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Gorilla's Choice

@gorillaschoice.bsky.social
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Your socially inept ol' pal. Your ol' stumblebum of a chum.

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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
29 years ago today, September 20, 1997, “Louie Live! at The Simpsons” aired on Fox Kids as a final part of the promotion for a giveaway a real life replica of #TheSimpsons house in Nevada.
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Frog & Scorpion, again. Will these two ever learn?
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If you enjoyed this comic, you can find more hilarity and shenanigans at patreon.com/MichaelKupperman
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Gorilla's Choice @gorillaschoice.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Aw, RIP. I always sing these words along to "Blister in the Sun"
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Gorilla's Choice @gorillaschoice.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Saw somebody quote someone on here who apparently has me blocked. Who even bothered to block me on here of all places? I feel like it'd take effort to actually see me
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Grizz Chapman 1974-2026 RIP
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Pugmane @pugmane.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This machine kills fascists
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Clive Clemons' Inappropriate Response Channel check-in : 121s
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Gorilla's Choice @gorillaschoice.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
RIP Tom Noonan. Tons of great stuff, but he was certainly my favorite Frankenstein when I was little, and it really stuck
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Gorilla's Choice @gorillaschoice.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
RIP. I swear the "Dawson's Creek" theme seems to play at Meijer every time I grocery shop. Gonna be a bummer next time
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Gorilla's Choice @gorillaschoice.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This Valentine's is the anniversary of me finding out Hungry Howie's doesn't cut their heart-shaped pizzas.
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
KIMA/CBS commercials, 2/11/1996 part 1 : 456s
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Gorilla's Choice @gorillaschoice.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Interesting that the "creeps" are called "ghouls" here
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Gorilla's Choice @gorillaschoice.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Depressed enough to not care that the dog is licking my sock and making it all wet, because at least he can be happy.
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Gorilla's Choice @gorillaschoice.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Why didn't they cast Ryan Stiles as the reboot Freddy? He's stretched Pepsi bottle Robert Englund
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
how about getting addicted to buying your friends hamburgers instead of the sports gambling. yeah man im a burger bud. what can i say, i drive around town handing out burgers to my hundreds of friends, ive got a real problem
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
if dracula drank my blood right now in like 45 minutes he would have his friend call 911 because he was having a panic attack
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Gorilla's Choice @gorillaschoice.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Women ask the dealership to just weld two cars together to make the vehicle
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Gorilla's Choice @gorillaschoice.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Alright, so when should I start posting my old Yanni jokes? Will posting the Yanni jokes no one wanted garner a following?
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Gorilla's Choice @gorillaschoice.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I have arrived here at the other site, just because folks seemed to be talking it up a lot, and I wanted to make sure my username didn't get letterboxd again. Don't worry folks! My posts will blow just as much! Kept the Ernest Pizza Mom avatar, but perhaps I should finally change it?
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