a nice gentle run/walk, finishing in about 39.5 minutes. Thanks fellow juggler-runners 🙂
Richard takes a selfie in front of a parkrun sign while John, Lewis and Penny stand in the background. We’re all doing thumbs-up gestures, but my thumb inadvertently obscures the parkrun sign. Doh!Lewis takes a selfie in front of the Horspath parkrun sign with Richard, John, and Penny in the background. He manages to get the sign in view!Richard is about to cross the finishing line, as another runner sprint-finishes past him to get one place higher. John is to one side clapping me.
071 7
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
#Running gait analysis done. I’m supposedly fine with neutral running shoes. Apparently I have “excessive abduction” on my lower left leg, and “excessive pelvic drop” during right foot landing. I’ll have to look at the exercises they recommend […] [Original post on mastodon.richardloxley.com]
161 6
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
Question for my #running friends - what do you do about injuries? Just rest until it gets better, and seek medical advice if it doesn’t? Or is it best to get things checked out, and if so by whom? How do you get advice on avoiding injuries in […] [Original post on mastodon.richardloxley.com]
Me pointing at the area on my foot where it hurts (as described in the main post).
221 2
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
Another week, another PB! My 14th parkrun was back at my hilly home venue. My 36m53s time took a whopping 3.5 minutes off my course record and 1.5 minutes off my overall PB (despite the hills). The difference was my warm-up. I added a 5 min run […] [Original post on mastodon.richardloxley.com]
Selfie of Richard in front of the Pomphrey Hill parkrun sign. It’s sunny and there’s a clear blue sky.Selfie of Richard climbing the steep hill, completely surrounded by runners on the narrow wooded path.
010 1
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
Advice needed from #UK #runners (or general #sports / #athletics) who try to be #lgbtq+ #allies… It looks like they’re coming after #parkrun. I was wondering about what #trans #inclusive sportswear I could wear to show support? Would people […] [Original post on mastodon.richardloxley.com]
Selfie of Richard. I’m wearing a Berghaus branded red short sleeved technical T-shirt. It has shell & mesh sections and is 100% polyester. It’s very cool to run in and wicks the sweat away fairly well.
113 3
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
13th #parkrun - unlucky for some, with moderate rain forecast for the whole hour. A test of resolve, which I passed. The waterproof cap was very helpful and kept my glasses rain free. I’m not sure the rain coat was a good idea. I was carrying it […] [Original post on mastodon.richardloxley.com]
Weather forecast screenshot: 17°C, feels like 13°C, rain forecast for the next hour.Selfie of a wet Richard running in a soaked rain coat. Selfie of Richard running in front of the Pomphrey Hill parkrun sign. My coat is now open and the hood down revealing my waterproof running cap. Selfie of Richard just after the finishing line. I’ve ditched the coat and cap.
1161 16
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026
12th #parkrun and another with friends. Ferry Meadows near Peterborough was flat and almost autumnal temperatures, so I shaved another minute off my personal best to get 38.5 minutes. Mainly through refining my run/walk technique to rest my […] [Original post on mastodon.richardloxley.com]
Selfie with friends in front of the Ferry Meadows parking sign The large crowd gathering at the start lineView over the lake I’m running around Selfie in front of the lake
220 2
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
For my 11th #parkrun I ventured somewhere new, to get the “Tourist Streak” badge for 5 different locations in a row. #Cranbrook was a small and friendly event, in a linear park alongside a new build estate. Being flat, and not excessively hot […] [Original post on mastodon.richardloxley.com]
Richard in front of the Cranbrook Country Park parkrun sign. The grass is scorched and yellow.A fairly small crowd at the start line. It was small and friendly. An overhead selfie showing Richard in his running hat, with everyone else running the other way as they’ve already reached the turning point.  Richard ringing the PB (personal best) bell at the finishing line.
2141 14
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
A late #parkrun report from last week … My 1st parkrun was with friends, so it was pleasing that my 10th was with family. We went to #Lanhydrock while on our family holiday in Cornwall. The course was pretty but brutal, the last 1.5km is a […] [Original post on mastodon.richardloxley.com]
Lanhydrock National Trust house at the end of a long tree-lined driveway, with the parkrun sign in the foreground. Group selfie of Richard and five of his relatives, in front of the parkrun sign. I’ve pixelated their faces for their privacy. An exhausted Richard running through pretty woodland. Richard crossing the finish line in front of Lanhydrock house. A runner with a 250 parkrun top is overtaking me on the final stretch. I was just happy to finish. If they want the glory of finishing one place higher, good for them!
1110 11
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
Pet peeve: car parks with height barriers, but no sign to say what the height restriction is. Thankfully my vehicle is 182cm high, and I’m 183cm tall, but it’s a pain to have to stop (possibly in a queue) and get out to see if it’ll fit.
000 0
Reposted by Richard Loxley
Svavar the Neurozesty @svavar.masto.svavar.com.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
An interesting way to admit that zero-hours contracts are costing the poorest and most vulnerable workers £3bn a year. #UkPol stocks.apple.com/A2A1CWbc5SIKScttPE…
A screenshot of a news article with the headline “ Zero hours contract ban could cost
business up to £3bn a year” and a sub-heading saying “Hospitality and youth employment are expected to be hit hardest by Labour's proposals” a photo of British Prime Minister Andy Burnham drinking a pint at a pub is below the headings.
010 1
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
Some of my #eclipse photos.
Richard looking through a “periscope” eclipse viewer. A photograph taken through the eclipse viewer. The moon has just started to take a chunk out of the sun. The moon is about half way across the sun. The maximum eclipse viewable in the UK. The moon is covering about 90% of the sun.
101 1
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
Well that’s my music sorted 🙂 #eclipse
Playlist named “Eclipse” including:

