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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Apparently JD Vance is botting his Bluesky Account. #JDVance #Couch
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Stay away. #FuckVance
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I go inactive for over a month and I come back to see 2,000 fellow couches.
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Penguins beat Trump in the trade war. #Penguins #FuckTrump
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Just found out Joe Biden has cancer. Get well soon Mr President
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Mel 🎼🎶🌚💫🧡 @melan.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
C't'une fois un gars, on va l'appeler @jd-vance-1.bsky.social qui rencontre un sofa, qu'on va nommer @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social . Ils vécurent heureux et eurent beaucoup d'enfants. 🤗
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Maybe
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Just found out Joe Biden has cancer. Get well soon Mr President
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Penguins beat Trump in the trade war. #Penguins #FuckTrump
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mbltc.bsky.social @mbltc.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Says the republican in a democratic hoodie.
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Damn if only a certain senator named John could actually vote against the T/ump agenda instead of selling out 🫠 #JohnFettermanIsAMAGASellout
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Sean @quasirealism.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Damn dude it'd be real embarrassing if you voted to confirm the woman in charge of defending this in court.
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Beautiful ratio. As always, fuck John Fetterman the MAGAt sellout and fuck Trump #JohnFettermanIsASellout #FuckTrump
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
"Your gonna win so much you'll be tired of winning"-T/ump *Crashes Economy*
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Bad day to have China as your largest business partner.
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 07/04/2025
Last time he told you not "not to worry" half a million Americans died of Covid.
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 07/04/2025
All I’m saying is that President Harris wouldn’t have us looking at the futures market on a Sunday night.
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
How do you add a reporter to a private Government group chat??? This administration is a joke.
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Tony Michaels @thetonymichaels.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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humanintransit.bsky.social @humanintransit.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
🇺🇸ICE #FreeJasmineMooney🇨🇦 This is an illegal detention. 🇺🇸Wake up!!! Start fighting back!!! youtu.be/dTsIzFryEBg
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Canadian woman put in chains, detained by ICE after entering San Diego border
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Ed Leonardi @edleo16.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
IS AMERICA GREAT AGAIN YET????
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/03/2025
Merkley: "The best time to take on a tyrant is as early as possible. And this is the moment."
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mayoisspicyy.bsky.social @mayoisspicyy.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
BOTH REPUBLICAN AND DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS HAVE FUCKED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY, MEDICARE, MEDICAID, & 401K.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 13/03/2025
Democrats are really just going to sit by and watch the country get raped and pillaged by billionaires. The time has come folks... we either shit or get off the pot.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Trump Is Still Trying to Undermine Elections! Now that Trump has installed election deniers throughout his Administration, he has been busy dismantling the guardrails protecting voting and voters. www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
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Trump Is Still Trying to Undermine Elections
Now that Trump has installed election deniers throughout his Administration, he has been busy dismantling the guardrails protecting voting and voters.
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~Kitty👻Kat~On the turning away~Pink Floyd~📚🌸🪴🌸📚 We, The People… @katarinakriz.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
A measles outbreak was not on my 2025 bingo card.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/03/2025
one of the things i truly believe is that a significant portion of this country is in the grip of a death cult
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 11/03/2025
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/03/2025
X engineers clocking in this morning
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a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Eggs are still more expensive
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Not technically a plane crash, but still…
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Yes, Toronto booed the US anthem at Elimination Chamber, they also sang along loudly to Oh Canada
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zuckerb-sux.bsky.social @zuckerb-sux.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
@realjdvancescouch.bsky.social JD was given the bad cop assignment but Trump can’t do good cop. So the result was a shit show with poor Lindsey looking like he just got ran over by JD’s couch. The EU and Ukrainians should talk to China about military aid as a FY to Don and couch boy.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Perhaps Nikki wants to consult a mirror?
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Joe Mama ™️ @joemama123451.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Current mood:
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 23/02/2025
👀
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
"Don't call me a dick." - Elon Musk, dick
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.
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Ukrainska Pravda 🇺🇦 @pravda.ua · 23/02/2025
💀 Russia loses 1,180 troops in past 24 hours
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Russia loses 1,180 troops in past 24 hours
Russia’s losses in the war against Ukraine have surpassed 867,180 troops
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Amy Oddo✌🏻💙☀️ @amyoddo.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
He’s GOLFING in Miami😏 So very Marie Antoinette😏 #LetThemEatCake
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God @thegodshow.com · 21/02/2025
Reminder: Zelenskyy refused to leave Kyiv as bombs fell. Donold hid in a bunker from protesters with cardboard signs.
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Tux means tuxedo IKEA means JD’s heaven
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 20/02/2025
NEW: Minnesota was just ranked a top state both to retire and to raise a family.   By investing in the things that matter – economic opportunity, health and safety, and strong communities – we’re building the best state for all Minnesotans from childhood through retirement.
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