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rian c. johnson

@riancj.bsky.social
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i study weird, boring videogames and fantasy fiction and teach teens media literacy. phd, writer, cat dad, and football nerd. riancjohnson.com has 12% more information about me.

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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 1h
what the public doesn't know is if the texans get more than 1 positive rushing yards, they all die. its actually an ancient curse.
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 1h
the packers look like the monitors color settings are off
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 1h
I would like to reiterate
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 1h
I do not respect either of these teams
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 3h
apocalyptic ball security game
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 3h
that sequence makes me want to die. possessed by my inner defensive minded hc who just wants 3 points.
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 3h
I have some kind of Jaguars curse where everyone says theyre awesome and every clip I see is awesome but when I sit down to watch a Jaguars game its always an all time Trevor Goof Show
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 17h
every college football coach has a name that sounds like an entirely new language
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
im just saying what if the nfc east and the nfc south freaky Friday'ed, bird for bird, bandit guy for bandit guy, etc. etc.
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
accepting questions but not criticisms for this is obviously perfect
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
critical that everyone is aware that there were multiple years of my life in which I played nothing but dynasty warriors
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
its dynasty warriors 3 remastered time and turns out I am in fact worse at this game than I was 20 years ago
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
remember godick the grafted? have we considered grafting all the collective ankles from around maryland to lamar jackson
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
.epub is an ontologically evil file type, just like .heic
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i feel like mike flanagan, king of pop horror ft. belabored psychoanalysis, is the worst person to adapt carrie, one of the most belabored king classics.
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ravens falcons next week may not have a single forward pass
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one thing about the saints is the second you let your guard down juwan johnson will do something
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
are any cbs or o-linemen not currently on IR leaguewide
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She understood the assignment.
Girl with the Green Ribbon
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a riptide/cord perhaps???????? (or does that remove people i still am not totally clear)
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
is bryce young my favorite other-team-qb right now? we're getting very very close
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THE JETS HAVE INTERCEPTED A PASS
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
is nico collins the most load bearing non qb player in the nfl
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if we win this vega ioane deserves every weekly award
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so irrationally hype on whatever bullshit this cardinals team is up to
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
as much as im a commies doomer there are positives this season so far primarily that daronte jones has it
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
about to gas my commies dad up so hard on The Greek
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
one positive thing I can say about the commanders is that treylon burks is shockingly good with them.
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
also has any media franchise of the 21st century had as much of a potent and clear cultural influence as silent hill
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
finally watched backrooms. cant help but wonder if baudrillard would be happy to be simulacra'd. maybe thats how you know you've made it.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All football games are played between two war criminals with their fate decided by a kicker named Boris Zormz
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
overtime in this game would be an actual warcrime
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
mother mary was solid. probably the most ive liked a non-green knight David Lowery movie. feels like an inverse neon demon in some ways.
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
never thought videogame studies and football would intersect in exactly this way but here we go
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is really remarkable that in a time of historic impasse in Congress, with both houses have been reduced to complete standstills despite a mounting number of political, economic, and ethical crises, both parties have spent months working to pass a bill limiting the pay of college athletes
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gotta respect the rob wittman campaigns commitment to Even More Evil Ned Flanders vibes
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ROMchip: A Journal of Game Histories @romchip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
📣 NEW ROMCHIP PRESENTS 📣 Julien Mailland on his new book Soviet Blocks: The Bizarre Puzzle of How Tetris Embraced Western Values 🖥️☭⚒️🧩 TUESDAY October 6 @ 7PM. LIVE on Twitch. More info here: www.tickettailor.com/events/romch...
book cover of Soviet Blocks. tetris block piece fall into the shape of an american flag.
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
golden age sci fi guys thought science was gonna break the concept of linear time but it was actually nfl football
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
do you think sean mcvay has dry eye
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if the Broncos refuse to play offense in the first 3 quarters I just dont think they should be on primetime
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
jj watt and jim nantz were so annoying today that not only did I miss romo but I am enjoying collinsworth
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hate this fucking game
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the Washington commanders can only win in the shadows. in the darkness. when even my dad has gone downstairs to do something else.
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just saw someone refer to opening pokemon cards as "gambling."
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 27/09/2026
Once again want to point out that Andre Iosivas' name sounds like Kazuma Kiryu answering the phone in Yakuza 0.
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i for one think its cool nicolas winding refn is exploring the college sports press conference genre
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
college football commentary is wild. dudes be like maybe Dante Moore shouldn't have a head if he didnt want it to get smashed into the ground.
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am being forced to see this again on prime and I need to know if nic cage has ever heard john madden speak
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you may not like it but this is what peak tnf looks like. tnf isn't about josh allen being incredible, its about meltdowns and entirely nonsensical performances.
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rian c. johnson @riancj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this game is everything I wanted and more
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