Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Sometimes I don’t know where the bitterness inside my soul comes from, then I remember some family members who have a similar soul. 000
Reposted by Red RalphPopitTart 🐱💭🩷🩶 @popittart.bsky.social · 20/03/2026people are making Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny bits right now because of Chuck Norris's death and I think its important to note that today is also literally Mr. Rogers' birthday 1528931274
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 21/03/2026‘I’m not smart enough for this many people to be dumber than me’ has, unfortunately, rang truer than most witticisms. Please, Frog, don’t let Scorpion on your back for the fourth time. 010
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 21/01/2026After I started streaming again, I’ve been feeling so much ‘better’. Turns out, doing something fun has mental health benefits! 020
Reposted by Red Ralpheemapso (Commissions Closed) @eemapso.bsky.social · 08/01/2026"Sir. Can I get my lunch? I'm late. I have to go." Beanz is voiced by @redralph.bsky.social! 0385
Reposted by Red RalphStrawberry Soup @stawberryxpopx.bsky.social · 23/10/2025looking for TALENT!!! Seeking help on an indie project THIS IS NOT A PAID PROJECT : Apply through link tree: linktr.ee/Strawberryso... Big Phat thank you to Kas for the voice over and editing! Find him here twitter.com/KainKasune 052
Reposted by Red Ralphcult papa @cult-papa.com · 20/10/2025not everything is a conspiracy against you, sometimes you just suck and the consequences of your personality are consistent 1405
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Longer I’ve put it off, the more the certainty sneaks behind me. 000
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Just got stung by a wasp while I was driving. I have no idea how it got under my shirt, wtf. 000
Reposted by Red Ralphemily🌈💖 @sealpupper.bsky.social · 28/07/2025This Disney DVD™ is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay™. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay™, select the "Main Menu" button at any time. FastPlay™ will begin in a moment... 03912
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Working with prerelease felons has definitely been interesting. Starting to ease the brakes on trusting them off the bat, but still assuming they want to try and be prepared for the world. Weird headset to be in some days. 000
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 16/04/2025I have realized I kinda look like Monterey Jack from Rescue Rangers. I don’t know what to do with this information, have a pleasant day. 010
Reposted by Red RalphZyggy Stardust || 1/3 Commissions In Progress @zyggystardust.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Just made a BlueSky for my commissions. Feel free to DM me for more info. I'll be sharing some of my personal art as well as commissions too :3 032
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Will forever uphold that cashews are the superior snack nut. 120
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 11/11/2024I don’t mind short jokes, I just hate the default height for them is always 5’6”. I’m 5’5”. 010
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 02/11/2024Few things better than slightly scorching your throat on a cold day with Cup O’ Noodles broth. 000
Reposted by Red RalphJess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024If I made a video game where the player could go behind a waterfall I would put a big ol’ boxing glove on a spring in there that fuckin gets them. 813784457
Reposted by Red RalphTrobs @trobs.bsky.social · 29/10/2024Why are they called wireless mice and not hamsters? No tail. Should be a hamster. 1195
Reposted by Red RalphHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 27/10/2024I hate hate hate hate these chodes who think we need to get to Mars to save humanity. There are zero scenarios that could ever make Earth as deadly as Mars. Zero. I’d love if we went to Mars. Of course! But for science!! Not as a “backup planet.” 433119261224
Reposted by Red RalphRestlessDreamer<3 @restlessdreamer752.bsky.social · 24/10/2024You promised to bake me there some day......but you never did. Well i'm a loaf there now......in our special place......bready for you 59517
Reposted by Red RalphFine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 24/10/2024I can't be the only one for whom, no matter how often the Tim Walz "dipshit" video comes up in my feed, I stop and watch it every time. Such strong Red Forman energy, but without any risk of Danny Masterson in scene. 82758
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 24/10/2024RE2 doesn’t jumpscare me a ton, but when it does, I smash my shins on my desk. 020
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Finally found a monitor for cheap today. Maybe I’ll be able to stream again 👀 It’d be fun to do it again. 010
Reposted by Red RalphYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/10/2024[first day as a doctor] me: inside of you are two wolves patient: …you mean lungs? me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what 123661682
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 21/10/2024Beyond my mustache, my dumbass laugh is my most noticeable trait. Hopefully you can get a kick outta it as well! 130
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 21/10/2024One of my favorite characters. Holds the crew together, and deals with himself the best he can. I love the whole Bebop crew, but how he finally learns to let go of time lost.media.tenor.coma bald man is holding eggs in his handALT: a bald man is holding eggs in his hand 120
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 20/10/2024Guess I’m trying this site out. Who knows how things will shake out! 010