Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Dead before the end of the decade huh? Oh promises, promises. Can I sue Anthropic if I'm still alive in 2030? 000
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Not going to the doctor for a GLP-1 and leaving with a referral for an eating disorder treatment program instead. 🫠 The most annoying thing is that doc is 100% correct though.static.klipy.comKristen Bell Crying LaughingALT: Kristen Bell Crying Laughing 000
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Wait do the youth actually think millennials are wearing pimple patches just to look younger? Honey I have some bad news but it's because acne never ends even in middle age. You will look old and still have pimples one day too, babes. 000
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 26/05/2026If you take a sip of a spindrift right after eating a wintogreen life saver it tastes just like conversation hearts 000
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I'm baffled by the cynical cooperation between Zionist Israelis and evangelical "end times" American Christians. Like I get how that would be temporarily useful but jfc y'all really didn't think anything bad would come from linking up with folks who see y'all as Jesus's landing pad? 010
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Another jungle war huh? Gee how'd that go for us last time? 000
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Just finished The Dark Tower series & my main takeaway/question is: would the story of IT have been a hell of a lot shorter if Bill had just opted to use his dad's gun instead of the slingshot? 000
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 17/11/2025An Aliens movie set in Louisiana where the Xenomorphs are the protagonists frantically trying to escape a seafood boil 000
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Can someone with more musical skill than me create a dance mix of Mike Johnson saying "I bet you see Antifa types, I bet you see the Marxist on full display"? because I think that would go hard 000
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 19/10/2025It's very funny to me that Trump's response was an AI generated video that implies he's got enough liquid diarrhea to coat entire cities. 000
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 17/10/2025@stephenking.bsky.social Stephen King, I have questions: why is The Kid from Shreveport, Louisiana? Was that just a random spot on the map or an intentional origin place? 000
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 10/10/2025My favorite Taylor Swift song isn't even real but just a snippet of lyrics I remembered wrong that constantly gets stuck in my head "she wears short skirts I wear t shirts she's cheer Captain and I'm wearing t shirts" 000
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 20/09/2025If you are struggling to find a job right now, seriously look into your local employment agencies if that's an option where you are. They are not just for seasonal or temp work & they're the only reason I have been able to find legitimately good jobs in bad markets like '08 and now. 🙏💗 000
Reposted by Cassandraonion person @junlper.beer · 15/09/2025kind of unreal watching JD Vance host the charlie kirk show. there’s long been complete unity between the right and their media propaganda apparatus, of which kirk was a massive player in, but then ending the show by telling that audience to thought police fellow americans is psychotic 523400443
Reposted by CassandraKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 15/09/2025If you've been contacted by law enforcement over social media posts re Tyler Robinson, text me securely via Signal at 202-510-1268 221736652
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 12/09/2025How can people say there was no song of the summer when YoGirlMel's Jet2Holiday NOLA bounce edition exists 🙄 000
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I think Trump had Charlie Kirk killed as a pretext for what he wants to do next. This is his Horst Vessel moment. 140
Reposted by CassandraRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 03/08/2025A 10-day hunger strike persists at Florida's Alligator Alcatraz detention facility for undocumented immigrants, according to NBC. Stories of Multiple detainees are refusing food, following Governor Ron DeSantis' disclosure inhumane living conditions 39683763575
Reposted by CassandraRobert P. Jones @robertpjones.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Beyond the 60 Minutes payoff & Colbert cancelation, an unprecedented capitulation: as part of merger agreement, new parent company agrees to install an official to "monitor bias" at CBS’s news division. CBS news will essentially be state controlled media. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/24/b... 1551829931
Reposted by Cassandrashaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 25/07/2025i hate the game politicians play where they back israel 100% until it starts killing too many people too fast, then they start calling for peace until the killing slows to levels acceptable for them. they're not opposing genocide, they're negotiating how quickly it should proceed 252754659
Reposted by CassandraJason Dogwood 💙 🏳️🌈 🌱 @jasondogwood.bsky.social · 25/07/2025$450M to cage migrants in a swamp but not one cent to shelter the unhoused. Even unhoused people without addiction or mental illness are now criminalized, cleared from public streets like rats. It's not policy, it’s punishment. If you’re poor, you’re the enemy.whitehouse.govEnding Crime and Disorder on America's StreetsBy the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose and 1091197600
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 25/07/2025I'm sorry but the phrase "clot shot" just sounds like what happens when you sneeze on the first day of your period and it's incredibly funny to me 000
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I'm sure it's not a sign of good mental health that every time I hear that someone died my first thought is "oh that lucky bitch" 000
Reposted by CassandraTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 16/07/2025why destroy the department of education? would you believe there's a creepy evangelical organization operating in broad daylight but under the radar whose meteoric rise goes a long way towards explaining it? today's column: buttondown.com/theswordandt...buttondown.comWho Benefits from Destroying the Department of EducationThis week, the Supreme Court ruled that the Trump Administration can go ahead with its ambitious, ruinous plan of gutting the Department of Education, firing... 291454648
