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@realsamanders.bsky.social
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
We don't have to unite behind Bill Clinton. he's not running for office
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I mean, you exploit whatever weakness you can find
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Good riddance to James Fucking Dobson.
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I ask the same question about people who attend football and baseball games
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
"conditional support" isn't support
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
coward
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
CNN is reporting on people bitching on Facebook?!
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
upper alley sounds like a trailer park where everyone's cooking meth
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I think I'm shut out of the upper class because I don't like fish or raw meat
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
you don't think this question was intended as a set up to Mamdani's answer? It's not 60 minutes; they discuss these things before taping.
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
twist: it's the header row
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I have failed every performance review my cat has given me since she hired me 😞
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
100%. I also taught cw for a couple years, and outside of giving them assignments to encourage them to try out specific forms (sonnet, microfiction, etc.,) peer review was the only kind of feedback we practiced. My feedback was limited to whether they followed the conventions of the form or not.
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
off topic, but I had a creative writing teacher do this with OUR work, and then spend multiple class periods reading her unfinished romance novel to us to show us what Real Creative Writing looked like.
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
what kind of weak-ass name is "Skip," anyway?
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/03/2025
sundays are for ordering a burger with all the crucifixins
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
all cats are bastards
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Christians have a strong persecution complex, it's true. That their morals are often an artifact of bronze age tribalism is also true. But I can vehemently disagree with obsolete Christian views without persecuting them. As they love to say about gay people, "love the sinner; hate the sin."
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
how tf does one demagogue something?
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtra...
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Chemtrail conspiracy theory - Wikipedia
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
where political activism and chemtrail conspiracy theories collide
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I thought I'd blocked this motherfucker months ago, and here he is showing up in my goddamn feed again.
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
not if I can pick a genocide happening somewhere in the world and blame my team for allowing it to happen
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I was waiting to see if I got arrested or put in time out or something for asking questions I wasn't allowed to ask.
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
where did all that money go? Now we wait ...
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I'm sure bringing leprosy back is part of making America great again
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DocVelo @docvelo.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Stupid gets people killed.
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
omg. I just wish there was some kind of medical procedure that would protect people from this disease. like some kind of primer for your immune system or something. this is just awful.
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
not if you pronounce it VIE-lets!
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I'm not taking reading advice from anyone who can't close a parenthesis.
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Disembodied Head Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Two things can be true. You can be a Nazi who throws out 'Sieg Heil' salutes, and you can ALSO be an awkward goober who looks like a flailing idiot every time you try to do literally anything physically. These are not mutually exclusive.
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
lol
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Red Herring Bear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | RABBITS | | CAN’T | | HOLD | | SIGNS | |______| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /   づ
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I read them for the 1st time last year. You're in for a wild ride!
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Excellent advice for everybody
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Oooh, you can straight-up hide people who accept money from Amway!
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Sick of people calling everything in crypto a Ponzi scheme. Some crypto projects are pump and dump schemes, while others are pyramid schemes. Others are just standard issue fraud. Others are just middlemen skimming off the top. Stop glossing over the diversity in the industry.
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
so, you're trying to reclaim the word?
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I don't understand what you're trying to do. "Cunt" is a really common pejorative throughout the English speaking world. Your position feels like someone taking issue with calling someone "motherfucker" because there's no actual incest involved.
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
📌
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I don't think anyone's throwing money at Apostate Sriracha.
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
it's worth it just to watch Gary Oldman eat
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Made it through 2024 & considering that a win
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
have I got a BuzzFeed listicle for you!
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
media.tenor.com
Idiocracy Electrolytes GIF
Alt: Idiocracy Electrolytes GIF - "But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes."
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Jesus, even in Idiocracy they still understood they had to water the crops.
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I'm just guessing, but they might be finding you because you have the word porn in your bio.
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
so, like 101% of all countries?
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Sam @realsamanders.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
advice is hard because every situation is so different, but it's a significant loss. it's normal that it fucks you up for a while, and it's worth grieving. more practical: this isn't advice, but I regret not getting a lawyer involved from the jump.
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