iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I wish yahoo answers still existed. an old lady in pearls typing “how do I know if I’m having someone else’s dream? I don’t like the idea”

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on some Oh God Where Are You Now? (In Pickeril Lake? Pigeon? Marquette? Mackinaw?) shit

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Stevens being edged in Michigan? talk about For the Widows In Paradise, for the Fatherless In Ypsilanti

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it’s a shame my partner can never enjoy the reveries and revelries of “girls morning” (when the two cats pile on top of me and purr for an hour after he leaves for work) but I understand why it has to happen in that order

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had someone bring this back from london for me and have exclusively used it to trap fruit flies. they go crazy

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

did anyone else have to do toxic gas drills in their elementary school where your teachers taped up the doors in the gymnasium or was my school just insane. we also grew salmon in the library

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you can just make friends as an adult. I made thirty five strangers in my neighborhood contribute to a group playlist today and six of them are now my instagram mutuals. I love being underemployed

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I’m kind of like if an old man was an old cat was a girl

red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

if you can believe it, laura palmer once again

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

the world knew to deliver me an Afternooner’s Delight today. you know it’s a real one when it’s exactly three small compliments received around 3pm

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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

the original devourer of the Girl Dinner was of course the noble Ploughman but some of you aren’t ready to have that conversation

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trying to making friends at my new pottery class by talking about how I knocked out my front tooth on a lime scooter and shoved it back in and it was fine. then three women show me their fake front tooth

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haunting foreshadowing if you look below to the first floor (or floor zero as they say in europe. I was there.)

deeply moving free playset currently living on the street corner near us

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and I mean ice cream out in the world for lunch. chocolate vanilla swirl with a hojicha white chocolate shell. coffee with fresh waffle cone. matcha strawberry soft serve in a sugar cone. the world is abundant

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

had ice cream for lunch three days this week. achewood comic t-shirt I’m the guy who sucks plus I got depression

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dreamt about eating silica gel beads

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I’ve been wandering about for the past decade since my undergrad saying that going to school for my master’s degree is irresponsible but baby I’m in my fuck it and find out era. googling how to go to grad school

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working on achieving the air of a low-level twitter e-girl circa 2021 by mysteriously posting on my letterboxd about eating disorder rehab and wearing reformation

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but I suppose yes this is also my superior “I blacked out and woke up with a literature degree” bullshitting ability at work. it’s cute!

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how does one know when the work you’re making crosses into the art territory… for me it’s when the process and concept are critical to reading your piece but idk. anyways here’s a collage in progress using a korean technique on dyed paper towels. see alt text

“OK” (2026) paper towels, turmeric, onion skins, soju, sodium bicarbonate, malic acid, table salt, lemon juice, cleaning spray. for my grandmother, labeled “OK” on her paperwork after secretly immigrating from north korea.

orange and red translucent strips of paper towels are stuck to a window so sunlight shines through. a stripe of red paper is sandwiched between two sheets of paper towels “rescued” after use in cleaning, à la Korean joomchi . the paper towel strips were first dyed with an extract made from turmeric and soju, exposed to the sunlight outside, then dipped in a baking soda solution and treated with common household items.

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being a woman is sometimes about being a hole in a tree that people whisper secrets into. a lot of times that means listening to men tell me their most shameful masturbation memory

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wiping the cat’s goop right back onto the cat

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just kidding but can you imagine

barnes & noble: noble is a title denoting land ownership, and all borders necessarily imply the violence of their creation and maintenance

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

made a sandwich today called the three leaf clover club, please picture the beautiful cross section sourdough mayo baby gem lettuce swiss cheese toasted sourdough rubbed with garlic fresh pesto speckled lettuce swiss cheese red oak lettuce shaved red onion dijon mustard sourdough #sandwichmaxxing

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a collage I made about having a tummy ache in europe

pharmaceutical packaging that says “reisetabletten al” and features a reclining slender woman in a sunhat, pasted above black & white image of Lily Rose Depp rending her dress and screaming in Nosferatu. the image is cut in half and pasted on paper dyed with ph-reactive pigment extracted from turmeric and herbal liquor

red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

why aren’t we all talking about the enormous underground lake in Antarctica that contains freshwater that has been completely isolated for millions of years and contains unknown life!!!

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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Horney's (on Main) Clinton, IN

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

went to a wedding last night where the maid of honor said “going to Japan is basically birthright for white millennials” in her toast

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

saw a sign for a realtor named Carol Influenza

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

just found a short story I wrote in 2012 about an archaeology professor who steals the antikythera for his university’s collection in order to study time travel so I would like to request a cut of Ms. Fleabag’s Dial of Destiny residuals

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I honestly can’t see the name Bender without thinking “shampoo doesn’t expire baby!”

red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I discovered some of my own lore this evening: apparently I’ve been known as “black glasses girl” to the whole staff of my neighborhood pizza bar because one of the guys in the kitchen was obsessed with me before getting married and moving away. the bartender and I sent him a selfie together

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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

(belle and sebastian voice) barack hussein obama, are you straight or are you gay

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Backrooms! really great social commentary, otherwise just decent

love to be in a sold-out movie screening on a weekday in the heart of downtown seattle! love to get to actually stand in line for popcorn around other people my age - it’s exciting there’s enough of us to form a line! the city is bright and beautiful no matter what komo news says

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watch Backrooms and then read a biography on Linnaeus and then pretty please can we talk about different historical eras’ paranoia around categorization and naming

I know this person probably gets off on me saying this but oh boy this was a weird one to see. good account to check out if you want to see someone talk about eating dog meat constantly

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red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

is there a better feeling than seeing a podcaster give a positive rating to a film you love on letterboxd? oh no I don’t really have a specific purpose in life right now, why do you ask

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each citizen should be randomly assigned a small portfolio of wikipedia pages to maintain

red onion @redonion.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

feeling emotional about an 8,000 year old cave painting depicting a man walking a dog on a leash