Teague @rexteague.bsky.social · 09/10/2026We hold these truths to be self-evident: The chorus of the song “Convoy” (C.W. McCall) is sung by the Muppets. The chorus of the song “Goodbye Stranger” (Supertramp) is sung by the Muppet Babies 000
Reposted by TeagueAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The nine most frightening words in the English language: “I’m a monster and I’m going to get you” 325641
Reposted by TeagueAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6135471316424
Teague @rexteague.bsky.social · 10/12/2025I love the long ſ. I always pronounce it in my head when I'm reading it like an "f", it's more fun that way. 010
Teague @rexteague.bsky.social · 08/12/2025"Genuine Asshole, Who Is Shockingly Stupid and Incompetent, Tells Obvious Childlike Lie in Angry Voice" ... the sheer, staggering number of articles that could just have this as the headline. 030
Reposted by TeagueHal 10000 @hal10000.bsky.social · 04/09/2025We have gotten so used to clean food that a bunch of idiots now assume that's just the way food comes. 425552
Teague @rexteague.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Personal headcanon for this is that she killed that fuckin monkey 030
Reposted by TeagueFoie @foie.bsky.social · 31/07/2025New posters in da shop foie.myshopify.com 016546
Reposted by Teaguemerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 31/07/2025if your not using ai youre going to get left behind. you gotta use it. guys please use it. we're going to make you use it. your fridge is ai now. fuck you 91283182
Teague @rexteague.bsky.social · 29/05/2025UPDATE: Impeachment proceedings against Rep. Cohen have begun in the House, gaining immediate bipartisan support 020
Teague @rexteague.bsky.social · 29/05/2025BREAKING: Rep. Steve Cohen (D) announces plans to grow Fu Manchu mustache. 100
Reposted by TeagueNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 18/12/2024CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die. JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that 3265701023
Reposted by TeagueAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Tune in to watch me show Harvey Pekar some AI comics I generated in his style live on Letterman tonight, I think he’s gonna love em 1633
Teague @rexteague.bsky.social · 27/04/2025I feel like the entire membership of the O.T.O. was split evenly between those two archetypes: the demon summoners and the girlfriend stealers 3392
Teague @rexteague.bsky.social · 25/04/2025What if TOOL played the Las Vegas Sphere, and it was just an acoustic set under houselights 000
Teague @rexteague.bsky.social · 13/02/2025A criminally underappreciated post. "We chart ourselves by thumbprints in brushstrokes." That just says it all. 020
Teague @rexteague.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I avoided any content about The Outer Wilds while I was playing it to avoid any spoilers, then after I was finished checked out the subreddit and it's all very adoring fans with a great love and deep affection for that game 000
Reposted by TeagueAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 01/02/2025sucks that this is all happening in an era where we’re burdened with the knowledge that cigarettes are bad for you 1064068604
Teague @rexteague.bsky.social · 26/12/2024I enjoyed them all, and this is absolutely the correct order. 010
Teague @rexteague.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Yesssss. I love the WOA trilogy but I miss the spookiness of some of the older levels, especially in Blood Money. 120
Teague @rexteague.bsky.social · 03/12/2024What if this was the last thing you read before the bombs fell 040
Teague @rexteague.bsky.social · 19/11/2024When you dress for the job you want (queer eye consultant), not the job you have (lone gunman assassin) 110
Teague @rexteague.bsky.social · 19/11/2024When you dress for the job you want (GHB dealer), not the job you have (meth dealer) 110
Teague @rexteague.bsky.social · 19/11/2024About time someone gave the people what they truly want 010
Teague @rexteague.bsky.social · 19/11/2024In the Saw movies, does anyone ever get their hands on that puppet and fuck it up? Just put a severe beatdown on the puppet 110