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I'm so thankful for gameplay YouTube videos and cutscene compilations because I can never finish most of the games with interesting stories because I always get legitimately scared during combat 😭 especially from a first person view 110
Reposted by CassandraBrian Allen @allenanalysis.bsky.social · 11/07/2025🚨BREAKING: Cal State LA just moved classes online and let faculty work remotely, not for a storm, not for COVID, but because ICE is in the area. Let that sink in, an entire university is treating immigration enforcement like a public health crisis. 14181223149
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 09/07/2025If you are still popping off fireworks at 10pm on Tuesday the 7th then buddy I hope your ass itches every time you are in a place you can't scratch it 000
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 03/07/2025It's been bread and circuses for a while but it's about to be oops all circuses 000
Reposted by CassandraJen McGowan @iamjenmcg.bsky.social · 30/06/2025The Dem strategy seems to be wait until the damage hits red states and then we’ll make our case That assumes voters will blame the Regressives But they won’t because they’ll only hear lies somehow framing everything as the fault of the left Speak up now or you may not be heard again 45681135
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 29/06/2025I know Mercy of Gods isn't a sequel to The Expanse but I still keep expecting Amos to show up 000
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Mike Johnson being speaker of the house really makes me feel like I'm in Stephen King's 1408 except it's Louisiana I can't escape 000
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 23/06/2025You know I'm from Louisiana because I am reading "The Mercy of Gods" and wondering what a carryx would taste like 000
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 21/06/2025I'm sorry but I cannot take my 401k seriously. It seems like a big assumption that the power grid will still exist when I'm at retirement age let alone the Internet & I feel like my retirement plan is more likely to be learning which wild plants are edible or how to make a battery out of a potato. 000
Reposted by CassandraAbortion Fund of Ohio @abortionfundofohio.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Abortion on demand?!? Uh, yeah I sure hope it is. 736321
Reposted by CassandraAbortion Fund of Ohio @abortionfundofohio.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Most people criminalized for their pregnancy outcomes were reported by a care professional (45%), but... ⚠️ Providers aren't required to report suspected self-managed abortion, AND ⚠️ In most cases, to do so is a direct violation of HIPAA ifwhenhow.org/resources/se... 322483
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Only a week into my recovery from my myomectomy & hysterectomy and I already feel SO much better than before the surgery. 😌 I thought my fatigue and worsened depression was just another oh so fun part of perimenopause but turns out it was mostly that enormous dang fibroid all along. 000
Reposted by CassandraPalmetto State Abortion Fund @psabortionfund.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Help us fund abortions for southerners: www.donorbox.org/support-the-funddonorbox.orgDonate to Palmetto State Abortion Fund | Palmetto State Abortion Fund (Powered by Donorbox)*While we assist abortion seekers from other Southern states as well, the information below pertains to South Carolina.* Why Your Donations Matter!Since our founding in late 2021, Palmetto State Abort... 01211
Reposted by Cassandraonion person @junlper.beer · 19/04/2025the most cruel administration of all time. them being this outwardly evil genuinely might be their downfall in the end 925119911638
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Finally got rid of my medically problematic uterus. It took an almost 1/2 lb fibroid for insurance to cover it but fuck it's finally gone. I feel so much better. 😌🙌media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with the words `` it 's gone , it 's done ''ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` it 's gone , it 's done '' 010
Reposted by CassandraKylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 07/02/2025this is just untrue, Democrats need him out as leader, just so embarrassing 021137
Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 05/02/2025If I could stop feeling so terrified all the time that'd be great 010
Reposted by CassandraMolly White @molly.wiki · 03/02/2025an unelected billionaire storming into US agencies, installing his unqualified and unapproved lackeys, purging civil servants, seizing access to sensitive data and payments, unilaterally eliminating federal agencies: fine identifying the lackeys: illegal 226115463198
Reposted by Cassandrajamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/02/2025is it good or bad that a billionaire oligarch with close ties to foreign dictators is currently downloading the most sensitive information the us federal government has about its citizens to his own private servers? 1030269946668
Reposted by CassandraKylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 31/01/2025A NY doctor was indicted for allegedly mailing abortion pills to a Louisiana mom for her daughter, a minor; the mom was also indicted. Anti-abortion states are increasingly challenging shield laws, opening the door to target blue-state abortion providers:jezebel.comNew York Doctor & Louisiana Mother Indicted Over Abortion PillsSince 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth. 18733
Reposted by CassandraKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 29/01/2025AP straight up stole my story with zero credit lol 792952413
Reposted by CassandraKylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 27/01/2025cross-posting here re: the anti-birth control propaganda on X: in 2022 I talked to BC experts+tiktokers about online convos re: IUD pain &viral disinfo about BC. it's true better pain mgmt should be offered &IUDs are better for some than others, but the idea it's unsafe/bad is right-wing propagandajezebel.comTikToks About 'Traumatizing' IUD Pain Go Viral as Some Doctors Refuse to Remove ThemThe political war on birth control is very much real, but that doesn’t mean the intense pain of IUD insertion isn’t. Jezebel spoke to some frustrated patients. 119633
Reposted by CassandraKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Leakers declare war on Trump: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leakers-de...kenklippenstein.comLeakers Declare War on TrumpTrump’s attack on DEI triggers resistance, including against Elon Musk 352198393
Reposted by CassandraScott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Hiring freeze ordered at US Dept of Veterans Affairs, which operates dozens of hospitals, 100s of clinics and veterans benefits programs nationwide 1243142605515