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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 21m

Their stout is literally award winning and the restaurant they’re attached to is good.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 22m

My boyfriend only drinks cider so it’s always cider weather at my house

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 50m

This is Ford Fag Cuntry, if you listen you can hear a Chevy rust

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Morgzoi @theshehergayguy.bsky.social · 58m

Pop your pussy homos! Gays can get 0% APR on a new Chevy this Faggy Boy Fall only at Orland Park Chevrolet

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 3h

It’s cool how hard the industry has fought against an FDIC for insurance

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 5h

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three cats, one grey, one black, and one orange tabby, stand lurking behind a dumpster in an alley. The grey cat nudges the black cat and says, “okay, get this guy.” Panel 2: the black cat walks in the path of a guy carrying bags of groceries through the alleyway. Panel 3: the guy is immediately struck with bad luck and is crushed under a fallen grand piano. The black cat gives a thumbs up to his friends across the alley, who are laughing hysterically.

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Sotrue Bestie @cheatlines.co · 4h

America's Most Betrayed Man (he was cleaned because he was gross)

My elderly fluffy black and white dog cameron the dog who is pouting bc he is wet

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Borzoibot @borzbot.bsky.social · 6h

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 3h

It’s the only day we stop staring at men

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 5h

open house chicago's hottest site this year

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 4h

I’m wearing a cool matrix shirt but you can’t see it under my jacket 😔

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 4h

Throwing a tantrum on the L station because I want a tasty stout

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Morgzoi @theshehergayguy.bsky.social · 4h

Hillary Scholten claiming the DSA tried to send an unidentified white powder to her in the mail honey that's just your average party in Rogers Park

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 4h

You can just VPN into Mexico, no one else is going to go along with this just because the US wants them to.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 5h

I mean it's an accident in the same way that the Toyota accelerating peddle incident was an "accident," it's entirely avoidable with bog standard safety engineering and could also be addressed with assigning standard liability to AI labs for the results of their poor safety culture.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 5h

Pwetty pwease gwant us a monopowy, we'we so sowwy how powewfuw ouw modews awe. Down't twust the Chinese.

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🏳️‍🌈🚲Cole🚄🚟 @coleurbanist.bsky.social · 5h

Caturday

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 5h

It is saying that, it's just wrong, that's more like a 1%er alcoholic than a top decile alcoholic.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 5h

They don't handle wheelchair users well at all, especially if it's crowded (like near a street festival or parade route, where I'm amazed they're allowed to operate at all tbh) and they're just stuck in the middle of the sidewalk.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 5h

My problem with these things is them taking up the sidewalk instead of being in the street where they belong. They often get stuck around here because people actually use the sidewalk in Chicago.

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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 5h

bats gossiping

painting of a bat using a pink flip phone to make a video call with another bat

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 6h

I go from drinking the IPAs no one can stand to the darkest stouts on earth, they call me Mr horrible taste

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 6h

It can be but it often isn’t since the people it’s easiest to live with often have their lives together enough to not need to, especially in the sun belt.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah, it’s called college, and I was very ready for it to stop when I was done with that.

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Zack Whittaker @zackwhittaker.com · 7h

Look, I'm not saying sign up for this.weekinsecurity.com just for all the cyber news you might've missed, but the reader-submitted cyber cat (or friend!) in every edition is the salve we all need after a spicy week working in the cyber factory. Case in point: My editor Theo "helping" me spellcheck.

my Russian blue (grey and white) cat, Theo, who is lying on his back on the carpeted floor of my office, by my office chair, with his belly exposed and his paws in front of him, looking at the camera as if to say "fuzz my belly," which i obviously did.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 18h

The LLMs are not only conscious but they're also creating blistering Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair memes about how bad you are at using the computer.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 18h

The LLMs are not only conscious but they're also creating blistering Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair memes about how bad you are at using the computer.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 7h

My cat is following me around and jumping on nearby objects like she is the protagonist in a platformer.

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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 8h

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 8h

4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Adolf Hitler standing in front of a crowd

Panel 2:
Crowd is booing and shouting at Hitler (because he is a monster)

Panel 3:
Hitler in a hoodie and trackie-bees doing an absolutely sick trick on a skateboard

Panel 4:
Crowd is cheering wildly for Hitler (because he is cool now)

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 18h

you can set your watch to either

Simpsons 3-panel
Lisa: MOM, DAD, BLUESKY'S DEAD!
Shocked parents
Bart: THAT'S RIGHT-DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT NEEDING YOUR JOKE EXPLAINED TO THEM!

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 16/10/2026

The Metro East is poised to become the ‘Silicorn Valley’ with a $15 million ethanol research boost. The National Corn-to-Ethanol Research Center at SIUE will help turn our crops into new products all while creating more opportunities in the region.

Graphic with Governor Pritzker with copy ‘Metro East poised to become Silicorn Valley with $15 million ethanol research boost’

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 17h

You made it start saying bro so probably

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 17h

Tending the ad removal server for my podcasts and the ones that take the longest to process are Doughboys episodes

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Jacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 17h

I took this photo of my cat looking at a drawing @shaenon.bsky.social made of him and it makes me happy whenever I come across it.

Roscoe the cat sitting on his haunches looking at a cartoon of him in the same pose but mirrored . Both versions him have the same vacant stare .

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Ben Zipperer @benzipperer.org · 19h

Kind of astounding how Trump single-handedly knocked the average worker back to where they started

Line plot of average hourly earnings titled "Trump had erased all of the wage gains of his term"

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 20h

My friend called me during a Skrillex set and I held up my phone and said "you have reached Skrillex," see if you can recreate that for him to earn his respect before asking for the rap

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