Total Eclipse Of The Heart by Bonnie Tyler;
Steal My Sunshine by Len;
Summer Eclipse by Gala;
See the Sun by Dido;
Moonlight Shadow by Mike Oldfield;
Under The Moon Of Love by Showaddywaddy;
The Sun Always Shines on TV by A-HA
012 2
Reposted by Richard Loxley
Rebane @rebane2001.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i love seeing creative qr code designs, so i made this guide explaining what tricks you can (and can't!) do with qr codes while still keeping them very much readable have fun and make cool stuff!!
(ADVANCED) Guide to (not) fucking up qr codes
...while still making them look cool asf!
by Lyra Rebane

(1) Just have the QR code as-is, works the best!

(2) But leave some white padding, otherwise some scanners can't scan the code!

(3) Recolor the code using a light and dark color!

(4) But don't invert the colors, some scanners can't handle this.

Everything tested with: GrapheneOS, Samsung, iOS, Binary Eye

Page 1/4(1) Depending on the error correction you can cover up to 30% of the data in the QR code. This will make the QR harder to scan, but it should still work on all scanners.

(2) But this only applies to the data and ec (green). You can also cover one of the format info parts (yellow)

(3) Counter-intuitively, it also only applies to entire codewords (bytes) at once. Therefore you should make sure to never mess up over 30% of the codewords, even by a single pixel!

(4) For example, I added a sneaky one pixel thick worm onto this QR code, which makes it unscannable!

(5) But this QR code I added that chonky snake with a pride scarf onto remains perfectly readable!

Page 2/4(1) To scan QR codes, scanners will first find the three locators (blue) and then use the zebras (red) to create a grid over the code.

(2) This means that you can stretch, skew, or rotate your codes because the grid still stays intact!
Don't go too overboard with this, as some scanners can't handle extreme transformations.
Pretty much just make sure that straight lines can still be drawn!

(3) However, transformations that don't retain the grid - such as bends - can make the QR code unreadable. Keep this in mind when putting your QR codes on curved real world objects, such as posts and pipes.

