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Red Ralph

@redralph.bsky.social
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Subpar at everything but dad jokes and laughing. m.twitch.tv/redralph

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Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Sometimes I don’t know where the bitterness inside my soul comes from, then I remember some family members who have a similar soul.
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PopitTart 🐱💭🩷🩶 @popittart.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
people are making Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny bits right now because of Chuck Norris's death and I think its important to note that today is also literally Mr. Rogers' birthday
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Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
‘I’m not smart enough for this many people to be dumber than me’ has, unfortunately, rang truer than most witticisms. Please, Frog, don’t let Scorpion on your back for the fourth time.
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Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
A fluffy cloud and big blue sky kind of day.
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Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Struggling with myself, nothing new to report!
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Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
After I started streaming again, I’ve been feeling so much ‘better’. Turns out, doing something fun has mental health benefits!
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eemapso (Commissions Closed) @eemapso.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
"Sir. Can I get my lunch? I'm late. I have to go." Beanz is voiced by @redralph.bsky.social!
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Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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Strawberry Soup @stawberryxpopx.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
looking for TALENT!!! Seeking help on an indie project THIS IS NOT A PAID PROJECT : Apply through link tree: linktr.ee/Strawberryso... Big Phat thank you to Kas for the voice over and editing! Find him here twitter.com/KainKasune
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cult papa @cult-papa.com · 20/10/2025
not everything is a conspiracy against you, sometimes you just suck and the consequences of your personality are consistent
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Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Longer I’ve put it off, the more the certainty sneaks behind me.
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Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Just got stung by a wasp while I was driving. I have no idea how it got under my shirt, wtf.
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emily🌈💖 @sealpupper.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
This Disney DVD™ is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay™. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay™, select the "Main Menu" button at any time. FastPlay™ will begin in a moment...
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Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Working with prerelease felons has definitely been interesting. Starting to ease the brakes on trusting them off the bat, but still assuming they want to try and be prepared for the world. Weird headset to be in some days.
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Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I have realized I kinda look like Monterey Jack from Rescue Rangers. I don’t know what to do with this information, have a pleasant day.
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Zyggy Stardust || 1/3 Commissions In Progress @zyggystardust.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Just made a BlueSky for my commissions. Feel free to DM me for more info. I'll be sharing some of my personal art as well as commissions too :3
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Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Will forever uphold that cashews are the superior snack nut.
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Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I don’t mind short jokes, I just hate the default height for them is always 5’6”. I’m 5’5”.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Grocery Store music during periods of extreme distress. Alex is waiting in line at the grocery store. The first few bars of Katrina and the Waves' song "Walking on Sunshine" start playing. Alex winces slightly. The chorus starts and she begins taking Pained shallow breaths. She clutches her forehead, stifling tears while engaging in agonized whimpering as the chorus ends tih "And don't it feel good!"
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Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Call me a fire, cuz baby, I’m burning out.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
A man in a helmet and body suit is strapped in the fetal position around an industrial rotor. He says "OK, my body is securely fastened to the rotor." He sheds a single tear and with determination says "I'm finally gonna spin dash like my hero, Sonic." The rotor turns on wwith a VVVVRRRRRR and the man's body becomes an ovoid blur. At the funeral, two mourners overlook his body which is not shown. One says "I don't know why we did open casket. His neck is so fucked up."
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Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Few things better than slightly scorching your throat on a cold day with Cup O’ Noodles broth.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
If I made a video game where the player could go behind a waterfall I would put a big ol’ boxing glove on a spring in there that fuckin gets them.
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Trobs @trobs.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Why are they called wireless mice and not hamsters? No tail. Should be a hamster.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
I hate hate hate hate these chodes who think we need to get to Mars to save humanity. There are zero scenarios that could ever make Earth as deadly as Mars. Zero. I’d love if we went to Mars. Of course! But for science!! Not as a “backup planet.”
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Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I keep losing ass but gaining gut; is this 30?
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RestlessDreamer<3 @restlessdreamer752.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
You promised to bake me there some day......but you never did. Well i'm a loaf there now......in our special place......bready for you
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Fine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
I can't be the only one for whom, no matter how often the Tim Walz "dipshit" video comes up in my feed, I stop and watch it every time. Such strong Red Forman energy, but without any risk of Danny Masterson in scene.
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Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
RE2 doesn’t jumpscare me a ton, but when it does, I smash my shins on my desk.
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Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Good morning!
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Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Finally found a monitor for cheap today. Maybe I’ll be able to stream again 👀 It’d be fun to do it again.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
[first day as a doctor] me: inside of you are two wolves patient: …you mean lungs? me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what
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Yunayu @yunayuispink.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
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Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Beyond my mustache, my dumbass laugh is my most noticeable trait. Hopefully you can get a kick outta it as well!
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Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
One of my favorite characters. Holds the crew together, and deals with himself the best he can. I love the whole Bebop crew, but how he finally learns to let go of time lost.
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a bald man is holding eggs in his hand
ALT: a bald man is holding eggs in his hand
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Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
I just think I live in a beautiful place.
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Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Guess I’m trying this site out. Who knows how things will shake out!
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