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Relly Annett-Baker

@rellyab.bsky.social
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content strategy and stupid jokes

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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Overslept a bit, thought I’d missed most of the grand prix, but rain and Ferrari’s PU means nope.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s somewhere on Facebook Marketplace, I bet
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m so proud of you
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Google is a company of companies in a series of obligations to each other like siblings. It is deeply weird, but most of all I dont think you could effectively replicate what works by trying, so then you’re left replicating everything that doesn’t work. (Personal opinion, not that of … etc etc)
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
listen, it’s barely 10am. you cannot get an under-caffeinated woman like this. it took me a whole four long seconds to realise what i was looking at
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I continue to fight the urge to drop all my required tasks to hang out with Dietrich and his girlypops #FortunesWeave
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bi people don’t need more visibility. Have you seen how we sit in chairs?!
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine we all have to go around proclaiming what percentage English we are, and the gammons are all Full English like being a breakfast is the highest honour.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Even stopped ghouls are right twice a day.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ocarina Mode™️
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got Perfect Bird Time, lads. And Dietrich’s polycule continues to be the stuff ao3 was made for. #FortunesWeave
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am playing Dietrich’s route in Fire Emblem, and his whole party is just people who are thirsty for him despite his autistic special interest being murdering peasants. 10/10 GOTY so far.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh help, Fortune’s Weave is really good. I’m struggling too much fighting off a cold to really go deep this week but I know it’s already got its hooks in me.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh wow! Hope you’re recovering now ❤️
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
2012 Buzzfeed wishes it could
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think I mentioned it here before but Sei Shonagon’s The Pillow Book, completed in 1002. Bitingly funny depiction of the sophisticated Heien court, and utterly unbelievable in comparison to the works of contemporaneous Anglo-Saxon England.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The RNLI’s online shop has some great options for Christmas gifts. I got my mum a welly boot planter and I bought myself a rad tshirt with their original appeal artwork. But there’s loads of stuff that doesn’t say RNLI, so you can support them via your obligatory gift to Racist Uncle Mike too.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I already loved Bananaball for being the closest thing to Blaseball (RIP) in real life. And now it’s being broadcast in Japan and … well … youtu.be/ir4mpKz5iZc?...
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Best Moments from the FIRST Japanese Banana Ball Broadcast! Kenshi and Taro
YouTube video by Banana Ball
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As I keep pointing out, does no one understand Ricardian comparative advantage anymore. FACT: China produces over 1 million engineering graduates per year FACT: To date, China has not produced a single internationally marketable game show format Where does it look like our advantage lies?
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That is an _excellent_ shirt.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This was over a decade ago, so I choose to assume Puddle and her hat continue to live their best life somewhere in West Virginia.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I once consulted for some High-Minded Intellectuals at a climate non-profit who were incensed that people donated more to a donkey sanctuary, so I opened each website. Sanctuary had a donkey in a hat named Puddle, and non-profit had a press release titled ‘Crop Eradication Likely Within A Century’
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s Hobonichi Techo Day! All of Hobonichi’s new range is out. Just ordered my 2027 A5 Cousin. www.1101.com for anyone who wishes to join the cult, and they ship internationally.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry? But for real? Wow this week sucks.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly :(
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
SAME. And in fact, exactly why I got it.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
BIG NEWS (literally). When we got let go, Jesse, Henry, and I had just launched a short-form podcast inside Big Walk and the audience reaction was immense. Well, we got to keep Big Talk, and are continuing it on our own. Here’s our first episode back: www.instagram.com/reel/DcO8bJz...
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Henry Stenhouse on Instagram: "BIG TALK: Yellow paint in games is GOOD? We are back to have a big talk in Big Walk about our video game hot takes and controversial opinions. On this episode Henry, I...
0 likes, 0 comments - bigtalkhq on August 19, 2026: "BIG TALK: Yellow paint in games is GOOD? We are back to have a big talk in Big Walk about our video game hot takes and controversial opinions. On...
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I haven’t re-read The Pillow Book in three decades, and now I am, it is wickedly funny. 15 year old me did not appreciate how biting it is.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
awwww yeahhhhhh!
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’ve had 3 of those ‘The PM says we have bbq at home’ screaming yellow notices, now.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am writing another fucking novel. Against my better judgement.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Up a hill you pop then, lovey
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I could have quote-skeeted you with ‘New term for erectile dysfunction just dropped’ but I like you too much to do that to you.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
That might be the single greatest bio line on all of twitch dot tv
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
There was a moment in Big Walk where I watched my husband, through a telescope, collect one of the red puzzle pieces. I knew he thought he was putting it above his head and instead I watch as he wound his leg up real slow and absolutely wanged it into the dense bush below. I _cried_laughing.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Obviously we posed with said corpse and sent pictures to commemorate.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When a player leaves Big Walk you immediately, and hilariously, are presented with their corpse to continue using in puzzles.
Two big walk birds are in posing in front if a sign that says ‘family big walk 2026’ and behind the stiff corpse of a suddenly departed family member, complete with crosses for eyes.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
People often assume a product or service has malicious intent, but it’s really because of two PMs who don’t talk because then they’d have to admit the existence of the other and adjust their metrics.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am reupping this for the late crowd, purely because I don’t post very often. octopus.horse is my new site to post more words than on bluesky
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It’s a sports-pastry injury, because it’s most commonly caused by competitive sports and I got it by trying to get round all the bakeries in Copenhagen)
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’m currently laying on my side recovering from a sports-pastry injury, and so I have spent the time musing on speedrunning and book reading, and what gets admiration: octopus.horse/speedrunning... (pls humour me, I so very rarely write anything for myself these days)
octopus.horse
Speedrunning culture
About speedrunning culture but also about speedrunning culture
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Unfortunately I think I lived through them all via my housemates of that era. I may not have been aware that other kinds of PS2 games were available, in fact
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The one where they remembered ‘slopping out’ is indelibly imprinted on my brain.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Been in Denmark 6 days. Eaten 13 pastries. A respectable number hampered only by an injury sustained while walking to the furthest bakery on my map, which meant I had to abandon that . Juno and Enghave Kaffe, I’ll be back for you.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Everything is horrible so I have decided to resume my goal of reading a bunch of novels, poetry and histories I have previously put aside to.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
‘You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.’ I also get a surprising amount of mileage from ‘I’ll start my own (thing). With blackjack and hookers!’
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 22/07/2026
What's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head? Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
x-files lego set? ok i am IN: www.lego.com/en-gb/produc...
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The X-Files 21369 | Ideas | Buy online at the Official LEGO® Shop GB
2 iconic scenes in 1 special X-Files set
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