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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

sometimes you can use the cat as a napkin

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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i had a blast but can you please not invite basho next time? his vivid depictions of the change of seasons make me painfully aware of my own transience

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

is there anything better than having a personal curse lifted

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

it’s insane to have had what you thought were really basic american career things and then learn people who work in the skyscraper next to you just don’t do active shooter drills in their buildings anymore because they’re too depressing

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I wish yahoo answers still existed. an old lady in pearls typing “how do I know if I’m having someone else’s dream? I don’t like the idea”

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

it’s a shame my partner can never enjoy the reveries and revelries of “girls morning” (when the two cats pile on top of me and purr for an hour after he leaves for work) but I understand why it has to happen in that order

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

did anyone else have to do toxic gas drills in their elementary school where your teachers taped up the doors in the gymnasium or was my school just insane. we also grew salmon in the library

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

you can just make friends as an adult. I made thirty five strangers in my neighborhood contribute to a group playlist today and six of them are now my instagram mutuals. I love being underemployed

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I’m kind of like if an old man was an old cat was a girl

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

if you can believe it, laura palmer once again

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

the world knew to deliver me an Afternooner’s Delight today. you know it’s a real one when it’s exactly three small compliments received around 3pm

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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

the original devourer of the Girl Dinner was of course the noble Ploughman but some of you aren’t ready to have that conversation

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

trying to making friends at my new pottery class by talking about how I knocked out my front tooth on a lime scooter and shoved it back in and it was fine. then three women show me their fake front tooth

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

deeply moving free playset currently living on the street corner near us

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

had ice cream for lunch three days this week. achewood comic t-shirt I’m the guy who sucks plus I got depression

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

dreamt about eating silica gel beads

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I’ve been wandering about for the past decade since my undergrad saying that going to school for my master’s degree is irresponsible but baby I’m in my fuck it and find out era. googling how to go to grad school

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

working on achieving the air of a low-level twitter e-girl circa 2021 by mysteriously posting on my letterboxd about eating disorder rehab and wearing reformation

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

how does one know when the work you’re making crosses into the art territory… for me it’s when the process and concept are critical to reading your piece but idk. anyways here’s a collage in progress using a korean technique on dyed paper towels. see alt text

“OK” (2026) paper towels, turmeric, onion skins, soju, sodium bicarbonate, malic acid, table salt, lemon juice, cleaning spray. for my grandmother, labeled “OK” on her paperwork after secretly immigrating from north korea.

orange and red translucent strips of paper towels are stuck to a window so sunlight shines through. a stripe of red paper is sandwiched between two sheets of paper towels “rescued” after use in cleaning, à la Korean joomchi . the paper towel strips were first dyed with an extract made from turmeric and soju, exposed to the sunlight outside, then dipped in a baking soda solution and treated with common household items.

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

being a woman is sometimes about being a hole in a tree that people whisper secrets into. a lot of times that means listening to men tell me their most shameful masturbation memory

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

wiping the cat’s goop right back onto the cat

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

made a sandwich today called the three leaf clover club, please picture the beautiful cross section sourdough mayo baby gem lettuce swiss cheese toasted sourdough rubbed with garlic fresh pesto speckled lettuce swiss cheese red oak lettuce shaved red onion dijon mustard sourdough #sandwichmaxxing

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

a collage I made about having a tummy ache in europe

pharmaceutical packaging that says “reisetabletten al” and features a reclining slender woman in a sunhat, pasted above black & white image of Lily Rose Depp rending her dress and screaming in Nosferatu. the image is cut in half and pasted on paper dyed with ph-reactive pigment extracted from turmeric and herbal liquor

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

why aren’t we all talking about the enormous underground lake in Antarctica that contains freshwater that has been completely isolated for millions of years and contains unknown life!!!

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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Horney's (on Main) Clinton, IN

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

went to a wedding last night where the maid of honor said “going to Japan is basically birthright for white millennials” in her toast

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

saw a sign for a realtor named Carol Influenza

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

just found a short story I wrote in 2012 about an archaeology professor who steals the antikythera for his university’s collection in order to study time travel so I would like to request a cut of Ms. Fleabag’s Dial of Destiny residuals

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I discovered some of my own lore this evening: apparently I’ve been known as “black glasses girl” to the whole staff of my neighborhood pizza bar because one of the guys in the kitchen was obsessed with me before getting married and moving away. the bartender and I sent him a selfie together

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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

(belle and sebastian voice) barack hussein obama, are you straight or are you gay

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

love to be in a sold-out movie screening on a weekday in the heart of downtown seattle! love to get to actually stand in line for popcorn around other people my age - it’s exciting there’s enough of us to form a line! the city is bright and beautiful no matter what komo news says

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I know this person probably gets off on me saying this but oh boy this was a weird one to see. good account to check out if you want to see someone talk about eating dog meat constantly

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

is there a better feeling than seeing a podcaster give a positive rating to a film you love on letterboxd? oh no I don’t really have a specific purpose in life right now, why do you ask

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

each citizen should be randomly assigned a small portfolio of wikipedia pages to maintain

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

feeling emotional about an 8,000 year old cave painting depicting a man walking a dog on a leash

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

hello and good morning to the bird who lives outside my window but my love it’s 4:12am it’s not time for you yet

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I’ll eat a piece of cheese loosey goosey no problem

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

a clearly heartbroken person has been parked outside my apartment blasting sad 70s folk music for the last hour and just abruptly switched to drake

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I have a disease where I like to save images to my phone

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

🚨REAL🚨Discovered something so incredibly dangerous to me personally, which is that every food item on the grocery store app has reviews

REAL reviews of red onion with titles and body text. They say,

1. Ascend:
The red onion is the only onion for me, strong and vivacious it turns the beat around!

2. Onions should be good & they were.
What you would hope for in an onion. 🙄

3. Freah.
Good quality.

4. GOOD.
GOOD.

5. Onion.
Love onion.

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

who up contemplating the lost potential of their future

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

being an eating disorder girlie means the world is a PvP enabled zone. today a woman cited her waist size at me and then said “do you need a sip of your milk?” as she pointed at my protein shake

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

bro imagine living in a neighborhood that doesn’t have a year-round farming market. imagine having to wait for opening day. losers!

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Mice never been chill! (it autocorrected from “I’ve” but I’m practicing being chill)

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

the Afternooner’s Delight is when I get 3 outfit compliments from strangers when I’ve left my house to talk to humans for the first time all day. the Afternooner’s Despair is realizing one compliment came from a GreenPeace volunteer and therefore was not offered in truth

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

mini starbursts are so insanely good when you want to chew on handfuls of plastic or pencil erasers and I probably spend $20/week on them

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

turns out crying and sleeping in are very good for my skin

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