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The News You Need Today! A wry, satirical look at most current events

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reasury @reasury.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
NEWS JUST IN: The Science Museum has unveiled the dark truth behind Lego’s innocent building blocks. The bricks are secretly promoting an anti-LGBT agenda... reasury.com/2025/02/06/s...
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Science Museum Exposes Lego’s Shocking Anti-LGBT Agenda: Gendered Bricks Promote Heteronormative Playtime
In a (clearly) publicity-seeking-exhibit, the Science Museum has unveiled the dark truth behind Lego’s seemingly innocent building blocks. The museum’s cutting-edge research demonstrate…
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HIGNFY @hignfy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Gaza latest: Not for the first time, Donald Trump attempts to grab something without permission
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I'm sure there's a name for people who cheer on foreign powers against their own country. And it isn't patriots.
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reasury @reasury.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
BREAKING NEWS: Presidential Inauguration Replaced by TikTok Dance Challenge, Nation Approves!
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a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a flag
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a flag
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
To whoever is advising Kemi Badenoch on what questions to ask at #PMQs - thank you so much for the excellent work you are doing for Labour. Much appreciated! 😂
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Woman who hacked into another MP's computer and two of whose predecessors were convicted for breaking their own rules, says we don’t want politicians with convictions.
Kemi Badenoch at despatch box
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2Tone4Real @2tone4real.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Old but gold...
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The MAGA Trigger @magatrigger.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Religion does NOT belong in our schools! Agreed? ✋
An illustration showing a metaphorical “large high wall” separating “Church” and “State.” On the side labeled “Church,” buildings resembling places of worship are captioned “Religion goes here.” On the side labeled “State,” there are government buildings and a public school labeled “Science goes here.” The top of the image displays the text “BUILD THIS WALL.”
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John Holbein @johnholbein1.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
lol
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Mike Hixenbaugh @mikehixenbaugh.com · 30/11/2024
Bluesky is winning because both twitter and threads have gone out of their way to make their platforms inhospitable to reputable journalists and news. @kattenbarge.bsky.social reports: www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-...
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Journalists flock to Bluesky as X becomes increasingly 'toxic'
Journalists are finding more readers and less hate on Bluesky than on the platform they used to know as Twitter.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
This needs to be taken seriously and taken seriously now - not in 3 years' time. www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
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2Tone4Real @2tone4real.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
If you are a lefty, if you support rejoining Europe 🇬🇧, if you support Ukraine 🇺🇦, if you hate fascists like Trump and Farage…I want to follow you. #FollowForFollow #LeftiesOfTheWorldUnite #FBPE #SlavaUkraïni #NAFO #FBR #AntiFascist Like, ReSkeet, Comment
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two men looking at each other with the words you have to fight it
ALT: two men looking at each other with the words you have to fight it
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reasury @reasury.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
BREAKING: "X-TV Presenter Looking To Join Reform"
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reasury @reasury.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Apparently, the fragrant Angela just won a drink with Lee by becoming the 100,000 member of the Grifters Club. What's that, love? Two pints? ...Oh, just one then?
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reasury @reasury.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Therese Coffey's currently doing the rounds on TV, so it seems a good time to remind everyone about this article about her approach to health and wellbeing. reasury.com/2024/07/07/t...
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Therese Coffey’s Guide to Good Health
In a move that’s left medical professionals reaching for the defibrillators, former Health Secretary Therese Coffey has released her long-awaited health guide, “Live Fast, Die Whenever:…
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Kobe (She) @kobe1991.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
This country is getting dumber. The very people who supported Dumpster the most will be hurt the most by his disastrous policies.
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reasury @reasury.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
BREAKING NEWS: "Government announces 'Patriotic Payment Plan': Citizens can now sponsor a pothole or public bench in their name. A win-win for civic pride and infrastructure! #ProudToPay #BuildBackBenches"
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reasury @reasury.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Clarkson's not been in the news much today... so we wanted to share this: reasury.com/2024/10/24/w...
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Walkers Crisps Buys Jeremy Clarkson’s Farm, Promises ‘Petrol-Flavoured’ Limited Edition
CHIPPING NORTON — In a move that has left agricultural experts baffled and snack enthusiasts intrigued, Walkers Crisps announced today its acquisition of Jeremy Clarkson’s Diddly Squat Farm, …
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reasury @reasury.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Here's popularity for you... over 9 thousand followers and not a single post yet. We're all waiting with our breath fully bated.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I don't know, have you ever just tried maybe, not being shitty? 🤷‍♂️
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