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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

These actually just came and I’m super excited for them- I don’t need to hem them because of the ankle, but the fabric makes them feel a step up from leggings and sweats. They’re so stretchy that I can pull them over my 2nd trimester bump and they still have swish in the legs

A pair of lightweight jogger pants in a rich redwood color. They have pockets, a drawstring and elastic waist, and elastic ankle cuffs

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Unfortunately, I only follow the mariners and no other sport and have my entire life

The ESPN misery indicator. The score is 92. The only team is the Mariners. The test reads “You are: woeful Things are looking pretty grim. I’d offer to buy you a cold beverage, but I’m just a robot in your computer”

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Good news! If you love food but are picky about what you eat raw and also have a gold allergy, you can confuse the test

A food choice test results screenshot. The results are low on upper class, medium on upper middle class, and high on middle, lower middle, and lower class. It says “Your food choices could not be tied to any one social class.”

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

What do you mean my beautiful face isn’t permanently etched into your brain 😂

A white girl with brown hair and blonde highlights. Dark eyebrows, hazel eyes, indeterminate face shape

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Hell no! They’ve come a very long way since those. Toe pockets are worse than socks when it comes to foot prisons imo 😅 Ones like these:

A screenshot of two pairs of sandals. The top pair is light purple and strappy, with the part that goes between your toes. The bottom pair has light pink fabric straps with a black sole and looks more like a traditional hiking sandal. Both pairs have thin, flat footbeds with no arch support or raised heel

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Really not sure if I’m feeling my makeup look today, think I might need more sleep

Michael Sheen from Twilight. He’s in a super fancy 18th century outfit. He’s extremely pale with almost bruised-red shading around his red eyes. His long dark hair is pulled back

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Our dogs are almost identical! Mine appears to be a bit older

A black dog with bat ears, brown eyes, and a graying muzzle lays upright on a wood floor. One paw is tucked in and the other is stretched out in front of him

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Irl looks a tad more golden and green I guess? I’ve never been able to decide if they’re green or blue

A white wrist with a faded pink watch band and maybe blue veins?

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Thank you!!! I did a little makeup today and was inspired to try a tiny bit of blush for contour and highlighter for blush - I’m never going back to contouring with bronzer!

A white woman in a chocolate brown dress sitting in a car. She has a little bit of makeup on and her cheeks are glowing. She has shoulder length brown hair with blonde highlights, which is a bit frizzy

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

You’re doing face shapes next right? 😝 bonus info: gold and silver tend to both stand out, while rose gold looks more neutral and more gold

A pale white woman with unkempt dark eyebrows and a slight smattering of freckles. The darker hair is her natural color. Her eyes are best described as hazel.

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I’ve only been working on this BINGO card a month and I’m tired

Hank Green’s 2025 Bingo card. Marked off are free space, AI assistants complain of bad bosses, 5 people fired from Trump admin in one month, US Mint stops making Pennies, Weird space signal isn’t aliens, Elon Must has kids we didn’t know about (again), and I have a nervous breakdown

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

We probably should have brought the crows an offering, but they let us sled anyways

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Well #PNW 🌱 folks, I need advice. The aphid-infested, root-bound vine maple in the backyard is dripping after a visit from a woodpecker yesterday. Anyone have an idea what’s happening? The “cuts” seem new and aren’t where the suet feeder was located. There are 3 or 4

A cut on a tree branch with liquid seeping from it

A root-bound tree with periwinkle surrounding it

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Kirkland reading me for filth over here

A black coffe bag with white and gold writing saying “It is best when consumed within an hour or so. Reheating or boiling brewed coffee is not recommended.”

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I just pulled this from NBC- are they trying for the other 4? Because that would be amazing! Or is there another step I’m missing between this and Biden’s desk?

Senate passes funding for pediatric cancer screenshot

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Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️ @redcaptain.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

After discovering Turkey organs I didn’t know existed, dry brine is done! Pacific sea salt, Penzey’s pepper, dried orange, coriander, and poultry seasoning- all from Penzey’s

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