rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 1hwhat the public doesn't know is if the texans get more than 1 positive rushing yards, they all die. its actually an ancient curse. 010
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 1hthe packers look like the monitors color settings are off 100
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 3hthat sequence makes me want to die. possessed by my inner defensive minded hc who just wants 3 points. 200
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 3hI have some kind of Jaguars curse where everyone says theyre awesome and every clip I see is awesome but when I sit down to watch a Jaguars game its always an all time Trevor Goof Show 110
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 17hevery college football coach has a name that sounds like an entirely new language 000
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026im just saying what if the nfc east and the nfc south freaky Friday'ed, bird for bird, bandit guy for bandit guy, etc. etc. 000
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026accepting questions but not criticisms for this is obviously perfect 000
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026critical that everyone is aware that there were multiple years of my life in which I played nothing but dynasty warriors 000
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026its dynasty warriors 3 remastered time and turns out I am in fact worse at this game than I was 20 years ago 110
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026remember godick the grafted? have we considered grafting all the collective ankles from around maryland to lamar jackson 000
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026.epub is an ontologically evil file type, just like .heic 000
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i feel like mike flanagan, king of pop horror ft. belabored psychoanalysis, is the worst person to adapt carrie, one of the most belabored king classics. 000
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026ravens falcons next week may not have a single forward pass 000
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026one thing about the saints is the second you let your guard down juwan johnson will do something 000
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026are any cbs or o-linemen not currently on IR leaguewide 200
Reposted by rian c. johnsonNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026She understood the assignment. 715615
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026a riptide/cord perhaps???????? (or does that remove people i still am not totally clear) 100
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026is bryce young my favorite other-team-qb right now? we're getting very very close 000
Reposted by rian c. johnsonRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026THE JETS HAVE INTERCEPTED A PASS 1239221
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026is nico collins the most load bearing non qb player in the nfl 100
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026if we win this vega ioane deserves every weekly award 100
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026so irrationally hype on whatever bullshit this cardinals team is up to 100
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026as much as im a commies doomer there are positives this season so far primarily that daronte jones has it 100
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026about to gas my commies dad up so hard on The Greek 100
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026one positive thing I can say about the commanders is that treylon burks is shockingly good with them. 100
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026also has any media franchise of the 21st century had as much of a potent and clear cultural influence as silent hill 000
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026finally watched backrooms. cant help but wonder if baudrillard would be happy to be simulacra'd. maybe thats how you know you've made it. 110
Reposted by rian c. johnsonBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/10/2026All football games are played between two war criminals with their fate decided by a kicker named Boris Zormz 426022
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026overtime in this game would be an actual warcrime 000
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026mother mary was solid. probably the most ive liked a non-green knight David Lowery movie. feels like an inverse neon demon in some ways. 000
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026never thought videogame studies and football would intersect in exactly this way but here we go 000
Reposted by rian c. johnsonRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It is really remarkable that in a time of historic impasse in Congress, with both houses have been reduced to complete standstills despite a mounting number of political, economic, and ethical crises, both parties have spent months working to pass a bill limiting the pay of college athletes 11647160
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026gotta respect the rob wittman campaigns commitment to Even More Evil Ned Flanders vibes 000
Reposted by rian c. johnsonROMchip: A Journal of Game Histories @romchip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026📣 NEW ROMCHIP PRESENTS 📣 Julien Mailland on his new book Soviet Blocks: The Bizarre Puzzle of How Tetris Embraced Western Values 🖥️☭⚒️🧩 TUESDAY October 6 @ 7PM. LIVE on Twitch. More info here: www.tickettailor.com/events/romch... 084
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026golden age sci fi guys thought science was gonna break the concept of linear time but it was actually nfl football 000
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026if the Broncos refuse to play offense in the first 3 quarters I just dont think they should be on primetime 010
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026jj watt and jim nantz were so annoying today that not only did I miss romo but I am enjoying collinsworth 200
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the Washington commanders can only win in the shadows. in the darkness. when even my dad has gone downstairs to do something else. 000
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026just saw someone refer to opening pokemon cards as "gambling." 000
Reposted by rian c. johnsonAaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 27/09/2026Once again want to point out that Andre Iosivas' name sounds like Kazuma Kiryu answering the phone in Yakuza 0. 2112
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i for one think its cool nicolas winding refn is exploring the college sports press conference genre 000
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026college football commentary is wild. dudes be like maybe Dante Moore shouldn't have a head if he didnt want it to get smashed into the ground. 0110
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I am being forced to see this again on prime and I need to know if nic cage has ever heard john madden speak 000
rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you may not like it but this is what peak tnf looks like. tnf isn't about josh allen being incredible, its about meltdowns and entirely nonsensical performances. 000