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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

I mean, that would be best, but the feds are holding the SNAP money hostage. I would imagine that this is the fastest way they can get state aid out, since they’d have to come up with a mechanism for divvying it up and disbursing it onto everyone’s EBT card from a different account

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Does anyone have any surefire ways to find objects stolen by the fae? Asking for an object with an approximately 4’ x 3’ x 2” frame that I swear was in that closet

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Ohhhh gotcha, I muted her pretty quickly so it hasn’t been quite so bad on my feed

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

At this point I’m either muting or blocking because clearly we have VERY different morals. I get it’s uncomfortable to realize you’re apologizing for racism but grow up, do better, and move on to something better! It’s possible!

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

We may be about to find out how many people are unaware of the relationship between their Oregon Trail card and SNAP

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

One of the reasons I love my community and am happy to have my kids grow up here is because we hear 3-4 different languages every time we go to Costco

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

The research coming out of Finland is part of why we chose an outdoor preschool. Anecdotally, we’ve had 3 less viruses so far than a friend who started traditional preschool at the same time

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

It’s not exactly kingship, but at some point in the last 200 years my husband’s family got so pissed off with the rest of the Kennedys that they changed their name, fucked off, and ended up Protestant. Probably for the best honestly. Everyone in that line would make a better HHS secretary though

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Oh that’s in between everything else

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Anyway guess what’s stuck in my head tonight

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

In high school one of my choirs sang “The Boy From New York City.” The sheet music had an absolutely hilarious typo, so obvi us normally “good” kids loved pissing off the director by singing “his dueling scar/ and brand new ear” since after all, that’s what was written

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

What if the tamale is the ancient precursor to the corn dog

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

That looks a hell of a lot better than most GF buns, AND it keeps the condiments corralled? I’ve got to remember this the next time we have hot dogs

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Yeah, I think I had a couple friends growing up who were like “cool, fry sauce on salad, why not.” I’m going to need more info on cheeseburger salads- that sounds interesting since most gluten free buns suck

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

She must do a decent job on the ratios because everyone her age and older that’s eaten it always says it’s good… or they’re just better liars than I am

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

My mom’s version of salad dressing was mayo mixed with ketchup. I grew up hating salad dressing

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I grew up in a Best Foods family and still hate it. The only one I’ve ever liked is a fancy Japanese one that I can only get from, like, 1 restaurant. I can tolerate the more hipster brands now but I’ll only voluntarily eat it in potato salad

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

this is just me at 8:01PM

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

And sometimes the close female friends of your grandma are also your aunt

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

I think my favorite part was the bit where she was like “I know you’re not violating the oath to the constitution that we both took”

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

These would get coffee stained so fast and yet I irrationally want them

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Oh my god I have to drive through the Nike campus to get to Costco, this is giving me all sorts of feelings (Incidentally, half the buildings are now for sale/lease…)

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 28/10/2025

Ms Rachel just called Andrew Cuomo a raggedy old racist bitch

Ms Rachel via Instagram:

I've eaten rice the way Zohran Mamdani does. A friend made me a meal years ago & showed me that way of eating rice. I thought it was cool.
Teachers in NYC teach students to be kind & respectful toward other students' cultures. It's one of our learning standards to help children feel proud of who they are.
It's disappointing that some adults can't model the same decency & kindness that students in NYC show every day.
They would rather model something none of our religions teach us - racism and attacking our neighbors instead of loving them.

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

I’m glad we can save posts but the save button is right in my thumb’s scrolling path

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

It was pretty sweet. I’m finding myself wondering if I can track one down even though I hardly eat popcorn nowadays

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

LMAO I’m so glad that’s not the version I grew up with. My mom perfected her caramel corn recipe on my friends when I was a teen, the jokes of this were the model would’ve been…

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

I mean, I feel like it’s also the sort of thing that people got rid of if they didn’t use and everyone else is hanging onto it until either it dies or they do

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Omg it’s called the “pumper”????

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

As a kid I LOVED watching the popcorn come out of this. It was like the scene in the animated 101 Dalmatians when the puppies all run down the hill. 1 or 2 early stragglers, then BAM- a hundred popcorn pieces tumbling into the big brown glass bowl all at once

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

I’m pretty sure my parents still have and use theirs

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Sometimes it doesn’t work and then you get the fun of yelling at whatever dumbass somehow missed a 6’??” outfielder pinwheeling like a maniac, causing the other team to score. Or laughing when it’s not your team

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

It’s to call off the other players so they don’t collide and it’s secondary benefit is to be adorable

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Caitlin Yarsky- PROMETHEUS GRAFT #1 FOC 11/02!! @caitlinyarsky.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Here is a list of food pantries in Portland OR if you or someone you know in PDX is about to be affected by the snap cuts: www.foodpantries.org/ci/or-portland

foodpantries.org

Find Food Assistance in Portland, OR: A Comprehensive Directory of Food Pantries

Discover 69 food pantry locations in Portland, OR plus additional food pantry resources nearby.

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

It doesn’t say anything on the flyer? I’d hate to register and have them think I’m taking up a seat if it’s not hybrid

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

There are no circuses. Soon there will be no bread. These guys took the wrong lessons from the few humanities courses they slept through

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

WaCo, if you can get to this tonight it’s probably a good idea given the number of Ford SUVs with missing plates speeding around

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Is there a way to livestream, or will there be an online version in the future? I’d like to attend but doing things in person in the evening is difficult

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

I got a free* cutesy swaddle blanket as part of my baby registry** free* gift and um. I’m probably just going to use it for daytime naps because what do you mean the swaddle blanket is not for sleeping? That’s literally the only time you swaddle a baby? *just pay shipping **organizational only

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

[norman rockwell guy] teams is better than zoom or goto or webex

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

I’m not even through the whole article and I want to throw something. This concept MIGHT work for SOME secondary students who do learn better online. This is horrific as an elementary and middle school concept

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

It finally happened. Someone didn’t realize they weren’t muted and went to the bathroom during a call I was on. We’re all just pretending it never happened

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Mine is from the 2022 cohort but so far I’m seeing this too. Much smaller sample size, but nearly all of the kids we’ve met at library/classes/preschool are oldest, only, or have a sibling 8+ years older

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

We’ve been donating what we can to the Oregon Food Bank and our church food pantry for a while now. If you haven’t been but can, now is a great time to start

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

We got ours when he was an adult and knew going in that he’d have baggage. Ideally the shelter will tell you if they don’t know all the history, but we went on a big adoption weekend and they forgot to give us parts of his medical record from the surgeries he’d just had until our vet asked

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