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Relly Annett-Baker

@rellyab.bsky.social
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content strategy and stupid jokes

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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When a player leaves Big Walk you immediately, and hilariously, are presented with their corpse to continue using in puzzles.
Two big walk birds are in posing in front if a sign that says ‘family big walk 2026’ and behind the stiff corpse of a suddenly departed family member, complete with crosses for eyes.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
The horrors persist but so does the embroidery
A handmade stitched Dalek fob in red vinyl with black and silver stitching.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I’m still right at the beginning of learning embroidery and digitising but to test out what I’ve learned I made a band tour shirt for my DnD bard Juniper and her party based on our last campaign. Very unoptimized but I’m framing it anyway
Shirt stitched with ‘Blood and Mayonnaise’ party member names and then the list of locations and dates in the campaign, stitched in red and white on a blue-grey shirt.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
i embroidered this tea towel for my team program manager and she’s gonna cry, possibly from happiness, probably from knowing this is how i operate every day and i am her cat to herd ✌️
embroidered cartoon cat on his back wearing sick sunglasses with the caption ‘that sounds like a problem for tomorrow me’
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
apparently we’re subbing in for Good Housekeeping this year (i’m told the Sainsburys Taste The Difference ones are in the current top spot)
5 different box of mince pies
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
The real recession indicator is Pantone’s 2026 color of the year choice. ‘Corporate hallway white’
Pantone color swatch of ‘cloud dancer’. It’s a dirty white.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
WA- (headline continued on page 2)
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Decorations are out of the attic
A plushie rainfrog wearing a Christmas tree costume with a stoic expression. He knows this is his duty until January.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Guess I got my answer
Andy Bell and Start Robson posting about cloudflare’s outage at the same time as me
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
all i can think of is
lumiere from beauty and the beast looking especially smug
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
socks: model’s own
a grey and white cat is curled in a weird shape, kind of on his back, tail curled up and over his back. He is prominently displaying his white socks on his back legs.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
absolutely caught myself saying this out loud reading these breakup texts
 The “Yes … ha ha ha … YES!” sickos man at a window meme from The Onion.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Found a free child-sized armchair. I thought the dog might enjoy it but
Grey cat sprawled across a cat sized armchair, placed in a sunpatch.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I’ve had a couple of personally tricky weeks so I decided to start latch hooking a rug and find some cute 3D prints to make. Here’s one of my faves: a cat coaster.
3D printed coaster that looks like a knitted light brown cat flat on its back. It’s very cute.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Nothing humbles you like trying to iron Halloween costume grade velvet. A solid 30 minutes of basically melting a jacket into a wearable shape. Who knows of the iron will survive the ordeal.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Be the change you want to see, etc etc
Freshly baked bundt cake on a glass plate
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I’m in his spot and he is mad about it because his weekday routine is to sleep on my bed. I don’t know if this photo truly conveys how asleep he is but how livid he is doing it.
grey cat sleeps, facing away from the camera,  hunched into a grumpy circle, on top of a blue duvet
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
It’s time for my annual performance review
Grey and white cat in a loaf position sits very close to me on my lap. He looks unimpressed.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I did, in fact, do a Looneytoonsesque double take when I walked by my cat
photo bottom half of my grey cat with his tail sticking out between his back legs
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Age yourself with your first computer. Texas Instruments TI-99 (pic found on the internet) It was second hand. I was 4. My main memory is teaching myself to play chess with it. Not well, but I learned the moves. I also learned basic Basic. When I was 7 we got a BBC Micro.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
yee haw
Neko Atsume screenshot of a cat wearing a cowboy hat over its face.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
How your email finds me
Neko Atsume screenshot of two cat butts sticking out of a U-bend tube
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Just in case this info helps anyone else today Neko Atsume 2 is out
Screenshot of Neko Atsume 2, with two cartoony cats in a Japanese style room. One of the cats is sleeping in a loaf. The other is wearing a plastic bag for a hat.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
In other news, day 3 of always touching
grey cat with white paws just touching my leg
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Day 2 of never not touching
A grey cat leaning against my leg, with one paw out.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Just got home from 3 weeks away and I think I now spend the next 3 being held down by the cat in case such an aberration occurs again
Grey cat pushing his entire face and body into my chest
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Every time I think I understand America it pulls this shit
A silicon mould of bite sized teddy bears, for batter and weeny sausages called ‘Bear Butt Bites’. Yes, the sausage is the bear butt you bite.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
ok this made me laugh an unreasonable amount. well done mcdonalds germany.
A brown paper McDonalds Bag that says “As Featured In” and then a mix of films and tv around the world, such as Space Jam and Seinfield.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
@darthbluesky.bsky.social Rory and Strudel had different levels of chill about our housemove.
Grey cat with white patches, stretched out on the floor.A small torty cat held, looking over the shoulder of her owner.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
strudel says hi
fluffy tortie cat with big eyes poses over the shoulder of her human
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
strudel is fine about the move why do you ask? #catsky
small tortie cat who has inserted herself into a narrow shelf and is now just a fluff loaf with a thousand yard vacant stare
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
🎶 can we pretend thot gay cranes in the night sky are shooting stars 🎶
cranes in the night sky that are lit up with lights that scroll through the colours of the rainbow
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Apollo says hi btw @darthbluesky.bsky.social Also he wants you to know, it wasn’t him who stole fries off the table last week. Just in case that comes up.
Apollo the black and white cockapoo sat on his dog bed with a toy bone that has ‘naughty’ on it. It’s already chewed, proving the point.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
“Whatchu got there, Apollo?”
My adorable but very stupid black and white cockapoo, Apollo, who has stolen a butter knife. He has it in his big stupid mouth. I love him.
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Relly Annett-Baker @rellyab.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Getting some resentful looks here for having the temerity to move my furry son to a new house. Never mind that it’s better. I have invoked that most hated of feline states: change.
A slightly stunned looking grey tom cat does a loaf on top of a cat tree, with packing boxes behind him.
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