Reposted by Samal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/03/2025sundays are for ordering a burger with all the crucifixins 59216
Reposted by SamClark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 11/02/2025I'm not taking reading advice from anyone who can't close a parenthesis. 0582
Reposted by SamDisembodied Head Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Two things can be true. You can be a Nazi who throws out 'Sieg Heil' salutes, and you can ALSO be an awkward goober who looks like a flailing idiot every time you try to do literally anything physically. These are not mutually exclusive. 2263
Reposted by SamRed Herring Bear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 31/12/2024|￣￣￣￣￣￣| | RABBITS | | CAN’T | | HOLD | | SIGNS | |＿＿＿＿＿＿| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / づ 06113
Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Oooh, you can straight-up hide people who accept money from Amway! 010
Reposted by SamJon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Sick of people calling everything in crypto a Ponzi scheme. Some crypto projects are pump and dump schemes, while others are pyramid schemes. Others are just standard issue fraud. Others are just middlemen skimming off the top. Stop glossing over the diversity in the industry. 722358658
Reposted by SamGiraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 25/12/2024I don’t crab race professionally. It’s more of a side hustle 1242578
Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 15/12/2024idk shit, but don't these "donations" smell like a protection racket? 020
Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 10/12/2024People on Nextdoor need to keep track of their fucking pets 110
Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Now, this makes no damn sense. How can 7 streams get you into the top half a percent? Am I the only person who still listens to this song? 020
Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Weird how the people complaining the loudest about echo chambers also tend to be the ones who think any perspective different from their own is "too woke." 160
Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I appreciated all the talk about him biting his glove and having a biting fixation. We're thinking about rewatching Mike Tyson's Mysteries, now.media.tenor.coma cartoon pigeon is holding a cup of coffee in front of a windowAlt: Pigeon, voiced by the late, great, Norm Macdonald, is holding a cup of coffee in front of a window. 010
Reposted by SamPaul Costello @paulcinephile.bsky.social · 08/11/2024New insult just dropped. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bony-ea...en.wikipedia.orgBony-eared assfish - Wikipedia 1328265
Reposted by SamAsh Darby @ashdarby.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Tired of boiling water every time you make pasta? Boil a few litres at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later. Follow me for more tips! 1366
Reposted by SamCaitlin Gilbert @caitlingilbert.bsky.social · 13/11/2024wait why does the dept of government efficiency have two co-chairs 1290225672924
Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 25/10/2024Voted last weekend by mail, and saw today my ballot has been counted. Pasco County is not exactly the purplest of red counties, so I've been checking my registration status regularly for months, and I'm happy to report that no funny business occurred. Here's hoping. Anyway. Fuck trump and lfg 020
Reposted by SamDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 22/10/2024Gotta be in the running for the quo-est quid that ever pro'd. 12785146
Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 22/10/2024List to automatically mute or block right wing propaganda accounts. 160
Reposted by SamBrian Richardson @siliconchef.bsky.social · 08/10/2024You're not lactose intolerant, you're haunted by cheese 👻 885332752
Reposted by SamPeter Olson @overtype.com · 08/10/2024At times like this it's good to look at things that will calm you down and bring you joy. 11347381181
