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realjackschlottman.bsky.social @realjackschlottman.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

He's supposed to be nodding his head emphatically. I am gif challenged.

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realjackschlottman.bsky.social @realjackschlottman.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Not only is she right, she's great with punctuation.

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realjackschlottman.bsky.social @realjackschlottman.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

I don't know. I still haven't seen Georges Niang photoshopped into a Celtics uniform. I am very worried about Bluesky and the NBA.

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Philip Rossman-Reich @philiprr.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Well, now we know what Dallas got in the Luka deal... <ducks>

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realjackschlottman.bsky.social @realjackschlottman.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

I always worry about people who use the word "adopted" to modify "children"

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Fred Katz @fredkatz.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

The new pope went to Villanova but it's not Knicks news until he signs with CAA.

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tef @tef.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

There’s no way a guy from Chicago is a conduit to god

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Ella Brockway @ellabrockway.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Cardinals pick a pope. Pirates fire their manager. Which NL Central team will act next

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realjackschlottman.bsky.social @realjackschlottman.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Oops. I forgot they said I shouldn’t tell anybody yet. My bad.

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realjackschlottman.bsky.social @realjackschlottman.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

On what planet is the future location of the most boring annual “event” in U.S. professional sports of even mild importance? It doesn’t even generate tourist dollars. And this collection of clowns? No wonder I stopped watching the NFL when I stopped getting paid to watch it.

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realjackschlottman.bsky.social @realjackschlottman.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

The guy was holding Al's shorts by the waistband 🤷🏻

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realjackschlottman.bsky.social @realjackschlottman.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

I hate when someone says "forecasted" instead of "forecast." Yes, I know it's not grammatically incorrect. But it sounds dumb.

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Div B @statcenter.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

One of the most disturbing images you'll see in 2025, and that's saying something. Anyway, happy St Patrick's Day!

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Jayson Stark @jaysonst.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Such sad news. John was a fantastic, insightful writer who wrote one of the most important sports books of the last 50 years in Season on the Brink. But more than that, he was such a warm, welcoming, positive guy. And people gravitated toward him in every room he entered. RIP my friend

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realjackschlottman.bsky.social @realjackschlottman.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Yeah, nice piece. I'd really like to see both teams at full strength, but I don't think that's gonna happen. Could be close to seeing both "actual" starting lineups, though.

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realjackschlottman.bsky.social @realjackschlottman.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

You don't not vote for the guy with the best numbers because you think somebody else deserves a chance to be MVP too. This isn't T-ball. Or because you're bored voting for the same guy every year. That's not the way it works.

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Mark MacKinnon @markmackinnon.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Today’s @theglobeandmail.com front page.

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realjackschlottman.bsky.social @realjackschlottman.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Equally entertaining was when he popped up in the middle of the Clippers' huddle at one point.

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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Oh no, a superstar who likes to smoke and drink beer??

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realjackschlottman.bsky.social @realjackschlottman.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

"That’s how it was for the likes of Allen Iverson, Magic Johnson, Shaquille O’Neal, Bill Walton and Larry Bird — all elite players who had their warts." And a couple others Sam mentions later 😳 I mean, this is the league that had to stop testing for weed when they went into the bubble. Lol.

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realjackschlottman.bsky.social @realjackschlottman.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

And I'll tell you why, thanks for asking: The Luka heist did not impact the top of both conferences.

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realjackschlottman.bsky.social @realjackschlottman.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

I continue to think that the second-most impactful transaction of the season, after that little LA trade, was Hartenstein.

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realjackschlottman.bsky.social @realjackschlottman.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

All of ESPN's pregame and halftime stuff is unwatchable.

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realjackschlottman.bsky.social @realjackschlottman.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Well, it is pretty clear that the Big Three don’t know who the hell 75 percent of the players are — and the taller two of them even occasionally admit it 🤷🏻

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fraser ram🎃n @fraserramon.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

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realjackschlottman.bsky.social @realjackschlottman.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Nah, they're gonna play to 40, no halftime, but stop in the middle for speechifying.

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

I understand that Big Brother Musk is now going through Americans' tax returns. Remember that IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH and FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.

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realjackschlottman.bsky.social @realjackschlottman.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

"Dončić, who joined the Mavs in 2018, presented a different type of mentality from Bryant. Dončić drinks beer and smokes hookah, neither of which is atypical for a 25-year-old. But those behaviors didn’t fit Harrison’s mold." Hookah??? 😳

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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 17/02/2025

The Mavericks never intended to offer Luka Dončić a five-yea, $345 million contract, sources tell The Athletic. And the way Dončić was traded was no accident. More on Nico Harrison: dlvr.it/TJ296x

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Anna @annaknutson.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I like this dunk more than a guy jumping over a Kia. Sue me!!

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realjackschlottman.bsky.social @realjackschlottman.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

You really didn't see McClurg's feet slide down the side of the car?

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realjackschlottman.bsky.social @realjackschlottman.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Maybe the ballot is already split and everybody gets to pick five from the "U.S." side, five from the "international." May not be perfect and maybe, like, Harden doesn't get to go for the 111th year in a row. But it's the NBA; there's a way around everything. See: Max and the dunk contest 🤷🏻

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realjackschlottman.bsky.social @realjackschlottman.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

It has seemed to me for several years now that this one change would solve so many of this weekend's "problems," not to mention be the sort of global marketing thing Adam Silver loves. What's the holdup?

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