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Rex Huppke

@rexhuppke.bsky.social
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(VERY SERIOUS) USA TODAY humor(ish) columnist. May or may not be notable. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).

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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 24m
It was the greatest five days of my life and I can’t believe how much we accomplished in the less-than-a-week between my hiring and firing.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 4h
Masks have been off for a long time, really, but now they’re off, soaked in kerosene and being used to set a cross on fire. Just gutter racist trash. And he and everybody there should be remembered as such.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 6h
And if you do subscribe, make sure you activate your sub through the verification email! (otherwise you go to prison)
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 6h
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Things to think about when you're not thinking.
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 7h
Good send off for the WH press Secty from Rex: “You only gave her five days, Mr. President! What kind of anti-DEI, non-woke Republican lets a perfectly unqualified white woman go after five days simply because she seems wholly incapable of doing the job and has been pretending to be a lawyer?!?”
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 8h
Zacharia? We hardly knew ya. I grieve the lies left untold. My column on the end of a (five-day) era: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 9h
Why 👏 aren't the journalists 👏 who relentlessly questioned every 👏👏 minor Biden health issue 👏 asking 👏👏 about this 👏👏 daily?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10h
She will always be remembered as one of the all-time greats.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10h
It's too bad Katie Zacharia was fired because she was well on her way to successfully completing a full sentence.
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So Close Gesture
ALT: So Close Gesture
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 15h
This isn’t so much “flying” as it is “falling slower than usual.”
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 15h
This is all simply marvelous to watch.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
$90? Call me when Trump's midterm voter bribes get better. www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
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$90? Call me when Trump's midterm voter bribes get better | Opinion
Republican candidates are lucky to have President Donald Trump on the midterm elections campaign trail offering voters all kinds of free things.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Once again, only Republicans get to talk this way, & yet somehow The Narrative™️ about The Democrats and American Politics & Civility & all the other things never changes. It's maddening & we should be a more serious country. bsky.app/profile/mcop...
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Are we Russia now? Did we become Russia and I just missed it?
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Amen to all of this:
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 15/10/2026
Your occasional reminder that polls don't mean shit, you have to show up and vote, preferably early and in person if you can
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I feel like we’re about 10 minutes away from learning that Katie Zacharia isn’t her real name.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If only
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Funny Cat in Top Hat with Cane
ALT: Funny Cat in Top Hat with Cane
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is outstanding. @markjacob.bsky.social was my editor for a long time, and you won’t find a better or smarter journalist. Credit to the NY Times for giving him a platform to tell them how badly they’re blowing things, but more credit to Mark for being a fearless voice for good journalism.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is one sub-optimal Golden Age.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Hold out for better Trump bribes, people. If he agreed to abolish ICE and deport Elon Musk and Stephen Miller to the moon, a deal for my vote could be made. But only if ICE abolition and moon dispatch happen before Election Day. My reasonable column: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
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$90? Call me when Trump's midterm voter bribes get better | Opinion
Republican candidates are lucky to have President Donald Trump on the midterm elections campaign trail offering voters all kinds of free things.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
America, the Bucket-ful! New Quick Distractions post just dropped. Subscribe for free and get your bucket full of yum! www.quickdistractions.com/p/america-th...
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America, the Bucket-ful: KFC Go Buckets
KFC now sells tiny buckets of chicken. A satirical look at America's bucket-food obsession.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It is @cheekface.bsky.social Day on my feed, so I'm imploring everyone to get on board: "When I first heard and saw Cheekface, with the band’s rhythmic pop and joyful, funny stage presence, it echoed back to the first time I heard and saw Talking Heads in the 1984 concert film 'Stop Making Sense.'"
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yes, no former First Lady ever thought to do nothing and only occasionally be seen in public with a look of utter disdain for her loutish husband. #Innovator #Disruptor
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yes, he’s very stupid and very evil, but it’s important to not lose sight of the fact that he’s also very gross.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I hope you all will read and share this column. It’s important to celebrate art that meets the moment, and to support independent artists like @cheekface.bsky.social:
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Extremely rad and inspiring to see a band that is fun, very political, and 100% DIY get this kind of press and acclaim.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Also, here's our awesome video package on @cheekface.bsky.social, using concert video from the great @treegirl.it.com! (not sure why no thumbnail is showing up - sorry, I blame tech billionaires) www.usatoday.com/videos/opini...
