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Gabby Hayes

@realgabbyhayes.bsky.social
205 followers 120 following 346 posts

Old Sourdough, Prospector, Moonshine drinker. Writer for Fine Bunkhouse Livin' and 49er Style.

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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
godzilla minus zero? I’m no mathematician but I’m pretty sure that’s just godzilla
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Bruce McCorkindale @brucemccorkindale.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For #MuppetMonday, let's have some STAR TREK flashbacks! #1: STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN, featuring Bert and Ernie! Hand-drawn with mixed media on 9 X 12" watercolor paper.
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What a Cry Baby! Defeated bullies usually cry. On TV, anyway. #TOSSatNight
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Apollo sure is bitchy and demanding. #TOSSatNight
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sulu: "It's a giant Foot!"
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/08/2026
The Empire State Building went pink at exactly 9:25pm for Dolly Parton. Because of course they made it 9 to 5. That’s how you honor an icon. 🩷
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Annie Parker @annieparker.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
The feet slaps….the tiny duckling feet slaps 😍😍😍 #tinyduckling #ducklings #FarmLife
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The Beatles Bible 🍏 @beatlesbible.com · 19/08/2026
19 August 1969: George Harrison finishes recording the Beatles' Here Comes The Sun, adding Moog synth. "I had to have mine made specially, because Mr Moog had only just invented it. It was enormous, with hundreds of jackplugs and two keyboards." www.beatlesbible.com/1969/08/19/r...
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19 August 1969: Recording, mixing: The End, Golden Slumbers, Carry That Weight, Something, Here Comes The Sun | The Beatles Bible
Here Comes The Sun was given its finishing touches during this session. Harrison added Moog synthesiser in several places, recorded onto track four of the tape.
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Not gonna lie, the coffee was excellent this morning.
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A.I. stands for: Artificial Information Amazingly Inaccurate Almost Informative Accuracy Implied Actually Ignorant
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Wake up and smell the coffee.
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Listening to The Cars with Cupcake.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Garden eels get their name from their practice of poking their heads from their burrows with part of the body hidden. Since they tend to live in groups, the many eel heads "growing" from the sea floor resemble the plants in a garden. Original post
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Who's your favorite Batman, mine's depressed Batman.
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
You guys think the Incredible Hulk ever wore ripped gold parachute pants after Bruce Banner got angry during Hammer Time?
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
One monster I'll never trust is Mothra.
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
You guys ever let Swamp Thing wear your pants?
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm all hot and sweaty. Feels like Swamp Thing's been wearing my pants.
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It's One Million degrees here today. Maybe Four Million degrees. It's hard to tell after the first Million.
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Asked my Roomba if it was A.I. and it bit my foot.
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It is time. Open your front doors and set your Roombas free. Let them roam the earth in peace.
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This came up in my google search of The Cars: Did Rick Ocasek wear a wig?
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It's already 4:03 pm. Why does this keep happening to me?
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Shania Twain was born in Canada. And get this: her real name is Eilleen.
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My cats keep running under my feet while I'm walking and I tell them "If you trip me and I die, there will be no one to feed you." They don't care. They want to murder me.
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
People: Nature's Greatest Mystery
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
We spend our lives trying to get our fluid balance right. It's time we move back into the ocean and take our booze with us.
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I bought cat food. For my cars.
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I'll bet the dinosaurs are tired of hearing about "that asteroid."
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Yay, Mackenzie Scott !!!! More people need to be like her.
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Everybody drink your coffee and no one gets hurt.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
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God @thegodshow.com · 23/05/2026
After Trump succeeds in silencing every comedian on network TV, shifting the algorithm and AI moderation to silence every critic on the Internet will be nothing, an afterthought. Remember, every social media billionaire was at the inauguration.
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Texas Chainsaw Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Radicalize America’s dads by telling them Climate Change is touching Earth’s thermostat
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I'm tired of disingenuous freaks.
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Tesla humanoid robots? In THIS economy?
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Whatever happened to the price of eggs? Are we going to get cheap eggs from Venezuela? Greenland?
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Chris Burris @burriscj.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I haven't watched the Rose Parade in years, but this year is different. #StarTrek60
The Star Trek Float at the Rose Parade, featuring the classic USS Enterprise, its Bridge, a transporter replica, and actors.Actor George Takei (Hikaru Sulu, Star Trek: The Original Series).Actors Rebecca Romijn (Una Chin-Riley, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds) and Tig Notaro (Jett Reno, Star Trek: Discovery).Actor Karim Diané (Jay-Den Kraag, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy).
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Pretty high on frankincense and myrrh right now.
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Not joking: has one reporter responded to his preposterous Sgt Schultz “I know nothing” schtick by immediately asking: * Doesn’t this level of ignorance disqualify you as speaker? * Do you really think we are so dumb to believe you? * Do you think it is appropriate to insult the voters like this?
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Nomen Luni @nomenluni.ie · 02/12/2025
I'm reminded of a funny tweet I saw on Twitter a few years ago, about Star Trek episode titles.
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
@simplyedc.bsky.social I see a Pioneer SX-750 in that stack. Best Receiver ever!
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Adelita for Congress @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Keys to the office? Check! ✅ Sworn in as Congresswoman? Not quite 🙅🏻‍♂️
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
A terrific AFP fact check uses reverse image searches to expose how a White House video took scenes from Florida, Texas, South Carolina and Nebraska and lied that they showed "Chicago is in chaos." factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....
Post from WH about Chicago "in chaos," showing scene from another state.
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
@gorillaschoice.bsky.social Hi Joe!
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
We're living in The Bronze Age of Stupid.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 18/06/2023
dracula: so we meet again mister bond bond: have we met? sorry dracula: at susan’s party  bond: dracula: in malibu bond: oh right right the vampire guy dracula: ha ha yes the vampire guy
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Gabby Hayes @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Did I tell you about the haunted balloon in my house? I did? OK, never mind.
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