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Relly Annett-Baker

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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I continue to fight the urge to drop all my required tasks to hang out with Dietrich and his girlypops #FortunesWeave
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bi people don’t need more visibility. Have you seen how we sit in chairs?!
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine we all have to go around proclaiming what percentage English we are, and the gammons are all Full English like being a breakfast is the highest honour.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Even stopped ghouls are right twice a day.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got Perfect Bird Time, lads. And Dietrich’s polycule continues to be the stuff ao3 was made for. #FortunesWeave
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am playing Dietrich’s route in Fire Emblem, and his whole party is just people who are thirsty for him despite his autistic special interest being murdering peasants. 10/10 GOTY so far.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh help, Fortune’s Weave is really good. I’m struggling too much fighting off a cold to really go deep this week but I know it’s already got its hooks in me.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think I mentioned it here before but Sei Shonagon’s The Pillow Book, completed in 1002. Bitingly funny depiction of the sophisticated Heien court, and utterly unbelievable in comparison to the works of contemporaneous Anglo-Saxon England.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The RNLI’s online shop has some great options for Christmas gifts. I got my mum a welly boot planter and I bought myself a rad tshirt with their original appeal artwork. But there’s loads of stuff that doesn’t say RNLI, so you can support them via your obligatory gift to Racist Uncle Mike too.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I already loved Bananaball for being the closest thing to Blaseball (RIP) in real life. And now it’s being broadcast in Japan and … well … youtu.be/ir4mpKz5iZc?...
youtu.be
Best Moments from the FIRST Japanese Banana Ball Broadcast! Kenshi and Taro
YouTube video by Banana Ball
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As I keep pointing out, does no one understand Ricardian comparative advantage anymore. FACT: China produces over 1 million engineering graduates per year FACT: To date, China has not produced a single internationally marketable game show format Where does it look like our advantage lies?
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s Hobonichi Techo Day! All of Hobonichi’s new range is out. Just ordered my 2027 A5 Cousin. www.1101.com for anyone who wishes to join the cult, and they ship internationally.
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糸井重里が主宰するウェブサイト。1998年6月6日創刊以来、一日も休まず更新しています。糸井重里の日替わりエッセイ「今日のダーリン」/有名無名を問わずたくさんのゲストが登場するコンテンツ/「ほぼ日手帳」などのグッズも発売中。
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry? But for real? Wow this week sucks.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly :(
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
BIG NEWS (literally). When we got let go, Jesse, Henry, and I had just launched a short-form podcast inside Big Walk and the audience reaction was immense. Well, we got to keep Big Talk, and are continuing it on our own. Here’s our first episode back: www.instagram.com/reel/DcO8bJz...
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Henry Stenhouse on Instagram: "BIG TALK: Yellow paint in games is GOOD? We are back to have a big talk in Big Walk about our video game hot takes and controversial opinions. On this episode Henry, I...
0 likes, 0 comments - bigtalkhq on August 19, 2026: "BIG TALK: Yellow paint in games is GOOD? We are back to have a big talk in Big Walk about our video game hot takes and controversial opinions. On...
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I haven’t re-read The Pillow Book in three decades, and now I am, it is wickedly funny. 15 year old me did not appreciate how biting it is.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’ve had 3 of those ‘The PM says we have bbq at home’ screaming yellow notices, now.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am writing another fucking novel. Against my better judgement.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Up a hill you pop then, lovey
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
There was a moment in Big Walk where I watched my husband, through a telescope, collect one of the red puzzle pieces. I knew he thought he was putting it above his head and instead I watch as he wound his leg up real slow and absolutely wanged it into the dense bush below. I _cried_laughing.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When a player leaves Big Walk you immediately, and hilariously, are presented with their corpse to continue using in puzzles.