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Good protest music is here. Meet Cheekface | Opinion
We should be grateful Cheekface held a mirror up to our present day and created a truly relevant protest album.
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treegirl (halloween joke) @treegirl.it.com · 14/10/2026
wow i wonder who took the pictures in this article 🔍
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Seen them three times! They're amazing.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Cheekface has given America the Trump-era protest album it needed, holding a mirror to the cruelty while never losing a sense of humor. I talked with @cheekface.bsky.social band members before a recent show in Chicago. You must check them out: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
Cheekface lead singer and guitarist Greg Katz performs at the Bottom Lounge in Chicago in September with a large Cheekface banner visible in the background.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hard not to notice that Democrats who are doing the best are the ones who are leaving this whole civility-and-norms, we-go-high, we-need-a-strong-Republican-Party bullshit behind and are simply giving Republicans exactly what they all ought to get at all times, which is undisguised contempt.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/10/2026
The president is now posting snuff videos of animals maiming humans
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Capt. Sofa Porn here might wanna dial the "check his search history" rhetoric down a bit.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“I don’t like this guy so he’s totally gay!”Like a fucking 10-year-old in the 80’s.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hold up, folks. This is actually pretty believable. I got my "No. 1 Dad" mug in China, and it's 100% legit.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
New White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia is a conspiracy kook. She embodies the disturbing reality that the GOP wants everyone to accept. My column: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Good lord, this is like a nesting doll of scandals.
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Edward Luce @edwardluce.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“Another US president would be pressuring Russia to stop slaughtering innocents. Trump is instead giving them the means to kill more.” Me on Trump’s darkest turn yet against Ukraine. as.ft.com/r/0f7ee7f8-3...
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Why Trump is going for Zelenskyy’s jugular
No matter how much America’s allies urge the president to back Ukraine, he cannot forgive its leader for showing up his dealmaking impotence
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I look forward to Mike Johnson and other Trump Republicans commenting on what a fantastic ass Jon Husted has.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think a shocking number of our major societal problems would vanish overnight if you could magically pull the plug on the X platform and Meta, both of which are carefully designed to turn people into the worst version of themselves.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Impotentlittlemanbabysayswhat?
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USA TODAY Opinion @usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 12/10/2026
"As a widely disliked man wholly incapable of reading the room, the narcissist in chief has put himself at the center of Republicans’ midterm campaigning," writes columnist @rexhuppke.bsky.social. bit.ly/3VzWsKp 📸: Jonathan Ernst/Reuters
A photo of President Donald Trump. Text added to the image reads: "Opinion by Rex Huppke: Trump isn’t helping Republicans one bit. It's all about him."
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wow, this "Quick Distractions" thing sounds amazing, I wonder if it's true that people who subscribe become 150% more attractive almost overnight? (Yes! It is true!) www.quickdistractions.com
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Things to think about when you're not thinking.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Again, just monumental work from @willbunch.bsky.social on ICE and this administration's cruelty to immigrants. This is the kind of journalism that truly matters:
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Two top newsletters in pro-democracy media – Meidas+ and Aaron Rupar’s Public Notice – recommend my weekly Stop the Presses newsletter, which examines how right-wing extremism exploits the weaknesses in journalism. Maybe you should subscribe! (It’s free, unless you prefer to toss in a few bucks.)
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Stop the Presses | Mark Jacob | Substack
A weekly newsletter about how right-wing extremism has exploited the weaknesses in American journalism, and what we can do about it. Click to read Stop the Presses, by Mark Jacob, a Substack publicati...
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Democrats can't get overconfident about the midterms. Focus! A plea from me: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
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Democrats can't get overconfident about the midterms. Focus | Opinion
Things look good for Democrats heading into the midterm elections. But as a liberal, nothing scares me more than confidence.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/10/2026
Wow — listen to these new comments from Trump. Thanking Putin, trashing Zelenskyy, characterizing Russia as eager for peace and Ukraine as intransigent. The mask is totally off.
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 10/10/2026
Excellent news for Republicans in the crucial swing state of Donald Trump's imagination:
Screenshot of a Truth Social post by Donald Trump https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117418148236895862 dated 10 October 2026, reading as follows.

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The Dumocrats, along with their partners in crime, the Fake News Media, are trying to create the false narrative that, Donald Trump is so “unpopular,” the Republicans are going to lose. Actually, it's just the opposite. I'm so “popular,” that the Republicans are going to WIN, and that's being proven by the Record Setting Rallies we're doing (including the one in Tennessee where I'll be in a short while — See you soon!). President DONALD J. TRUMP
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