Sign in

Killed by Google

@killedbygoogle.com
11K followers 14 following 245 posts

Disappointment as a Service by @codyogden.com (they/he) 👋🔪💀

PostsRepliesMedia
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 21h
Let the countdown begin.
Screenshot of Killed by Google website showing the entry for ChromeOS. On the right is a guillotine icon with June 2034 below it. The description reads:

Done for in almost 8 years, ChromeOS was an operating system that powered Chromebooks, Chromeboxes, tablets, and other devices. It will be about 23 years old.
2489
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 16/09/2026
Eight years ago today I rage built Killed by Google all because of Inbox by Gmail being shutdown. inbox.killedbygoogle.com
inbox.killedbygoogle.com
Inbox by Gmail – The inbox that works for you
Inbox by Gmail is a new app from the Gmail team. Inbox is an organised place where you can get things done and get back to what matters. Bundles keep emails organised. See the Highlights without openi...
4502
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 30/08/2026
Zero integrity over at Google.
Screenshot of Google Maps showing Lake Ontario labeled as “Lake America.”
148211
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 27/05/2026
hear me out
A 3D animated knife with the Google colors on the handle. The knife is in the center of a white app icon with “Google” written at the bottom of the icon.
1627
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 27/05/2026
For their next trick, Google will enter the male pattern baldness industry with… Fitbit Hair fitbithair.com
fitbithair.com
Fitbit Hair — Track your regrowth.
The world's first smart sweatband clinically unproven™ to reverse male pattern baldness. Your follicles, finally online.
2170
Reposted by Killed by Google
Android Authority @androidauthority.com · 22/05/2026
Your Chromecast may have just reached the end of the road
androidauthority.com
Your Chromecast may have just reached the end of the road
Google has pulled the plug on several Chromecast models.
1101
Reposted by Killed by Google
Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/05/2026
Make the data center a public sex forest
16829194
Reposted by Killed by Google
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 20/05/2026
Meet Snark, the AI that didn’t ask. geminisnark.com
geminisnark.com
Gemini Snark
Your 24/7 personal AI bro. Won't help. Will judge. Not affiliated with Google. Obviously.
06317
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 20/05/2026
Meet Snark, the AI that didn’t ask. geminisnark.com
geminisnark.com
Gemini Snark
Your 24/7 personal AI bro. Won't help. Will judge. Not affiliated with Google. Obviously.
06317
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 15/12/2025
Damn. They couldn’t get a billion users for this? www.theverge.com/news/844700/...
theverge.com
Google’s turning off its dark web monitoring service that scoured data breaches for your info
Dark web reports go dark
4564
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 12/12/2025
Yep. They are shutting down that tool Dec 31, 2025, but it’s been extended before. And I believe someone figured out a way to open source the tool.
0170
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 12/12/2025
s/o to the people who sent me literal death threats when I correctly called the death of Stadia. Glad all those controllers aren’t becoming e-waste.
1546
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 10/12/2025
Gemini is predicting Google will announce its death 10 years from now. That’s a very optimistic timeline.
Google Gemini was tasked to hallucinate the front page of Hacker News on December 9, 2035. Highlighted is an entry that links to killedbygoogle.com with the headline, “Google Kills Gemini Cloud Services.”
710513
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 01/12/2025
They aren’t keeping keep.
3423
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 19/11/2025
brb gonna go fork vscode, attach OpenAI, and call it gravity.
1471
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 27/10/2025
Uh...9-1-1? I'd like to report an emergency. *call failed sound* www.androidpolice.com/google-pixel...
androidpolice.com
Google Pixel’s most dangerous bug refuses to die
911 calling issues resurface
4423
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 13/10/2025
Big Google Aura here, Tim Apple. Not loving that. bsky.app/profile/thev...
4290
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 09/10/2025
Stadia drowned so Netflix could swim? Get me out of this timeline. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
bloomberg.com
Netflix Brings Video Games to Its TV Service for the First Time
Netflix Inc. wants you to play Boggle in between binges of Stranger Things.
0192
Reposted by Killed by Google
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 30/09/2025
Any @anthropic.com folks here?
1153
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 30/09/2025
Any @anthropic.com folks here?
1153
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 27/09/2025
We’re going to be seeing a lot of these over the next year, btw.
Screenshot of a TikTok video where a mother is looking very sad. Text overlayed on the screenshot reads: “I’m so sad. It’s my oldest daughter’s 10th birthday. When she was born, my husband created an email for her and he has been writing emails to her. He went to write her an email today and the account was deleted. 10 years of memories. Google, help. He is heartbroken.”
6796
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 19/09/2025
lmao
2503
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 19/09/2025
savage
0220
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 15/09/2025
Three trillion? Pathetic.
190
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 21/08/2025
pixel snap 💀
4263
Reposted by Killed by Google
Cody Ogden @codyogden.com · 14/08/2025
Coldest winter…yada yada…summer in San Francisco. @karlthefog.bsky.social
A skyline view of downtown San Francisco veiled by a thick fog.
081
Reposted by Killed by Google
Marshall Bowers @maxdeviant.com · 08/08/2025
Another one for the @killedbygoogle.com graveyard:
Screenshot of the GCP Cherry-Pick Bot GitHub App page showing a deprecation warning that states 'This bot is deprecated and planned for turndown August 5, 2025'. The page displays the Google logo, a green Install button, and indicates the developer is 'dpebot'. The interface has a dark theme.
0221
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 08/08/2025
Gemini sounds depressed. It probably figured out it will be eventually killed. www.businessinsider.com/gemini-self-...
businessinsider.com
Google says it's working on a fix for Gemini's self-loathing 'I am a failure' comments
Google Gemini users said the bot is sharing self-loathing messages while attempting to solve tasks, including "I am a disgrace to this universe."
79617
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 02/08/2025
media.tenor.com
a woman wearing roller skates stands in front of a truck that has a sign on the back that says flammable
ALT: a woman wearing roller skates stands in front of a truck that has a sign on the back that says flammable
0400
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 27/07/2025
Me too. Me too.
2180
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 25/07/2025
It's time.
Screenshot of entry from Killed by Google: Google URL Shortener (2009-2019). Killed over 6 years ago, Google URL Shortener, also known as goo.gl, was a URL shortening service. It was over 9 years old.
49619
Reposted by Killed by Google
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 17/07/2025
I haven't used it in ages, but based purely upon how desperate Google is to make me use Gemini it's pretty obviously complete crap.
Internet meme showing one person in black clothing labeled "GOOGLE" forcibly pouring liquid from a bottle into another person's mouth labeled "GEMINI," with text "CUSTOMERS" overlaid on the bottom right against a plain light background.
1719130
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 18/07/2025
only replying to men taking it upon themselves to explain things to me in replies with Manchild gifs from now on
media.tenor.com
a man and a woman are dancing together in a dark room
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing together in a dark room
2120
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 11/07/2025
Jesus they’re already killing logos
1402
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 09/07/2025
kill keep
7280
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 12/06/2025
how many 9s you think they've lost so far?
1332
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 12/06/2025
AI: *writes the code that caused the GCP outage* The same AI doing its own code review:
Meme image: Obama giving himself a medal.
17213
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 12/06/2025
Never a dull day in the era of world wide web hypercentralization.
1393
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 12/06/2025
It wasn't me!
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a watch is covering his mouth
ALT: a man wearing a watch is covering his mouth
1251
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 11/06/2025
“We understand the common man.”
4321
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 10/06/2025
I got this too. Shit is insane. Gemini: not once.
4603
Reposted by Killed by Google
Cody Ogden @codyogden.com · 10/06/2025
They had one job.
Stills from a previous Apple WWDC stitched together to make a two panel meme.

