Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Sometimes I don’t know where the bitterness inside my soul comes from, then I remember some family members who have a similar soul. 000
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 21/03/2026media.tenor.coma man wearing a green shirt with a picture of a cat on itALT: a man wearing a green shirt with a picture of a cat on it 010
Reposted by Red RalphPopitTart 🐱💭🩷🩶 @popittart.bsky.social · 20/03/2026people are making Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny bits right now because of Chuck Norris's death and I think its important to note that today is also literally Mr. Rogers' birthday 1528931274
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 21/03/2026‘I’m not smart enough for this many people to be dumber than me’ has, unfortunately, rang truer than most witticisms. Please, Frog, don’t let Scorpion on your back for the fourth time. 010
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 12/02/2026They just really, really wanna be the IT person for you 🤣 010
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Appreciate the care, just a night where I’m being a dingus to myself. Love ye too! 010
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 21/01/2026After I started streaming again, I’ve been feeling so much ‘better’. Turns out, doing something fun has mental health benefits! 020
Reposted by Red Ralpheemapso (Commissions Closed) @eemapso.bsky.social · 08/01/2026"Sir. Can I get my lunch? I'm late. I have to go." Beanz is voiced by @redralph.bsky.social! 0385
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I know it’s not super inline with the question, but for a single session, I think about that game way more than I’d like to acknowledge. 010
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Dungeon Siege; played at a sleepover once, and it was the first time I ever played an RPG/RPG-esque game. Remember being very confused but intrigued. 110
Reposted by Red RalphStrawberry Soup @stawberryxpopx.bsky.social · 23/10/2025looking for TALENT!!! Seeking help on an indie project THIS IS NOT A PAID PROJECT : Apply through link tree: linktr.ee/Strawberryso... Big Phat thank you to Kas for the voice over and editing! Find him here twitter.com/KainKasune 052
Reposted by Red Ralphcult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 20/10/2025not everything is a conspiracy against you, sometimes you just suck and the consequences of your personality are consistent 1395
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Longer I’ve put it off, the more the certainty sneaks behind me. 000
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Just got stung by a wasp while I was driving. I have no idea how it got under my shirt, wtf. 000
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Do I have a treat for you! youtu.be/rbe_dmrlX6Y?...youtu.beRanking Every Joe Dante Movie Part 1 - re:ViewYouTube video by RedLetterMedia 110
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Thank ye, I hope I get it. Just serving at BBQ place; I’m good at customer service, and just need money to try and fully vanquish some medical and CC debt from the same time. 010
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 16/08/2025You gotta call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me. And just interviewing for a second job. 120
Reposted by Red Ralphemily🌈💖 @sealpupper.bsky.social · 28/07/2025This Disney DVD™ is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay™. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay™, select the "Main Menu" button at any time. FastPlay™ will begin in a moment... 03912
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Working with prerelease felons has definitely been interesting. Starting to ease the brakes on trusting them off the bat, but still assuming they want to try and be prepared for the world. Weird headset to be in some days. 000
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 16/04/2025I have realized I kinda look like Monterey Jack from Rescue Rangers. I don’t know what to do with this information, have a pleasant day. 010
Reposted by Red RalphZyggy Stardust || 1/3 Commissions In Progress @zyggystardust.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Just made a BlueSky for my commissions. Feel free to DM me for more info. I'll be sharing some of my personal art as well as commissions too :3 032
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 31/01/2025While not as inferior as most, I will eschew them for a cashew. 010
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Everytime! And it fits with so many different applications of the theme! 000
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Will forever uphold that cashews are the superior snack nut. 120
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 11/11/2024I don’t mind short jokes, I just hate the default height for them is always 5’6”. I’m 5’5”. 010
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 04/11/2024Legit the only sport anime that made me excited. It heals a part of my soul every time I watch it. 000
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 02/11/2024Few things better than slightly scorching your throat on a cold day with Cup O’ Noodles broth. 000
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 02/11/2024He looks like Jerry got the better of him 🤣 he’s a goober. 110
Reposted by Red RalphJess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024If I made a video game where the player could go behind a waterfall I would put a big ol’ boxing glove on a spring in there that fuckin gets them. 813782455
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 29/10/2024And won’t intimidate; they’ll usually just give a professional ‘no, sorry, we can’t’ if they won’t do it 000
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 29/10/2024Usually college loan services have been very understanding in my experience; I haven’t used that specific one, but usually they will try to work with you. They won’t laugh at you, though! 100
Reposted by Red RalphTrobs @trobs.bsky.social · 29/10/2024Why are they called wireless mice and not hamsters? No tail. Should be a hamster. 1195
Reposted by Red RalphHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 27/10/2024I hate hate hate hate these chodes who think we need to get to Mars to save humanity. There are zero scenarios that could ever make Earth as deadly as Mars. Zero. I’d love if we went to Mars. Of course! But for science!! Not as a “backup planet.” 433119211223
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 26/10/2024Not sure if it’s from the alt history project/others you’re working on, or just artwork, but really enjoy this! Good work, love it. 010
Reposted by Red RalphRestlessDreamer<3 @restlessdreamer752.bsky.social · 24/10/2024You promised to bake me there some day......but you never did. Well i'm a loaf there now......in our special place......bready for you 59517
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 24/10/2024Not entirely sure where in my home state this is, but it’s screaming Three Forks to me. A lot of my state looks similar tho xD 000
Reposted by Red RalphFine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 24/10/2024I can't be the only one for whom, no matter how often the Tim Walz "dipshit" video comes up in my feed, I stop and watch it every time. Such strong Red Forman energy, but without any risk of Danny Masterson in scene. 82758
Red Ralph @redralph.bsky.social · 24/10/2024RE2 doesn’t jumpscare me a ton, but when it does, I smash my shins on my desk. 020