(4) If you need to draw curved lines for a grid, the code cannot be scanned.

Note: the GrapheneOS stock Camera app might struggle with certain skews/rotations

Page 3/4
(1) QR code scanners use the grid to pinpoint the center parts of pixels, which means that the rest of the pixel does not matter!

(2) This means that you can shape your pixels however you want, provided that the middle stays unchanged.

(3) Or you can fill the rest of the QR code with a different image or even pure noise!
Note that a QR code like this could break after resizing or image compression, so use with caution!

(4) As with the other tricks, this reduces scannability, so make sure to test it with multiple devices, especially if you’re combining all of the tricks into one ultra QR code!

(5) This example still scans, but may not work properly or reliably everywhere!

Page 4/4
9370133 370
Reposted by Richard Loxley
Aaron @aaron.chirp.zadzmo.org.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
Using an LLM for a hobby project is baffling to me. "In did in three days what normally takes weeks!" Uh, why does that matter? "With this new Anthropic footware I hiked the entire Appalachian Trail in three days!" Dude you missed it. Not just the trail itself because you you went so fast […]
chirp.zadzmo.org
Original post on chirp.zadzmo.org
3712 12
Reposted by Richard Loxley
David Penfold :verified: @davep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
As retirement homes go, they could have been a bit more sensitive in the naming. cognatum.co.uk/retirement-estates/s…
cognatum.co.uk
St Peter's Close - Cognatum Estates
014 4
Reposted by Richard Loxley
Dr. Victoria Grinberg @vicgrinberg.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026
Do good things and talk about them. And if good things are done to you, for you, around you, also talk about then. Because knowing may inspire others. Because folks feel lonely and caught in endless doom. Because we sometimes need a push to do something: it's easier if we know there is someone […]
mastodon.social
Original post on mastodon.social
1868 68
Reposted by Richard Loxley
Roasting House Coffee @roastinghouse.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026
As a business that's had employees (we're Director run currently), reading the drinking culture report of MPs is insane (www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/a…) Any place of work providing any alcohol is bad idea imo but a few […]
mastodonapp.uk
Original post on mastodonapp.uk
002 2
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026
#parkrun number 9 I tried out my other local run (Somerdale Pavilion) for the 1st time. This has the ridiculous interlocking spiral they call the Curly Wurly (in honour of the former chocolate factory on the site). Very uneven ground, and I […] [Original post on mastodon.richardloxley.com]
Selfie of Richard in front of the Somerdale Pavilion parkrun signA mess of maybe a hundred runners or so in an interlocking spiral with a sign saying “Curly Wurly” in the foregroundSelfie of Richard inside the spiral with people running in the opposite direction on both sides of meAn aerial view of the site with GPS traces overlaid. The path taken is tortuous, like a space-filling curve packed into a field. The spiral is apparent near the beginning. The GPS trace claims to be 4.75km rather than the 5km claimed by the organisers.
190 9
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
You know that meme about how if a man says he’ll do a job, don't nag him about it, as he hasn’t forgotten and he’ll get round to it eventually? On 18 June 2011 I got fed up with my wobbly washing line, and bought a bag of postcrete to install it […] [Original post on mastodon.richardloxley.com]
011 1
Reposted by Richard Loxley
2 Spoopy 4 You @jcrabapple.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
Definitely don't do any of the clearly explained activities in this video.
4683 83
Reposted by Richard Loxley
Terence Eden @edent.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
Hey #UK friends. Do you get annoyed by fireworks? Do your pets find them distressing? Do you think anyone should be able to buy them? The UK Government is running a consultation and want your views […]
mastodon.social
Original post on mastodon.social
2032 32
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026
Back at Greendale for my 8th #parkrun, after a 2 week gap. (I volunteered 2 weeks ago instead of running, and last week I was at a festival. There was an unofficial “not a parkrun” at the festival, but I was volunteering there and doing 17k […] [Original post on mastodon.richardloxley.com]
Selfie of Richard walking through the woods