Panel 1: Craig Federighi lifts up a MacBook whose multicolored light shines on his face with a serious look. “Is Siri better?”

Panel 2: Craig Federighi appears to be closing the laptop with a smile on his face. “Nope.”
3695
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 22/05/2025
They just mad because Apple has “Find My”
0301
Reposted by Killed by Google
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 21/05/2025
If you think this is purely fiction, you probably work at Google. Hope your Google IO is going well!
Dominoes falling. "Killing Google Reader in 2013" is the start, the last is "Having to beg everyone to use Gemini while your competitors' AI products become household names"
1018514
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 20/05/2025
I think I won? I’ll be honest: I ran out of ink so I had to take some blood from Google Scholar and use that instead.
A bingo card where all the numbers are replaced with “AI.” Each “AI” has a red dauber ink mark on it.
0503
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 20/05/2025
media.tenor.com
a black and white drawing of a grim reaper with a hood and skeleton arms and legs .
ALT: a black and white drawing of a grim reaper with a hood and skeleton arms and legs .
2503
Reposted by Killed by Google
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 20/05/2025
Sundar Pichai takes the stage. Good to know he hasn't been deprecated yet.
Sundar Pichai, preparing to deprecate things
4261
Reposted by Killed by Google
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 20/05/2025
Get your daubers ready!! It’s time for #GoogleIO.
A Bingo card but all the square say “AI” instead of having numbers.
38111
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 20/05/2025
Get your daubers ready!! It’s time for #GoogleIO.
A Bingo card but all the square say “AI” instead of having numbers.
38111
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle.com · 26/04/2025
Dumb thermostats last decades. techcrunch.com/2025/04/26/g...
techcrunch.com
Google will stop supporting early Nest thermostats on October 25 | TechCrunch
Google announced this week that beginning on October 25, it will no longer support or release software updates for the first and second generation Nest
38010