Two big walk birds are in posing in front if a sign that says ‘family big walk 2026’ and behind the stiff corpse of a suddenly departed family member, complete with crosses for eyes.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
People often assume a product or service has malicious intent, but it’s really because of two PMs who don’t talk because then they’d have to admit the existence of the other and adjust their metrics.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am reupping this for the late crowd, purely because I don’t post very often. octopus.horse is my new site to post more words than on bluesky
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’m currently laying on my side recovering from a sports-pastry injury, and so I have spent the time musing on speedrunning and book reading, and what gets admiration: octopus.horse/speedrunning... (pls humour me, I so very rarely write anything for myself these days)
octopus.horse
Speedrunning culture
About speedrunning culture but also about speedrunning culture
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Been in Denmark 6 days. Eaten 13 pastries. A respectable number hampered only by an injury sustained while walking to the furthest bakery on my map, which meant I had to abandon that . Juno and Enghave Kaffe, I’ll be back for you.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Everything is horrible so I have decided to resume my goal of reading a bunch of novels, poetry and histories I have previously put aside to.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
‘You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.’ I also get a surprising amount of mileage from ‘I’ll start my own (thing). With blackjack and hookers!’
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 22/07/2026
What's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head? Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
x-files lego set? ok i am IN: www.lego.com/en-gb/produc...
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The X-Files 21369 | Ideas | Buy online at the Official LEGO® Shop GB
2 iconic scenes in 1 special X-Files set
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I was so glad when matcha everything came along. Not because I’m mad on matcha but because I assumed salted caramel everything would stop. Instead, there is now salted caramel matcha everything.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Love how my brain just decides some nights that sleep is for other people.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This demon has great meme template potential
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It is very funny to me that all the people complaining about yesterday’s wordle need the word pshaw to express what they are feeling. It’s perfect!
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Mentioned I was going to Denmark for a week and a colleague has sent me an in-depth walking tour of all the best pastries. I work with some real ones.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
How does the BA site silently shit the bed so often? I am trying to pay them for goods and services. I need what they are putting out. No further persuasion needed. LET ME GIVE YOU MONEY.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Ah, I’ve been waiting for the US to wake up …
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Sarah Drummond @rufflemuffin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Took a break to build BinFax for the people of Clacton binfax.netlify.app
A ceefax page in black with yellow and white font. It says One man, one bin, one chance to save clacton.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Lots of huffing and puffing about a joke candidate in a volatile by-election, but no-one can stop Farage from standing.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Thankfully for Farage, the Reform party isn't full of malignant little sacks of backstabbing shit, who emit such a stench of raw ambition that it can bring down light aircraft, and will see this as a great opportunity to leak more poison into the press, destroy Nigel, and take over the party.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Someone get Count Binface to Clacton
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 07/07/2026
Cheer up, USA. One of your soccer teams has won 4 World Cups.
Megan Rapinoe
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Maybe if it was still called the Dept of Defense, they’d have had one against Belgium?
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 07/07/2026
great day for moules frites and flipping off King Leopold and would-be kings alike
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
My algo is now serving up other people watching this, and every one of them is amazing. Case in point: www.instagram.com/reel/DaDhbuz...
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Lorena Martinez on Instagram: "It just keeps getting better 😂😂😂 Watching my friends discover this historic moment in real time 😭💜 Stevie cursing him live?! He letting her?! Juuuust the most iconic th...
9,092 likes, 173 comments - biencreativelorena on June 25, 2026: "It just keeps getting better 😂😂😂 Watching my friends discover this historic moment in real time 😭💜 Stevie cursing him live?! He letti...
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Sometimes I rewatch the 1997 Fleetwood Mac live of Silver Springs, mostly because it is one of the all time great performances. I mean, Stevie Nicks made Buckingham sing backup at his own funeral, and we all got to see it. As a professional grudge keeper, this is a level I can only aspire to.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I think ‘Reflecting pool’ is still a perfectly apt name.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I have had a vestibular migraine since 1am yesterday, which is like being sea-sick but while laying on your own bed. And now with added 95 degree heat!
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I would like to announce my husband and I are in a polyamorous relationship with 3 AC units
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