Reposted by lauraIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131663348
laura @reysistance.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Spotify lets you make a mix now so I decided to make myself feel horrible and made all these songs flow together 010
laura @reysistance.bsky.social · 12/08/2026There's something truly cathartic about sending proposal photos to my therapist of 9 years (who I started seeing because of my first heartbreak). 010
Reposted by lauraMicah @rincewind.run · 06/06/2026whenever people get into arguments about bluesky versus twitter I just come back to the fact that I don’t want to spend time on a platform where the biggest voices are the worst people on the planet 4848941102
laura @reysistance.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I think the solution to my work frustrations is to ✨quit my job ✨ 130
laura @reysistance.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I love my flyers stadium cups but so does she (have to get some lids smh) 120
Reposted by lauraSteph Driver @stephaliciousd.bsky.social · 26/04/2026They're doing this because I said I didn't hate them anymore (the Flyers) 1201
Reposted by lauraclevareno.bsky.social @clevareno.bsky.social · 23/04/2026That period was worth the 8 year wait 1465
laura @reysistance.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Oh my god I cannot believe we have been this bad for so long 000
laura @reysistance.bsky.social · 23/04/2026WHAT DO YOU MEAN GRITTY HAS NEVER HAD A HOME PLAYOFF HOCKEY EXPERIENCE 3111
laura @reysistance.bsky.social · 23/04/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is raising his arms in the air in an office .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is raising his arms in the air in an office . 000
laura @reysistance.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The flyers beating the shit out of the penguins is just what I needed to get back into hockey 170
laura @reysistance.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Was looking forward to wearing this ripped tshirt after top surgery :) 000
laura @reysistance.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Somehow didn't think that taking about 4lbs of tissue off my body would take longer than 2 weeks to feel well enough to go back to work. Whoops. 000
laura @reysistance.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I'm 11 days post op and man THIS SUCKS. I'm bored and can't do shit and I have a giant hematoma on my right side that is (partially healing, yet,) won't BREAK DOWN ALREADY 100
Reposted by lauraThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/03/2026Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All theonion.com/guy-ordering-nonalcoho… 151407140
Reposted by lauraMark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 24/01/2026The Republican position now appears to be that you have a constitutional right to openly carry a gun in public, unless you do so while expressing a view that the government dislikes, in which case the secret police can shoot you to death on the spot. 6636031182
Reposted by lauraone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 24/01/2026There is no conceivable way to reform this. 2567
Reposted by lauraJonathan Hoefler @jonathanhoefler.com · 15/01/2026While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: → 67100163355
laura @reysistance.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Asked my girlfriend when she knew I lost it tonight and she said she knew yesterday..... 120
laura @reysistance.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Homeownership is thinking you can do something, fucking it up, thinking you can fix your fuck up, then 4 hours later you have a mental breakdown and call a professional 220
laura @reysistance.bsky.social · 14/01/20264 years of going to the barber and saying idk whatever I usually do and now I'm going in with some pictures that my girlfriend requested 000
laura @reysistance.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Gonna start drinking again so I don't care about work so obsessively /s 010
laura @reysistance.bsky.social · 12/12/2025I feel like someone should've warned me that "addictive personality" would make me prone to being a workaholic.... 110
laura @reysistance.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I mean one thing is trump very clearly has hearing loss so heres hoping that the dementia risk for not wearing hearing aids kicks in 020
Reposted by lauraBryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Today is yet another good day to stop using Twitter entirely. (So is every other day.) 4165