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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
How will this affect the price of latex gloves?
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
C'mon Iran, Im betting a pretty penny
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
No, this is Patrick
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Apparently JD Vance is botting his Bluesky Account. #JDVance #Couch
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
STAY AWAY
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Stay away. #FuckVance
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
GO FUCK YOURSELF
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
He what
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I go inactive for over a month and I come back to see 2,000 fellow couches.
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Penguins beat Trump in the trade war. #Penguins #FuckTrump
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Just found out Joe Biden has cancer. Get well soon Mr President
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Mel 🎼🎶🌚💫🧡 @melan.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
C't'une fois un gars, on va l'appeler @jd-vance-1.bsky.social qui rencontre un sofa, qu'on va nommer @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social . Ils vécurent heureux et eurent beaucoup d'enfants. 🤗
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Maybe
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Just found out Joe Biden has cancer. Get well soon Mr President
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Penguins beat Trump in the trade war. #Penguins #FuckTrump
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mbltc.bsky.social @mbltc.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Says the republican in a democratic hoodie.
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Damn if only a certain senator named John could actually vote against the T/ump agenda instead of selling out 🫠
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Damn if only a certain senator named John could actually vote against the T/ump agenda instead of selling out 🫠 #JohnFettermanIsAMAGASellout
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Sean @quasirealism.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Damn dude it'd be real embarrassing if you voted to confirm the woman in charge of defending this in court.
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Beautiful ratio. As always, fuck John Fetterman the MAGAt sellout and fuck Trump #JohnFettermanIsASellout #FuckTrump
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
General tip: If you see a Cybertruck infront of you on the road, maybe change lanes and back up a bit. That shit is a polygonal firebomb on wheels
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
"Your gonna win so much you'll be tired of winning"-T/ump *Crashes Economy*
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
"Your gonna win so much you'll be tired of winning"-T/ump *Crashes Economy*
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Bad day to have China as your largest business partner.
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Overrated car brand. No one except the MAGAts buy Tesler.
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
And then several months after Johnson rejects, "The left won't even debate me"-Johnson
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 07/04/2025
Last time he told you not "not to worry" half a million Americans died of Covid.
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 07/04/2025
All I’m saying is that President Harris wouldn’t have us looking at the futures market on a Sunday night.
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
How do you add a reporter to a private Government group chat??? This administration is a joke.
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Tony Michaels @thetonymichaels.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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humanintransit.bsky.social @humanintransit.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
🇺🇸ICE #FreeJasmineMooney🇨🇦 This is an illegal detention. 🇺🇸Wake up!!! Start fighting back!!! youtu.be/dTsIzFryEBg
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Canadian woman put in chains, detained by ICE after entering San Diego border
YouTube video by ABC 10 News
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Cultural Genocide vs. Arson
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Ed Leonardi @edleo16.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
IS AMERICA GREAT AGAIN YET????
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/03/2025
Merkley: "The best time to take on a tyrant is as early as possible. And this is the moment."
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mayoisspicyy.bsky.social @mayoisspicyy.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
BOTH REPUBLICAN AND DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS HAVE FUCKED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY, MEDICARE, MEDICAID, & 401K.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 13/03/2025
Democrats are really just going to sit by and watch the country get raped and pillaged by billionaires. The time has come folks... we either shit or get off the pot.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Trump Is Still Trying to Undermine Elections! Now that Trump has installed election deniers throughout his Administration, he has been busy dismantling the guardrails protecting voting and voters. www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
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Trump Is Still Trying to Undermine Elections
Now that Trump has installed election deniers throughout his Administration, he has been busy dismantling the guardrails protecting voting and voters.
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~Kitty👻Kat~On the turning away~Pink Floyd~📚🌸🪴🌸📚 We, The People… @katarinakriz.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
A measles outbreak was not on my 2025 bingo card.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/03/2025
one of the things i truly believe is that a significant portion of this country is in the grip of a death cult
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 11/03/2025
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
You can tell who’s in charge there. I’ll give you a hint. It ain’t Trump.
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JD Vance's Couch @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Trump is a literal puppet for Elon.
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