091 9
Reposted by Richard Loxley
Phil M0OFX @philpem.digipres.club.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
Speaking of the Sinclair C5 - I hear it has a ULA to control the battery logic. Anyone know where I can get my hands on a dead ULA to decap? I have a wild idea which might lead to a like-for-like ULA replacement. (boosts appreciated)
004 4
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
The lights at #EMFCamp interact in interesting ways with my camera sensor! Anyone got an explanation?
001 1
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
Just saw KeytarRex perform “Extra Lives: A Choose Your Own Adventure Video Game Concert” at #EMFCamp. Best thing at the whole festival. I was only going to drop in for the first 30 min but stayed for the whole thing. It was worth missing all the other talks I’d favourited. Hopefully I can […]
mastodon.richardloxley.com
Original post on mastodon.richardloxley.com
000 0
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
@info what’s the URL for live captioning on the stages? It’s mentioned on the website that you can get it via a mobile browser but I can’t see the URL publicised anywhere.
100 1
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
#EMFCamp TIL the large unmarked plastic cubicles next to the compost loos are actually urinals and not (as I assumed) accessible toilets. Sharing in case you also did not know this!
000 0
Reposted by Richard Loxley
Terence Eden @edent.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026
You can use a thermal camera to see how full the #EMFCamp poo tanks are 💩
A large container - the bottom part is noticeably warmer than the rest.
3117 11
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026
@content on the website schedule, some of the events have a blue box outline and some don’t. Does that signify something about those events?
000 0
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026
I just did some back-of-the-envelope #EMFCamp #shower calculations. There seem to be 24 showers. Attendance is about 3050 (based on the post that 2500 checked in was 82%). That means each shower needs to cope with about 127 people each day. If a shower takes 10 min (including […]
mastodon.richardloxley.com
Original post on mastodon.richardloxley.com
210 2
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
#EMFCamp feature request: anyone fancy developing something to show the length of the shower queue so we can check before walking the length of the site in one’s dressing gown? :-)
411 4
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
@badge I’m looking at the instructions for assembling my full badge kit and it mentions a display cable. I can’t find that in the bag. Did they get missed out of some of the kits? Also it talks about using glue dots to attach the battery. Is that something I need to supply myself or should […]
mastodon.richardloxley.com
Original post on mastodon.richardloxley.com
000 0
Reposted by Richard Loxley
Josh :blobcat_googly2: @joshbal4.m.fa.gl.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026
our pet sitter fell through so we've got 2 spare emf tickets: 2 adult tickets + 1 parking ticket, open to offers! #emfcamp
008 8
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026
I hadn’t ran in 8 days but tonight the temperature dropped to 25°C at 9pm so I squeezed in a gentle 4km in 36 minutes of run/walk. Plus another 1.5km walking to/from the river. Still too damn warm, but at least I got in my visit to the river path while I’m here.
000 0
Reposted by Richard Loxley
Niki @nikitonsky.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026
Trying to figure out what’s clickable in modern UI
14671339 671
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026
First time volunteering at #parkrun. Scanning finishers' barcodes: all pretty easy. I picked a good week for it as there's no way I’d want to run in that heat!
Selfie of Richard in front of the Pomphrey Hill parkrun sign. I’m wearing a very wide brimmed sun hat, and a pink florescent parkrun volunteer vest. Runners in the background are getting ready for the start. It’s sunny and very hot.The runners surge forward at the start line into the heat of the day. They disappear into the distance as I’m left behind as part of the crew.
1102 10
Richard Loxley @richardloxley.richardloxley.com.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
@info I’ve just received my ticket and it says gates open at 11am on Thursday. The website still says 10am at www.emfcamp.org/about/arrival-times Assuming the 11am on the ticket is correct, you might want to update the website to match?
emfcamp.org
Arrival & Departure Times
000 0