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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 10/06/2025
When they think no one is looking. *Cops damaging their own cars?
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DemocracyEnjoyer @democracyenjoyer.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
The Democrat’s top line ad theme for the midterms…
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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Going out the way he came in (high off his ass)
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Evan Poe @evanpoe.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
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MysterySolvent @mysterysolvent.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
OMG! Elon is so high it looks like he’s hallucinating!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
“Brian Glenn, what happened to you. Did Little X get you too?” “No, this was from MTG.”
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The @rollingstone.com hed is a little more direct than the @nytimes.com. 🤡 www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Jennifer C @thejenniwren.teamlh.social · 23/05/2025
Friday fabulousness! 🐸💚 Kermit the Frog gave the *greenest* graduation speech ever at UMD! Full of puns, heart, and wisdom, the legendary Muppet reminded grads it’s not easy being green—but it *is* worth it. From ping-pong balls to podiums, Jim Henson’s legacy lives on. 🎓🌟
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Rick Wilson @therickwilson.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
This is my not-shocked face.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Republicans just voted to cut my Medicaid. But at least I know some of the woke kids are getting deported.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The cruelty is the point.
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Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Twitter / X is down
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I've always loved Paul Rudnick's wit.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Wearing a bright blue suit, texting, and then sleeping at Pope Francis’s funeral. What an embarrassing mess.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
To those who celebrate 🎉
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Nothing like the taste of your 88th birthday cake! Thank you, Bradder, for a wonderful celebration with friends and family today.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Unkind men so often whither in the face of unkindness.
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Chris @realtrashpanda.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Oh dear god
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Anyone who thinks Pete Hegseth will resign doesn't understand TrumpWorld. They have no shame. They have no introspection. They have no respect for consequences.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/03/2025
we live in a simulation
Hillary Clinton says "you gotta be kidding me" about Trump officials texting war plans
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
RIP George Foreman 🙏…one of the best to ever do it….rest easy Champ!
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Texas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 22/03/2025
Soros owes me millions.
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Chris @realtrashpanda.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Repealing the Inflation Reduction Act could wipe $160 billion off US GDP A full repeal of the Inflation Reduction Act this year could cause significant damage to the US economy, triggering nearly 790,000 job losses in 2030 and reducing GDP by more than $160 billion www.semafor.com/article/03/2...
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Repealing the Inflation Reduction Act could wipe $160 billion off US GDP
Republican-controlled states stand out as some of the biggest losers, according to projections by the think tank Energy Innovation.
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Huh
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Rick Wilson @therickwilson.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I have many flaws, but at least I’m not a ketamine addict with a botched penis surgery.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
You hurt his feelings.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
CARTOON OF THE DAY 😕🇺🇸
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Several Teslas were set on fire at a Tesla service center in Las Vegas early this morning.
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Liz (or Lizzie) Kim 김혜성 💫 @lizzielizliz.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
A major anti Elon protest outside of Space X.
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
People in Serbia are rising up. Beautiful to see.
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Chris @realtrashpanda.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Dow drops 800 points to session lows, S&P 500 falls more than 2% as market sell-off intensifies www.cnbc.com/2025/03/09/s...
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Dow drops 800 points to session lows, S&P 500 falls more than 2% as market sell-off intensifies: Live updates
Stocks dropped as the selling pressures that dragged Wall Street last week persisted, while investors braced for a slew of economic data reports this week.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
“Launch Musk to Mars” and “Democracy Dies with DOGE”. #3E #endoligarchy #teslatakeover #teslatakedown
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 10/03/2025
Trump constantly took credit for Biden's record-breaking stock market, yet blames Biden now that his stock market is in free fall.
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Frode #Fella @frodehommedal.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Tesla stocks are plummeting, SpaceX Starships are blowing up, X is down for a long time - again. I wonder what the common denominator is. If only we could figure out this conundrum.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Went to "X" for some schadenfreude over the plunge in Tesla stock and it seems X is doing about as well as Tesla and SpaceX. Masterful gambit, sir.
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Lincoln Square @lincolnsquare.media · 10/03/2025
Perhaps Musk should stay in his own lane, get back to X and Tesla, and leave us all alone. www.the-independent.com/tech/x-down-...
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X down: Twitter not working amid major outage
X has gone down in what appears to be a major and global outage.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
No one could have predicted
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I’m sure Bari Weiss and Greg Lukianoff will be all over this
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
After all the Red Carpets, the ceremony itself, the after party & the after-after parties, nothing compares to the warm welcome upon my return home. 🐕 🐶 🐾 #Oscars2025
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
DONALD TRUMP: "My tariffs are gonna be great for America!" STOCK MARKET: "God, you're stupid."
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I do Nazi the stock recovering anytime soon
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Why are American taxpayers going to bail out scam artists losing money in the crypto markets? We are going to borrow more money to pump it into the crypto market to enrich scammers and leeches who produce nothing of value for humanity?
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𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚙𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎✩ @allmylovesteph.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
South Carolina is burning down to the ground but where is Trump? He’s golfing. Why isn’t Trump criticizing Republican Governor Henry McMaster? Oh, He’s golfing.
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
So, actually, it always was Russia.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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